Jessica
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Some invite death. Others mistake it for a booty call and beg it to come over. Skydiving is for cool people only
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Don't flatter yourself, Goatboy. Skydiving is for cool people only
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Yay, another bragging thread. I live for these. I suck at everything. Or, to break it down, packing - slow and sloppy exits - embarassing belly flying - pretty bad free-flying - absymal relative work - ridiculous spotting - wha? landings - that 6"x6" bruise I got 2 weeks ago has faded to yellow -- yahoo CRW - sucky Skydiving is for cool people only
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What a depressing question. Of course there are a lot of instances where I wish I'd made better choices, but there's no point in dwelling on them. All you can do is resolve not to fuck up so bad from here on out. Skydiving is for cool people only
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Yes my dear, but isn't that weight distributed over 6 feet 4 inches? It would be a little different if you were 5"5' and 215. Skydiving is for cool people only
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One of the dumbest things I've done to date is quit my old job when I got a "conditional" offer of employment from my new job -- dependent on my passing a drug test. I hadn't smoked anything I shouldn't have, but I still could have been left jobless through a lab screwup or God knows what else. Skydiving is for cool people only
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No it won't, not if you learn to adjust your arch to control your fall rate. Tall and skinny guys usually need something kind of tight. Skydiving is for cool people only
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Yeah, quit bitching...I've never had the privacy of a cube. Newsrooms are always totally open, so we can shriek at each other. And so we can all see the TVs. Why, I'm lucky to get enough privacy to post on dz.com! Skydiving is for cool people only
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Actually, when I was reading the Nippleboy stuff I was eerily reminded of billvon when he's feeling ornery.... Skydiving is for cool people only
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My first instinct was to laugh and nod knowingly, but then I suddenly thought, What if he's talking about ME? Skydiving is for cool people only
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I've probably bought a dozen sets of tickets on Travelocity through my Yahoo account. I've never been able to find anything cheaper where you get to pick your own flight. That Priceline/Hotwire gimmick scares me. I don't wanna fly at 2 a.m. Skydiving is for cool people only
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You make me laugh the hardest when you are at your most misogynistic.
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I have two mean parrots. They were nice when I got them but, well, you know how it goes. I wish I had pictures...they're all cute and small and green.
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Skydive San Marcos Otter, 182 Skydiving is for cool people only
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Once I picked up some members of a bigway that landed out. They all hopped in the back of my truck and then my heart froze as they said, "HEY, WHAT'S THIS?!" I had left my cooler back there. Right now I'm drinking Barq's root beer. In 2 hours I'll be drinking Shiner Bock. Skydiving is for cool people only
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I'm against animal cruelty. Skydiving is for cool people only
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I don't need to go all the way to Perris for him to do that. Skydiving is for cool people only
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No! I said "in person!" Skydiving is for cool people only
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It only works if I tell it in person. Skydiving is for cool people only
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I love MP. Although that dead parrot makes me uncomfortable. [urlwww.theonion.com/onion3636/holy_grail_quotes.html[/url] Skydiving is for cool people only
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Grumpy! Just today I told those goldurned kids to get their ball off my lawn or I'd call the police. Skydiving is for cool people only
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The joke that makes me laugh my ass off every time is the impatient chicken joke. I don't think anyone could be offended by it. Anyone human, anyway. Perhaps I just have a simple mind. Skydiving is for cool people only
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26 and feeling it. Skydiving is for cool people only
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JESSICA!!!!!!!! You know why that's funny? Because in real life, at work, at the dz, everywhere, I get called "Jennifer" at least twice a week. I thought I just must look like a Jennifer, but maybe I type like one too. Oh, and Tim, I knew exactly what you meant with your posts on yuppiedom. I'm a dictionary yuppie too. Oops, I mean Ted. Hee hee hee.