Jessica

Ah well...it's a good lesson in carpe guy-um, anyway. Skydiving is for cool people only

OK no. No no no. Go back and get him. Goooooo back and get him. Just have coffee with him or something! You rebuild your confidence by EXPLOITING THE ATTENTIONS OF ATTRACTIVE MEN WHO THINK YOU'RE HOT. And I of course mean "exploiting" in a nice non-manipulative way. Skydiving is for cool people only

I read Cosmo too! And Glamour. And it's a good thing, too -- otherwise I'd never know that I'm way too fat and don't wear enough makeup! Or how to trap/please a man! Seriously, I really do love them. Guilty pleasures. Skydiving is for cool people only

Hmm, let's take a look.... Oh my God. A simple "hello" would have sufficed. Skydiving is for cool people only

There's only one e-mail in my inbox. It's been sitting there for a year and a half. I sent it to myself. Skydiving is for cool people only

Why do I call my dog Brownie? 'Cause that's his name!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hehehehehe. Skydiving is for cool people only

Obviously. I can't; two insane people may not marry each other. State law. Skydiving is for cool people only

Yes, it's difficult, I understand. Skydiving is for cool people only

Stop it! Stop falling in love with me! Skydiving is for cool people only

OMG that's so SWEET! Sabre2 right? I'll try not to drag it over a field of thorns when I bring it in! Skydiving is for cool people only

Coca-Cola? Skydiving is for cool people only

I'm so tired of working weekends I can't even see straight. Or maybe it's just that I need new glasses. So I've always chewed my nails, but it gets worse when I'm nervous, and I've apparently been really nervous lately because my fingers look like I've been using a cheese grater as an emery board. I went to the drugstore a few days ago, and they sold me this stuff that you put on babies' fingers to make them stop sucking them. I brushed it on, per instructions, and caught myself with my fingers in my mouth 20 times that night anyway. So I just went in the bathroom (I'm at work) and poured the whole bottle on my fingertips. Now my fingers are orange. And smell funny. Perhaps the smell alone will make them less appealing for chewing. Hmm, it's not working. I'm being driven mad by the urge to bite my fingernails. Perhaps this is what alcoholics feel like on their first day off the sauce. I just sent the following IMs to a co-worker: Jess: *summoning satan out of boredom* Jess: *playing backgammon with satan* Jess: *watching "Designing Women" with satan* Jess: *tired of hearing satan whine about being bored* Jess: *directing monkeys to rip satan's head off* Jess: omg. I just killed satan. Jess: Now who will watch "Golden Girls" with me. I often defend IM to management, explaining that we need it to communicate efficiently with co-workers. No comment needed: www.mycathatesyou.com. OK, let's see what's moving on the wire.... OMAHA, Neb. - Marg Helgenberger fantasized about becoming a star while plunging knives into beef carcasses during her summer job at a meatpacking plant in her Nebraska hometown. Indeed. Back as events warrant. Skydiving is for cool people only

I've got the 3-midnight wires shift tonight and tomorrow. Perhaps something exciting will happen. Skydiving is for cool people only

You can send it whenever you want. If it was due in Jan. 2002 for a 4-year check, and you send it in August, that's fine. However, it will still be due for its next 4-year check in Jan. 2006, NOT Aug. 2006. Skydiving is for cool people only

Oh my God, I forgot how much these used to make me laugh. www.mrtvseverything.com Here's Mr. T vs. "Clerks," in keeping with the Kevin Smith vein. you_poseur.tripod.com/danTe/clerk1.htm Skydiving is for cool people only

A Spectre demo sits in a box, dreams of air. I am boxed as well. I impress myself with my own level of angst! Need black eyeliner. Skydiving is for cool people only

I'd like to second Quade's haiku. But bill-paying won't assuage my pain. Skydiving is for cool people only

I dunno, but this struck a chord with me: www.theonion.com/onion3836/temp_hides_fun.html Skydiving is for cool people only

A guy walks into a bar lugging a huge chunk of asphalt with a broken yellow line painted down the middle. "Gimme a drink," he says, "and one for the road." Skydiving is for cool people only

And why can't men stop making sweeping generalizations about a gender consisting of 3 billion people? Skydiving is for cool people only

OK. I guffawed. Typo humor. Skydiving is for cool people only

Workin'. But I'm going to try to sneak out to the DZ for a few hours at least, to see if I can get a few jumps on this Spectre demo I ordered just to get a break from my crappy canopy. Skydiving is for cool people only

What are you talking about? That is my bird. How do you think I pay for skydiving? Skydiving is for cool people only

Me, too. Eric won't mind. He and I are always talking about how grateful we are to HH for dropzone.com. Skydiving is for cool people only

I don't even have to open the attatchment to know what this is.... But it's fake. www.snopes.com/photos/bushbook Skydiving is for cool people only