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Rule No. 1: When waiting for a parking spot, stop in the middle of the road, don't signal, and orient your car diagonally to prevent others from passing. Rule No. 2: Always park on the lines, taking up as many spots as possible. Diagonal parking is preferred. Rule No. 3: As you pull into a spot, if you see that the space ahead of you is empty and you see another driver signaling to take it, pull though and take it from him. Rule No. 4: Always park close enough to the adjacent car so that the other driver must grease up with Vaseline to squeeze into his or her car. Rule No. 5: When getting out of your car, hit the adjacent vehicle with your door really hard. Rule No. 6: When driving through the parking lot, ignore the painted lanes and drive diagonally from one end to another at a high rate of speed. Rule No. 7: When stopped in front of a store and waiting for a friend/relative to make a purchase, make sure that you are stopped in the middle of the road. The same rule applies to picking up and discharging passengers. Rule No. 8: When a vehicle from the opposite direction is signaling and waiting for a parking space, position your car so that you are in his way and let the car behind you take it. Rule No. 9: If the vehicle in front of you stops to let a ped- estrian cross or another vehicle turn, pull into the lane of opposite traffic and attempt to pass him. Rule No. 10: When exiting a shopping center into a busy road, exit through the narrow "ENTER ONLY" driveway, stick the nose of the car into traffic, and wait. Rule No. 11: Always leave your shopping cart behind or tightly between parked vehicles. Rule No. 12: Empty your ashtrays on the ground in shopping center parking lots. While you're at it, dump out all the garbage, too, including that Wendy's or McDonald's bag sitting in the back seat from breakfast. Rule No. 13: When another vehicle is waiting for you to pull out of a spot in a crowded parking lot, take your time. Adjust the mirrors, your seat, and the radio. Roll down your window, light a cigarette, and eat your lunch. Feel free to go through your shopping bags and look at what you just bought. Rule No. 14: When pulling into a parking spot, if there is a shopping cart in the way, lightly tap it with your bumper and send it rolling into another car. Then, when you step out, if the cart is still too close, push it down the parking lot aisle and let it go. Rule No. 15: When walking back to your car in a busy shopping center, gesture to other drivers waiting for a spot to make them think that you are getting in the car and leaving. Then walk between the cars to the next aisle and do it again. Rule No. 16: When walking back to your car, if you notice other shoppers walking past your car to get to theirs, press the buttons on your key chain remote so that your car's alarm makes a sudden loud "BLOOP BLEEP" that scares the crap out of them. Rule No. 17: If you don't see a speed limit sign posted in the mall's parking lot, there isn't any! Rule No. 18: If you back into a parked car, and the driver isn't with it, take out a piece of paper and start writing. This is especially effective if there are 15-20 witnesses. On a piece of paper write, "There were ___ witnesses when I hit your car. They think I'm writing my name, address, and phone number." if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

thanks if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

i'm out of the loop did the formation complete?? do we have a new formation record?? if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

2 cases of beer, 1 bottle of red wine, 1 daquire mix, 1 huge bottle of capt morgan, 1 jar year old pickles, mayo, mustard, almost empty jug of milk, and some green stuff in a jar that i am scared since it seems to have taken a life of it's own and is not only living but seems to be thriving at the back of my fridge. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

get ready to freeze. sat and sun were coldest days i have ever been through while at eloy. my hands actually hurt when i landed. but still alot of fun. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

A man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla on his roof so he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Gorilla Removers". He calls the number, and the gorilla remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes. The gorilla remover arrives and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull. "What are you going to do?" the homeowner asks. "I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up there and knock the gorilla off the roof with this baseball bat." "When the gorilla falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The gorilla will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van." He hands the shotgun to the homeowner. "What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner. "If the gorilla knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog!" if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

i love calvin and hobbes. got hobbes tat on my chest. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

maby a nude big way if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

i just added it up and if it works out right i will be crossing the 400 mark during the dz.com boogie. i need suggestions what kind of jump should i do?? big way, hybrid. what do you think?? if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

Happy Birthday!!!!

have you worn a protrack or something of that nature to tell how fast you were going?? when i was on the small board i was always in the 130-140 range of speed. but if you are in the normal FF speed range than it should be no problem. talk with your coach also he will be the best at giving advice. he knows you and knows how you have progressed. he will have the best answer for you... good luck.. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

congrats, um i think if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

i was watching something on the discovery channel, and one of the Dr's had a theory about death. not to go into great detail or anything but to sum it up his theory went that when you are just about to die you are your most alive. now obviously this doesn't work for all cases. he was talking more about when people die like in car wrecks or in some way that is sudden and an accident. something about the survival instinct that is in all of us that kicks in. i was wondering if that is why skydiving is so good. because when we are skydiving we are at our most alive. even if we know we are not going to die that possibility is still there. i don't know. any opinions?? if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

tell me about it. one of my coworkers quit. i haven't had a day off in three weeks. i am in such need of a jump.. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

glad you are ok. looks like you were some what lucky.

i love that smell if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

looks like i get to be in level 8. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

i will be there. in fact it's my home dz. damn i am lucky if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

the forums are better than google if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

great news. congrats.. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

maby you should turn on the A/C. the cat won't need to go into the fridge to get cooled off if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

heeeyyy me to. if it were sept i would be getting on a plane to fly off to st. thomas for a week of vacation. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

I know everyone has read these. still funny though. 1. Good: Your wife is pregnant. Bad: It's triplets. Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago. 2. Good: Your wife's not talking to you. Bad: She wants a divorce. Ugly: She's a lawyer. 3. Good: Your son is finally maturing. Bad: He's involved with the Woman next door. Ugly: So are you. 4. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.. Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there. Ugly: You're in them. 5. Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids. Bad: You can't find your birth control pills. Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them. 6. Good: Your husband understands fashion. Bad: He's a cross-dresser. Ugly: He looks better than you. 7. Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter. Bad: She keeps interrupting. Ugly: With corrections. 8. Good: The postman's early. Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun. Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas. 9. Good: Your son is dating someone new. Bad: It's another man. Ugly: He's your best friend. 10. Good: Your daughter got a new job. Bad: As a hooker. Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients. Way ugly: She makes more money than you do. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

i like how it lists all sexual preferences.

http://www.ageofconsent.com/ageofconsent.htm just in case some of you are traveling this summer. good things to know.. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?