monkycndo

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  1. WooHoo. Just means you'll be wasting time instead of getting laid. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  2. It is tradition to sleep nekkid with it. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  3. Every club uses posters/flyers. Instead of just doing that, get some sidewalk chalk and just write "SKYDIVE" on the sidewalk all over the place. Students will be be curious and will find you. Those are the ones that will actually show up with $$$ when it is time to make a jump. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  4. Why does he have a job? Who fucking cares? It's a god damned game. Get a life and actually do something productive like finding a cure for cancer instead of wasting time watching 300 lb guys wearing spandex hitting each other. Sheesh. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  5. Nope, he is an an absolutely fucking asshole. But we miss him because he was our fucking asshole. HBD funkmeister.
  6. I have had students with the same problem in the air. They were so focused on the new tlo, they forgot to breath. Now I have them practice each step saying it out loud, both on the ground and again in the air. Each time they say something, they also breath in, they have to. Does wonders. WS students tend to be amped up and do things too quickly. Having them say it out loud slows things down and makes them smoother. Seeing them say it on the video debrief is a hoot. Each student is another opportunity to bring a new bird into the flock. It is our responsibility to provide good personal training to give them the every opportunity to succeed. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  7. OK, keep digging deeper with each explanation. Used and blown trannies. What's next, midgets and ball gags? 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  8. Video of the helmet. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  9. Just ask for Mr. Carbon Fiber. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  10. Where I started, it was pie for 100, 500 and every 1000 there after. And there is no statute of limitations on pie. It's best to wait a weekend or two when the recipient isn't ready for it. And you could only pie someone if they had less jumps than you. Just one way to prevent a 50 jump wonder from pieing someone with 10,000 jumps. Have to respect the old farts. But never, repeat, never pie them with gear on. Whipped cream stinks to high heaven if it isn't washed out completely. For my 1000th, got pied just before heading to the airport to fly home from a boogie. Had no place to shower and had to wash up from a garden hose. By the time I got home, I could smell that nasty smell from the whipped cream. The poor guy sitting next to me on the plane must have either had a cold or was too nice to say anything. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  11. The monkey fist would only be considered 1 point. The 2 tapes go into the PC at the same location. A tube with the tape that goes all the way through and is sewn at both ends would be a 2 point attachment. A monkey fist tends to be heavy. That is why I don't use one. I do use a hacky, but it is small and is sewn tightly to the PC. When I replace my PC, I might change to a pud or tube. Haven't decided yet. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  12. The classified ad section is your friend. Want ads are placed there.
  13. Unless you pull the slider behind your head, opening your chest strap will have no effect since the slider is controlling the separation of the risers. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  14. Sadly we don’t always see pedestrians now do we? Or cars or trucks for that matter. People miss seeing them all the time. Defensive driving with your head on a swivel is our only chance on a cycle cause they are out to kill us. Even then they might still get you. Once someone leaves their car, they become pedestrians. While driving, they at least have a frame of reference of where to look and what to expect from pedestrians. A non-riding driver has no idea what a motorcycle is capable of or the issues faced by motorcyclists. When I first started driving, I had no idea of all the things I should be looking for. When I got a job driving large delivery trucks, had to become more aware of my surroundings because my slow responding behemoth truck took up that much more of those surroundings myself. I think all drivers training courses should include some type of simple simulator for stopping distances and blind spots of various vehicles. From motorcycles to big trucks. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  15. But at least he was flying with legs out. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  16. Leave the dogs out and lock up the sheep. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  17. Been stopped twice for being over the speed limit within a month of getting my new car. Was courteous and admitted what I did. Both times got let off with either a warning or fix it ticket for not having my DL with current residence as address. Jewbag, just go to traffic school and try as best you can to take the lead shoe off the go fast throttle. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  18. Willing to bet it's the old "Praise the unworthy and punish the innocent". 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  19. Lurch, I applaud your efforts, but they are wasted on this guy. He has been and always will be a person that only criticizes unless you agree with his way of thinking, because he is always right. Kinda like sangi. Save your energy for your long flights. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  20. I have a hard working nephew that looks and acts just like the lead character. Has the strong moral backbone for what he considers right and wrong as well. Makes me hopeful that the younger generations aren't all spoiled brats afraid of work. Oh, and I luv'd the film too.
  21. What was max distance and what type of launcher was used? 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  22. I see you were able to get it in a custom color. Gotta love the feel of new fabric. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  23. Yes, it's an obvious statement. But just another reminder. Found out this morning that a high school friend was killed last night while riding his motorcycle. Driver cut him off. Blue Skies Gerald Lance Glasper. Thanks for your service to this country. Semper Fi 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  24. A bunch of the Lodi flock have taken up roost at Byron. There are also several birds at Davis as well. If I'm in town that weekend, I'll be at one of them. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  25. By the time you make another 160 jumps, there will be a new model that will be the hot camera. So I'd wait and see what is available when you have the recommended 200 jumps. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity