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  1. I just joined Myspace ( www.myspace.com/freeflyimpaired ) got rid of Tom and now I'm proud to announce I have 0 friends. Stop by and say Hi! Joe. "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."
  2. Quit trying to hijack my thread, Pirate! What are you trying to get ahold of Jimmy for anyway? He has enough women bothering him in real life, he doesn't need it over the internet. "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."
  3. jcoiner Thats his DZ.com handle but I don't know how often he is on here. "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."
  4. What an awesome weekend. Frank you threw a rockin party, I definitely will return for the boogie next year. I couldn't believe how many people showed up, and I'm pretty sure everybody left happy. Best wedding ever! (Don't tell my wife I said that) That was to cool and way to much fun. Congrats to the Blackshers. Jimmy Coiner was a huge hit. Absolutely nobody made fun of him. Which is a good thing, I hate going to boogies where lots of people get hurt. I still haven't gotten my voice back from Friday nights party. Does anyone out there remember anything about friday night? Why would I have lost my voice? And why did I wake up face down on a flatbed trailer? See you all next year. Peace, Joe. "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."
  5. I don't remember your excuse either, but it was definitely lame. I'm glad to hear your making it up this year we're going to have a good time. See ya tommorrow. Joe. "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."
  6. Could someone please translate? I have no idea what you just said. No. But I did hear about the two guys that walked into the bar. (the third one ducked. har-har.) "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."
  7. Skyvan? Who wants to ride in that thing? Otter, Otter, Otter. That is where it's at. Let the Tandems have the Skyvan. 2moredaysandcounting... "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."
  8. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! You just admitted to being a bellyflier! What a loser! "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."
  9. WOW!!! Do you need a camera guy? I'd love to video a 30+ point skydive! "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."
  10. "Brian and all of his friends", one-way, "Brian and all of his friends", one-way, Five minute call. "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."
  11. Did you remember to say, "Thank you sir, may I have another?" Trust me you don't want Jimmy to think your unappreciative. "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."
  12. When I first read your tread title I thought it said "Boogie-tits" and I was like, "Hell Yeah". I totally know what your saying, but for a lot of the people on here it probably doesn't make sense. Not very many jumpers are in the situation that you are stuck in. There are very few places (if any) in the USA that are further from turbine DZ's than the Lincoln, Omaha area. Looking forward to seeing you guys in one short week. Later, Joe. "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."
  13. Hey Brian, are you going to organize one of your world famous tracking dives again this year? I remember what a big hit it was at last years boogie. Ok, that was mean. We'll do some big tracking dives this year, now that they have a decent freefly organizer. Joe. "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."
  14. Well, well, well. Look at you, little miss "I've got 2500 posts and I can spell" New rule, No Kansas people allowed!! (Except Jimmy I don't dare stand in his way) "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."
  15. Only one more week! I'm going to show up with Derek the Bad Ass on Thursday afternoon. Hopefully make that last load. When is everybody else showing up? "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."
  16. I'm SOO sorry, please pardon me for not putting a question mark at the end of my post. They have not flown in any tunnels whatsoever it was just a simple question as to which tunnel can create the fastest air speed. As far as this morning goes I no longer care but thanks for the extremely helpful posts. "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."
  17. A couple of drunk buddies of mine are arguing over which tunnel is the fastest. "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."
  18. BOW BEFORE YOUR MASTER!!!!! "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."
  19. Your such a fag! Your gonna be there Thursday night aren't you? Lets make some kick ass jumps. "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."
  20. Yeah. Jimmy Coiner. We already talked about this Jack. You need to start paying attention. "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."
  21. PAUL!!! What is going on man! Long time no see. Tell me your going to be at the boogie! No excuses will be excepted. Looking forward to seeing ya. "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."
  22. I'll need pictures to answer that question. "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."
  23. How am I suppose to know I'm 1500 miles away. In the past Thursday was only a late load or 2. Generally somewhat reserved for those who had spent the day setting up. This year I'm not sure what is going to happen as thursday night is also a bachelor party for Olav Nickster. Frank chime in here if I'm wrong or if your doing things different this year. If I were you I wouldn't show up early with the intention of jumping as there is a good chance that you wouldn't be able to make one but even if you do it would probably only be one. Sorry dude. "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."
  24. Zach Mullins had a custom made Javelin Odessey when he was 12. I just remember staring at that thing and thinking "man that rig is tiny". That was a couple of years ago I'm sure its long out grown by now. Its gotta be around somewhere. Good luck. "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."
  25. If someone was offering me the "opportunity" I would have to say HELL NO!!! The thought makes my stomach turn. But, if it was a nessecity, Donner party sorta thing, I can't say that I wouldn't. I would have to be on the verge of death before I would taste human flesh, and that is a fact. Joe. "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."