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Kinda like a humm / wheeze / whistle when they get excited. More info HERE A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125

Hey everyone! I just moved into a cottage on an Alpaca farm. Check out my new neighbours! Talk about peaceful - these guys in front & a bluegum forest in back A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125

BRAKE, Forrest, BRAKE!!!!! ...oh, yeah, Good Luck with that rib. A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125

Well done!

Good luck!

On the homepage of icanhascheezeburger... A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125

You mean this one? *credits mnealtx for usually posting this piccy* A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125

I agree! Lose 14296+ posts!!? Skymama's answer in THIS post says it all

Not allowed outside? That's an easy fix! Attach leash to collar before wash cycle commences. Tie loose end of leash to fixed object (e.g. tap..) Once lids are lifted, cat will commence automatic spin cycle A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125

Dear Cat Owner, Following are instructions on the best way to bathe your cat: 1. Thoroughly clean the toilet. 2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted. 3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape). CAUTION: Don't get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out to grab anything they can find. The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from your toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this. 5. Flush the toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides a "powerwash and rinse" which I have found to be quite effective. 6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door. 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. 8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and run outside where he will dry himself. Sincerely, The DOG A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125

Driver/bouncer for strippers... 'nuf said A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125

Funny on so many levels A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125

That makes it 11am - 1 pm here in SA. Seeing that I'm usually on the road during the day, that's a diffcult time to be on dizzycom.. I WILL try to post more often, though A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125

Thanks for the pics, T! She looks so happy

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Coming to deepest, darkest Africa sometime soon? A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125

Electric paddle, chains, whips... Not interested. Wax was kinda interesting though A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125

Where do you find the time for this stuff??? Excellent! A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125

Lonely!? Maybe THIS can cheer you up

I was a medic in the SA army for a while & yes, it's not always easy, but the 1 in 100 patients that appreciate your commitment & help always makes it worthwhile

Nah! That's one penguin that knows you don't have to grow up just çause you're growing old! I recall someone once saying something about pushing the envelope... A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125

A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125

...I was a bit bored yesterday & in the midst of all the threads that one came up A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125

Didn't mean to offend, Mike

Turtle's not gonna appreciate us veering off his thread's path I'm 5'7" and also consider that to be on the short side... Guess that makes 3 of us that are VC A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125