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Mr Bossman, This is Phil. I am having a severe eye problem and can't see coming into work today. It's so severe I will have to wear goggles to keep it from becoming worse. Fire Safety Tip: Don't fry bacon while naked

Crab Linguine 1 1lb box linguine 2 Cans cream of asparagus soup 2 Cans crab meat (don't use fresh king crab, it over powers the dish) 1 Can asparagus spears 8 oz Half and half 4 oz Heavy whipping cream 4 oz white wine 1 stick sweet butter 8 oz jack cheese Parmesan cheese Italian bread crumbs 1 Large mixing bowl 1 Mixing spoon 1 Cheese grater 3 qts water 1 large pot 1 small sauce pot 1 lasagna baking pan Place water in pot, place on stove and ignite heating device at the high setting. While BTU's are being absorbed by the water thus increasing its temperature. Remove the wrapper from the stick of butter and place it in the small sauce pot. Place the small pot on the stove and ignite the heating device on the lowest setting. At this setting the butter will absorb the BTU's at a much slower rate thus not burning the butter. While the water is heating to a boil and the butter is melting do the following: 1) Grate the jack cheese placing it the large mixing bowl. 2) Open cans of cream of asparagus soup and place the contents of the cans in the mixing bowl. 3) Open the cans of crab meat, drain excess water (preferably in the sink, but it's your kitchen pour it where you like) place the contents of the can into the mixing bowl. 4) Pour the 4 oz of wine into the mixing bowl 5) Pour in the 8 oz of half and half into the mixing bowl 6) Pour in the 4 oz of heavy whipping cream into the mixing bowl By now the water in the large pot should have absorbed enough water to be boiling, if so remove the linguine from its packing material and add it into the boiling water. Cook approximately 10 minutes or until aldente' The butter should also have absorbed enough BTU's to have melted. Pour half of the melted butter into the mixing bowl as well. Use the large mixing spoon and thoroughly mix all contents in bowl. Since you bought a full bottle of wine and only needed 4 oz for the food this is a good time to pour yourself a glass and consume it while the linguine cooks. Your 10 minutes is up so put down the wine glass. Drain the pasta using a colander and then place back into the pot you cooked it in. Add three spoons full of the contents of the mixing bowl in with the pasta and mix thoroughly. Open the can of asparagus spears and drain the water (again, preferably in the sink) Remove the coated linguine from the pot placing it into the baking pan evenly. Remove the asparagus spears from the can and place them on evenly on top of the linguine that you placed in the pan. Pour the remaining contents of the mixing bowl evenly across the top of the linguine and asparagus spears. Sprinkle parmesan cheese evenly across the top of the mixture (add how much you prefer but don't over do it as parmesan is strong and can over power the dish) Cover entire dish with Italian bread crumbs with approximately 1/8 inch of bread crumbs. Drizzle remaining butter over contents in the baking dish. Place in oven at 350 degrees for 45 minutes. Drink more wine. Remove from oven and let stand 15 minutes before cutting to serve. Drink more wine. Serve as a side and eat dinner, oh yea......Drink more wine. PS don't forget to turn off the burners on the stove. Enjoy Fire Safety Tip: Don't fry bacon while naked

Crab Linguinne!! By far the best side dish of thanksgiving Fire Safety Tip: Don't fry bacon while naked

Mostly naughty and you know it!!!! Ever notice the men get the coal and the ladies get many offers to spank them. Fire Safety Tip: Don't fry bacon while naked

Happy birthday Beth!! Sorry I couldn't make the parties I'll spank ya on Saturday if you head down to Davis though Fire Safety Tip: Don't fry bacon while naked

Unfortunately all the other BS websites they have stii work http://www.skydivesacramento.com/ Where the hell is this place?! Fire Safety Tip: Don't fry bacon while naked

For the RC helicopter I would like to suggest www.runryder.com This the RC Heli version of DZ.com. Yoou will most likely get a better price for your equipment. I am also an RC Heli pilot, what are you selling? Send me a pm with the info and I might be able to give you a ball park price range. Fire Safety Tip: Don't fry bacon while naked

If it doesn't come out of a can, box or jar my wife is pretty screwed. Well, she can make eggs (but the come boxed from the chicken's butt ) Being a firefighter I can cook and I really enjoy to do so. She would agree, I can cook circles around her. Fire Safety Tip: Don't fry bacon while naked

Well I think GSW's can be a kick, all depends on where either the police or a dirt bag shot the other dirt bag. Best one I ever had was let me call him: Asshat!! Well Asshat was not get along with the lady of the house. Well Asshat and the lady of the residence could no longer share the same roof. Well as she came to retrieve her belongings Asshat decided to shoot her in the back with a 12 gauge. Needless to say she did not need my services. Mr. Asshat on the contrary did. After blasting the ex in the back I guess he had some remorse and put the shotgun under his chin. Well Asshat flinched as he pulled the trigger and proceeded to blow half his face and skull off!! Needless to say I cost the taxepayers a considerable amount of their tax dollars keeping Mr. Hat alive to now only cost us more to keep Mr. I_have_a _loose_ass (formaly Mr.asshat) alive in the prison system. Sorry didn't mean to high jack the thread. peace.... Fire Safety Tip: Don't fry bacon while naked

and 1/0/1 Home for the weekend so it was beneficial The other sufficiently important number was due to my daughters cheer leading team winning their 1st competition of the year. No jumps to to being a cheer dad and having to work. Fire Safety Tip: Don't fry bacon while naked

Dublin (Maybe) Lost Prairie American Boogie All of the Above Boogie NC-17 Boogie (Yes that's right, NC-17 is back and tenatively scheduled for labor day Weekend!!) Chicks Rock Eloy Fire Safety Tip: Don't fry bacon while naked

The weekend isn't over, talk to you tomorrow Fire Safety Tip: Don't fry bacon while naked

Just got back from the hospital. Mom had a rough night and was sleeping when I got here. I sat for a bit, but didn't want to wake her up as she needs her rest. She still has 5 IV's and her heart rate is alittle high (probabley her body working overtime to kill the intruders). Nurse says she is doing much better though and should be out of ICU tonight or tomorrow. Phil Fire Safety Tip: Don't fry bacon while naked

I know it doesn't feel like you're doing nearly enough, but being there is what's most important. Do they have any idea what the problem is? Severe pneumonia that manifested into other things I can't pronounce, let alone spell. Fire Safety Tip: Don't fry bacon while naked

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Hey All, I try not to be a drama king, but my family and I could use some positive vibes. A week and a half ago my my mom became short of breath and ended up in the hospital. Well things were much worse than we all thought. She has been in the ICU for the last two days, just been taken off a venitlator, during the last 10 days she has had three evasive proceedures as well as two surgeries. I am accustomed to being the one who helps others and now I am helpless. There is nothing I can do but be supportive for my father and hold my mothers hand. Fire Safety Tip: Don't fry bacon while naked

Welcome to dropzone dot com. Come in and meet new friends and be introduced the the wonderful world of skydiving. Blended: Demonize complete cow or to condom. Deafen absent-minded wren. Not wrenched weird, truthful doodle. Vying of kids. Fire Safety Tip: Don't fry bacon while naked

Craic, There is a firefighter bar in the village called Chumley's. It is an old speak easy from the 20's. There is alot of history there from FDNY. Phil Fire Safety Tip: Don't fry bacon while naked

Firefighter/Paramedic, I have been a firefighter sice 1985 and an advance Live support provider since 1988. Damn I just made myself feel really old Fire Safety Tip: Don't fry bacon while naked

SkyDance in Davis is still going on the weekends with lots of freeflyers also. We use a Pac750Xl which is fast to altitude and a door wide enough to chunck out nice 4/5 person flowers. Also, if your gonna be out during the week the free flyers at lodi are also awesome, only issue is they are working alot on the weekends. Fire Safety Tip: Don't fry bacon while naked

The median price home in California exceed $350,000. and that is for a 1400 sq. foot house in avg. Joe surburbia. So if I understand you correctly anyone who owns a house exceeding $250,000 is rich? Fire Safety Tip: Don't fry bacon while naked

Well, The government is trying once again to stick it to the working men and women of this country the presidential tax code committee has brought forth a solution to simplify the tax code, just eliminate deductions!! www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/10242005_Home_Mortgage_Interest_Deduction.asp It pisses me off they have to keep taxing the working folk to provide for those who refuse to get off their dead asses and support themselves. Yes I understand some folks are truly disabled and we need to give them a hand. With that said, being a public servant the vast majority of those in the system are just LAZY!! End of rant. Send e-mail to your local representatives to tell them to vote against this change. Fire Safety Tip: Don't fry bacon while naked

10-55 Fire Department term for D.R.T. = Dead Right There Also a friend has this on his hat: F.O.A.D. = F*ck Off And Die Fire Safety Tip: Don't fry bacon while naked

LOL I wonder who got the rebound? Fire Safety Tip: Don't fry bacon while naked