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*Elmer Fudd voice* Be afwaid, vewy afwaid. There's a monkey on the loose!*Elmer Fudd voice* Ticket is purchased. Now you are stuck with me. Mwaahhaaahhaaahhaaaaaaaa 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

I thought I destroyed all the movies of me as a baby. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

Guys like them because we think they need to be punished. Haven't you ever been told how we are always spanking the monkey? 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

I saw her landing on that reserve ride. She knows of what she speaks. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

Row, row, row your boat ... Sounds like fun. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

I thought you liked penguins?!!!! 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

I'd tell you to Bite Me, but I don't want to do any more damage to your teeth. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

I went through the spin cycle myself. During my AFF level 5, I ended up getting into a spin that I couldn't stop. I relaxed, touched toes, adjusted my arms but nothing worked. My AFFI had to grab me to stop the spin so I could deploy. I was frustrated that everything I tried didn't work. During debrief, he told me that my hips were slightly cocked and causing the spin. On the next jump, I knew if I started to spin, I could think to keep my body aligned to help stop spinning. It worked. That low feeling was completely replaced by a super high. It took just that one piece of knowledge to solve my problem. So long story short, get a coach/instructor to watch your next jump. They can see what is causing your spin and get you past this hurdle so you can tackle the next one. That is one reason why I love this sport. There is always a new skill to tackle and then enjoy the high that comes when you nail it. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

That's true. So when I come and give you a hug, just remember I'm thinking, "It's good to be king". 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

I tell this to all women when they say that. "Eat whatever you want, I'll watch your figure." 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

Spankings.

That's fine. Glad you left all this miss spellings this time so I wouldn't feel so faint. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

*nearly faints* Why start now? 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

Super Bowl. What ever. Rather just watch the commercials. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

Let's see. Balloon Beech 18, Caravan Casa Cessna 182, 205, 206 DC-3 Grand Caravan King Air Otter PAC-750 XL Robertson R44 Skyvan Super Otter 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

You can request retired flavors to be made again. All together now, Rainforest Crunch, Rainforest Crunch, Rainforest Crunch, Rainforest Crunch.

Whole Foods carries it along with bath and body type places. It is nice because it also moisturizes the skin. They tend to have a light fragrance for those sensitive to that, including girl friends. Means much more likely to get kissing. See the tie in to their name. They so smart. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

Kiss My Face shave cream is great. No alcohol to irritate your skin. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

OK, I finally was able to talk to my sister(s). Laura and my oldest sister live together. When I called, Georgann answered. As soon as she herd my voice, she said "Oh is Laura gonna get you." Laura got off work late after the show on Saturady and slept in. The first thing she said when she sees Georgie in the morning is that she is going to get me and explains why. Laura finally calls me back last night. She was working her ass off the whole weekend and she didn't even celebrate her birthday yet. But it wasn't so bad because she laughed her ass off every time she checked her mail. So here is the final count. She got 16 birthday greetings. She wanted me to pass along a thank you to everyone that welcomed her into her next decade. It made the fact that she had to work the whole day not only bearable, but actually fun. And she has decided to push her fear aside and do a tandem. She loves birds & birdwatching and giving her the opportunity to join them in the blue skies is going to be great to share. We try to out do each other every birthday and she will have to work pretty hard to one up me next year. Thanks so much to everyone who sent a message. I'm not even sure who you all are, but thanks again and look forward to meeting you at a DZ soon. I'll make sure to wear my helmet and carry around a towel. Need to be realdy for all the noogies and wet willies I got coming to me. Sean 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

Chuckle chuckle 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

I'd have to agree with Ducky. She thinks chromedomes are sexy. She has good taste. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

I think you misunderstood, they need a house mother. *assumes the position* Thank you ma'am, can I have another? 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

Are we talking granny panties or thongs? Buy me some flowers, chocolate and some nice wine and I'll let you find out. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

Well, OK then. Panties unbunched. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

I was just wondering about that paradox myself, g. OK, since you are both questioning my thought processes, no Valentines card for either of you. So there! 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity