Jessica
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Oh my God look at all these moderator posts. Honey, you're attracting the wrong kind of attention! Skydiving is for cool people only
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Tell us! We're your friends and want to offer you a shoulder to cry on. She's a whuffo, right? She'll never know! Skydiving is for cool people only
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No bandaids, and two tight sports bras. Ugh, the blood...I almost passed out in the shower the morning after I had mine done. Be sure to treat them with sea salt if the piercer gave you any. Skydiving is for cool people only
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I wanted one until I saw this. Skydiving is for cool people only
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Sometimes I think I'm too square to keep up with all you kids. Skydiving is for cool people only
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Zero? I'm just guessing here. Skydiving is for cool people only
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You wrote that? I liked it. My favorite line was: "It's big, I tell ya! Big!" Kevin, do a search in Talkback...we've discussed to plane no-shows at length and you should be able to find some answers there. Skydiving is for cool people only
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It won't hurt for very long, and the payoff is worth the pain. So I hear. Skydiving is for cool people only
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TJ was out at Skydive Dallas when I first started jumping. I thought it was a totally normal landing to scream in downwind and stomp on the picnic table as you swooped the deck. Skydiving is for cool people only
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Let's not insult the poor woman! Of course she doesn't. This makes two moderators now who have seen me too drunk to stand up. A disturbing trend. Skydiving is for cool people only
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Yeah, you WISH. What's the matter, your Playboy late again this month? Skydiving is for cool people only
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I was getting all that before he got in trouble. Skydiving is for cool people only
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Yes. The patch is moderately priced -- roughly equivalent to a pack-a-day habit. The patch is attractive and discreet. The patch comes in 8 erotic flavors. Wait, that's not that patch, that's something else. I love the patch. The patch rules. Get the patch. And if that doesn't work, get a mental image of a cancer-blackened lung and keep it at the ready. Also -- any progress is good progress. You're doing very well -- a couple of slipups is nothing. Skydiving is for cool people only
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TO THE MODERATORS: Not a personal attack, but an affectionate endearment using the Spanish language. I don't know, but you're an ass achiote. Muahahaha!!!!!!! TO THE FORUM AT LARGE: I'm sorry. I'm just feeling really ornery today. Skydiving is for cool people only
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Yep. I like mine. Just one less thing to forget or fuck up for a low-timer. Plus it looks really scary (loose threads, orange pvc pipe handle) and freaks out the jumpers with the collapsibles. (And yes, it's in fine, functional shape, riggers the world over have had it hysterically thrust in their faces by me.) I'll get a new pilot chute when I have a canopy I'm loading at more than .9. Skydiving is for cool people only
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Say, why were you repetitively clicking on a thread titled "HOT ANAL SEX" anyway? Skydiving is for cool people only
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Haha...that post was so dripping with sarcasm some got on my keyboard. Ew. Skydiving is for cool people only
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Judge not, ass...uh.... Can anyone think of a kind of Mexican food that starts with the letter A? PM me. Also, I wanna be a foosball because they spend all their time in bars. Skydiving is for cool people only
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FOOSBALL people. Foosball. Just a little joke. Skydiving is for cool people only
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Can I be the DZ foosball? Skydiving is for cool people only
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Men who have a "history of indiscretions" are usually thought of as studs, not sluts.... But if he were spectacularly unpicky, I guess he could be a slut. Skydiving is for cool people only
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What's "a history of 'indiscretions'"? Who gets to decide what that is? It's an ugly, thoughtless term, evidence of a gender-based double standard. Skydiving is for cool people only
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This is very true. Getting screamed at makes someone think, What a shithead, but a calm, serious talking-to makes him or her think, I'm a shithead. In the latter situation I'll take the advice/warning/reprimand/whatever very seriously. You just don't have any credibility if spit is flying and your face is red. Skydiving is for cool people only
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Yep, and you could also have two canopies out or forget to turn your Cypres on and get knocked out or have a reserve fire into a ball-of-shit main or have a canopy collision or a freefall collision or get hit under canopy by a freefalling jumper or a reserve malfunction or turn low or hit a building or have an opening so hard it renders you infertile. Shit happens in this sport, and the Cypres is not a magic bullet that's going to keep you safe no matter what. The No. 1 reason I have one is to keep my pop happy. Skydiving is for cool people only
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Jump that biatch. I, too, truly believe in the value of a Cypres, but when I took it out for its 4-year check and was too lazy/broke to send it in right away, I did 50 jumps without it, and it was cool. I think it gave me a better understanding of what I'm actually doing -- that is, flinging my soft little body out of a plane and dooming myself to a messy death unless I take some very specific action. When you can, get the Cypres installed, but don't be skeered to jump without it. That's my thought, anyway. And that said, I'm very happy to have my Cypres back in my rig. Skydiving is for cool people only