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When I saw the title of the post, I thought you might be getting frisky. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

Leather tandem harnesses. They can bring their own. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

If you are talking about something around 20x20 or larger with no center support poles, two of the main companies building them for party rental companies are Canvas Specialties and Academy Tent & Canvas, both in California. They are not cheap, but they are built to last. They do sell their used stock. You can pick up a 10x20 tent designed to park a car under for $100-$200 at Costco, Home Depot or auto part stores. They won't hold up in the wind that well. I learned the hard way. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

*Devious thought* Karen in heels *Devious thought* 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

0::0 Fighting a damn cold. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

I have just gotten my coach rating and I really enjoy jumping with the students working towards their "A". My skills have improved by doing so. And seeing the smile on a student's face when they had a good jump is why I got my rating. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

I worked hard on my landing skills and didn't have to PLF that much as a student. Now that one of our instructors who teaches the FJC has a bad ankle, he asks one of the coaches to demonstrate a PLF to the students. I tend to be around a lot so I have been getting plenty of practice. I realized I needed it. New students seem to think the only good landing is one that is stood up. I think PLF training with continuing practice should be emphasized so getting a little dirty replaces getting a little broken. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

Not that you have ever done that. *cough Eloy cough* Good thing I could run that one out. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

I had brain lock myself on my first jump when it came to pull time. Wow, where did that canopy come from? I just went back and read my AFFI's comments for that jump. He put, "Assisted with pull". He has a gift with understatement. Each dive is a learning opportunity. The TUB speech is normally given to those who don't take advantage of those opportunities. It is obvious you learned so it was a successful dive. Good on you for nailing it on the next jump. It just keeps getting better. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

Dude, if you put out a good vibe, it bounces back at you.

Now spell the name of the bridge and give a pronounciation to prove you are from Michigan. My sisters live (points to left hand) in the tri-cities. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

Finally remembered I had this, 1.) You show people where you are from by pointing to a spot on the back of your left hand. 2.) You've never met any celebrities. 3.) "Vacation" means going to Cedar Point. 4.) At least one member of your family disowns you the week of the Michigan / Michigan State game. 5.) Half the change in your pocket is Canadian....eh? 6.) You drive 86 mph on the highway and pass on the right. 7.) Your idea of a traffic jam is 40 cars waiting to pass an orange barrel. 8.) You know how to play (and pronounced) Euchre. 9.) It's easy to get Vernor's ginger ale, Better Made chips, Sanders hot fudge sauce, and Faygo pop. 10.) You know how to pronounce "Mackinac." 11.) You've had to switch on the heat and the air conditioning in the same day. 12.) You bake with SODA and drink POP. 13.) The movie "Escanaba in Da Moonlight" wasn't funny. You consider it a documentary. 14.) Your little league game was snowed out. 15.) The word "thumb" has geographical rather than anatomical significance. 16.) Traveling coast-to-coast means driving from Port Huron to Muskegon. 17.) You measure distance in minutes. 18.) When giving directions, you refer to "A Michigan Left." 19.) You know that Kalamazoo not only exists, but isn't far from Hell. 20.) Your year has two seasons: Winter and Construction. 21.) Home Depot on any Saturday is busier than toy stores at Christmas. 22.) You know when it has rained because of the smell of worms. 23.) When owning a Japanese car was a hangin' offense in your hometown. 24.) You believe that "down south" means Toledo. 25.) Your idea of a seven-course meal is a six-pack of Stroh's and a bucket of smelt. 26.) You know that Big Mac is something that you drive over. 27.) You can see a car running in a parking lot with no one in it, no matter what time of the year. 28.) You end your sentences with a preposition; example: "Where's my coat at?" 29.) All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, or animal. 30.) You think of the four major food groups as beef, pork, BBQ sauce, and beer. 31.) You carry jumper cables and snow chains in your trunk. 32.) You design your kids' Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit. 33.) Driving in the winter is better because the pot-holes are filled with snow. 34.) Your favorite holidays are Christmas,Thanksgiving, and the opening of Deer Season, which you consider a National Holiday. 35.) You have 10 favorite recipes for venison. 36.) You learned to drive a boat before you could ride a bike. 37.) You owe more money on your snowmobile than your car. 38.) Your snowblower has more miles on it than your car. 39.) Shoveling the driveway constitutes a great upper body workout. 40.) You attend a formal event in your best clothing, finest jewelry, and snowmobile boots. 41.) The municipality buys a zamboni before a bus. 42.) You have experienced frostbite and sunburn in the same week. 43.) You define summer as three months of bad sledding. 44.) You think Alkaline batteries were named for a Tiger outfielder. 45.) You can Identify an Ohio accent. 46.) You know someone from Porch Yearn. 47.) Half the people you know say they are from Detroit yet you don't personally know anyone that actually lives in Detroit. 48.) The Big Mac Is something you drive across. 49.) You know what a "pastie" is. 50.) You have any idea who Bob Ufer was. 51.) Your snowmobile and fishing boat have big block Chevy engines. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

Even on my small screen, seeing that long straight brown thing sticking out of the ground didn't look too good. Ouch!! Hope it was only bruises. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

I never realized it took so many people watching to get a reserve repacked. Now I see why it costs as much as it does. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

Thanks Nina, I needed that laugh. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

$2.59 in Oakland, Ca 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

Photos please. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

Sometimes you have to land out with no windsock to check wind direction. After opening, watch your speed relative to the ground. Are you being pushed sideways? Turn 90 degrees and do the same. Turn 90 degrees back to where you came. You will move faster traveling with the wind and slower against it. It doesn't take long to get pretty good at judging the wind speed/direction this way. The wind direction can be blowing different directions and speeds at different altitudes, so pay attention all the way through your pattern. Most DZs have a policy of either the first person sets the pattern or a preset pattern. And if the winds are light and variable, a preset direction so people don't land in every direction as the wind changes direction. A downwind landing in light wind is better than one into another jumper coming from the other direction. So always check with the DZ for their policy. And remember, a good PLF is your friend. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

If it is DIP, the light will not get down the pipe too far due to it being black in color. A mirror reflecting sunlight will light up much further down the pipe. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

Looks like you are trying to prove your sigline. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

Hopefully you thanked the officer for being understanding. They can be that way sometimes. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

This is a cheapo way to fix it. Not pretty, just cheap and quick. We used this method to seal the hole when we removed two way radio antennas from company trucks. Pull the headliner, get truss head screws with nuts, washers large enough to cover the holes (small fender washers work great), and neaprene gasket material cut the same size as the washer. Use the truss head screw to tighten the neaprene gasket material under the washer to seal the hole. The truss head screw is pretty flat and won't stick up that high. Once painted, it won't look THAT ugly. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

I bet Walt could help you out with the cans of corn. Forget the eggs though. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

Mmmmm, chips.

'01 Passat Wagon. His name is Willie. Very comfy ride. Even Tall Guy fits inside. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity