monkycndo

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  1. Oh, that's good! Very good, inDEED!!! Don't tell her that. Her head will get even bigger then it is already. And she will admit it is freakishly large as it is. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  2. Depending on how many jumps you are making, pick up a protec for $30 at the DZ where you choose to jump. Renting 6 times would pay for it. If you don't have room to haul a hard helmet, see if someone at your DZ has an old frap hat you could borrow. Folds flat to pack easily. Sometimes someone on the DZ has a spare alti to borrow. (I've loaned mine out a few times) Providing a six pack once the beer light is on is cheaper than renting. The rental fee on the rig includes the packjob. If you know how to pack the canopy/container system that you rent, see if the DZ will reduce the rental fee if you pack the rig. You will always have to pay for the packing of your last jump. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  3. I saw someone make them in 1 and 2 lb sizes. That way he could dial in the right amount for each jump. He used an old pair of jeans for the fabric. Easy to sew and durable. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  4. I love the cards. For a past job, I had to have a cell phone leash on me. If it rang, I had to answer it. I did my best to keep it short and always muffle the conversation with my hand. During one call while on a train, someone near by was talking loudly on their cell. After we were both done, an older female passenger walks by me and in a "mom" voice loud enough for the other caller to hear, tells me how considerate I was and that she wished other people would do the same. I could tell that the other caller did hear because she looked like she had just been scolded by her mom. The other passengers seemed to enjoy it as much as I did. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  5. Nobody has factored in the cost of beer. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  6. No, I don't know what you is sayin'. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  7. Let me know who they are. I could use a packer. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  8. It's not nice to throw stones at monkeys! 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  9. I didn't realize it took sushi to make you look that way. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  10. I didn't realize monkey style required chains. I guess I better go out and get some. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  11. I have four older sisters. They are great. They taught me to respect women(read instilled the fear of torture if I didn't). I couldn't imagine not having them. I feel sorry you didn't have at least one. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  12. I resemble that remark. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  13. How to make a Sean Ingredients: 5 parts success 3 parts humour 5 parts ego Method: Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Top it off with a sprinkle of fitness and enjoy! 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  14. I went through AFF at Hollister. Their program is top notch. They go to 15K, so you get a little more time each jump. The landing area is not at the airport, which requires a van ride back. I liked this because I got the full attention of my instructors during the ride for a thorough debrief. Due to its location, when the other locations are weathered in, Hollister seems to still be able to jump. I also jump at Davis & Byron and as skybytch said, you can't go wrong there either. Each DZ has its own vibe, so visit and see which one fits. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  15. Are you serious? 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  16. You said seriously. You are in the wrong forum. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  17. I didn't know you were into that kinky stuff girl Beth, we can use the waffles as edible bras... g I'm bringing the syrup. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  18. Don't forget me. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  19. Get some good nookie. Nice tension reliever. If it doesn't help, at least ya got some nookie. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  20. It worked for me a few years back. I didn't know she was a good cook. I didn't expect to be cooking and just threw something together. She was impressed. It lasted a whole 4 months. Oh well, at least I got a good recipe for roast pork tender loin. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  21. Horizontal RW can be done any time. Are we talking 2 way or something kinky? 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  22. 0:6:1 1 HnP 3 RW 2 Wing suit The winds were really wonky and I spotted with more than half the load landing out. Still owe the. I didn't get too much grief because the day before I installed some carpeted benches in the shuttle van. Much more comfortable now.
  23. Happy B-day. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  24. Three RW and two wing suit. The SB is just another game with better commercials. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity