monkycndo

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  1. It's 12:25, and I'm quoting Tim. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  2. Tim, I didn't know you liked my ass so much. Have you had a few too many Lambics tonight? 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  3. Got you twice, I'm on a roll. When I finally get to actually meet you, first round is on me. Doesn't have to be rum, you can call it. Promise I won't bring the stick. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  4. I just had to poke Krisanne with a stick. But I got micro to laugh as well. I might not have as cute an ass as amanda, but ... hell, can I have some of that rum and a peak at the aforementioned? 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  5. What can I pour you? Just about to mix up a margarita. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  6. My humblest of apologies. How about a big hug and promise to be a very bad boy. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  7. I'm guilty. But I don't care. I laughed and don't care if you didn't micro, because I'm a rebel and starting to get a bit tipsy. I'll pour you a drink and we can both laugh at Krisanne's post whoring skills. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  8. So I shouldn't do this? Gotcha. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  9. Did it happen at a truckstop in Barstow? 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  10. rut roh...I got 90% How you doin'?!!! 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  11. I've now been back to work about a month and realized that I got the right job. I'm really fucking good at what I do and I like doing it. And getting a steady paycheck doesn't hurt either. Jaye, thanks for starting this thread. Sometimes we forget to look for the good around us as we deal with the less good.
  12. Only 57% kinky. But one person's kinky is another person's plain vanilla. What is the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic you use a feather. Kinky you use the whole chicken. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  13. Only once, when I blew the dismount. The judge from Latvia really marked down my score. Talk about adding insult to injury. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  14. I did a horny gorilla. It was a blast. If it is warm enough, nekkid is a standard option. A speed star is fun. Once it is built, you go to the center and kiss pass as many people as you can. Then pitch in place and watch everyone track away. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  15. I've got a whole spool if you want to come over and practice. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  16. I was at a hardware store and didn't grab a basket. Ended up sticking a couple small items in my pocket because I had too much to hold. Ended up forgetting to get them rung up. As soon as I got to the car, I realized it. Went back in and paid. It wasn't much, and the cashier was surprised and thanked me. I like to keep my karma on the positive side. When a friend was just a young pup, he stole a candy bar. His mom caught him before he could eat it. She took him back to the store manager to explain that he took it and then pay for it. Once it was paid for, she said to throw it away. He freaked. It was a nice way to teach him that crime doesn't pay and once caught, you can't buy your way out of trouble. Once he got home, he got a spanking as well. And I thought my dad knew how to dispense discipline. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  17. Interesting on the allergy thing. I grew up on a farm and worked at a dairy. Have no allergies and don't often get sick. I think you should let kids get dirty and teach then proper hygiene. A dirty kid is a happy kid. Now go wash your hands and make me a sammich. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  18. That's not very nice. We need lovin' too. And don't knock it until you try it. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  19. My dad ran a small cable TV company. He had to climb poles all the time. He would not let me get anywhere near his gaffs. But he would let me climb the tower anytime I wanted. For Christmas, we pulled lights up the guy wires to decorate the thing. You could see it from miles away. I think climbing it firmly set my love of heights even deeper. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  20. Shit Billy, I read your post without realizing it was yours. After it finally set in, I laughed my ass off. The guy down the hall at work just looked at me funny. I guess he is used to me being kinda weird. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  21. My hair style and that pay so much attention to make sure I don't have a hair out of place. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  22. $25 for office visit copay. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  23. I agree whole heartedly of going through a dealer. Bonnie helped me design my suit and new container offering suggestions I would have never thought of myself. Now I'm just waiting for delivery. Unfortunately, she can't do much in that regard. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  24. monkycndo

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    Hey, don't put me in the middle of your scwabble. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  25. I've seen quite a few places give a very generic short sleeve shirt as part of the jump price or half off one of the nicer ones off of the display racks. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity