Jessica
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Like you pay for jumps anyway! I will admit, when I first started jumping, I was bewildered by head-downers. I thought the goal would be to fall as slowly as possible, as to get one's money's worth. Skydiving is for cool people only
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It's because desperation is not attractive, but a happy, fulfilled person who doesn't NEED you, but might WANT you, is indeed attractive. Skydiving is for cool people only
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Not true! You certainly can, at least in Texas. You just can't pass when there's a double yellow. Skydiving is for cool people only
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No, but your ass makes that rig look small! Skreamer said that to me once. Such a sweet boy. Skydiving is for cool people only
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0:4:1 I had Sunday off, which was awesome, but it was kind of a slow day, load-wise. I had a blast anyway. We finished off a nice, laid-back day of jumping with some beer and guitar music(?). I hope all of y'all who get to spend all the time you want out at the DZ realize how lucky you are. Beer is for my first hoop dive. The "least experienced" people went through the hoop last -- and we were the only ones who didn't snag it with our legs or rigs. Ha! Skydiving is for cool people only
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1) It's a beautiful day, 80ish degrees, clear skies, 5 mph winds, and you can't jump because you have to work, or you're injured, or whatever. 2) It's a horrible day, cloudy, or rainy, or windy as hell, and you're at the dz, rig in hand, raring to go. I tend to think the first is more painful, but perhaps that's just because it's the situation I'm in right now. Skydiving is for cool people only
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My dad has become extremely computer savvy, but he still types with two fingers. Watching it's like lit matches under my fingernails. Skydiving is for cool people only
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Were you at work until 1 a.m.? I think not. Trollop. Skydiving is for cool people only
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Shut up. On a side note, I love the Internet. Where else can you have a serious conversation while wearing pajamas and an unfastened skydiving helmet. Skydiving is for cool people only
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Yes, I need his number too. I need him to help me test the settings on my audible altimeter. Skydiving is for cool people only
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no...good thing I have an electric oven Skydiving is for cool people only
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Mmm...it's like a scalp massage. I'm falling asleep. zzz Skydiving is for cool people only
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I hate the God-awful, horrible, loathesome, stupid, beastial hours of my job. Thursday through Monday, 3 p.m. to 12:30 a.m. I also hate having a mentally deficient, lying assmunch for a boss. Glass half-full: At least I have a job. Skydiving is for cool people only
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What are you supposed to be doing right now instead of reading this?
Jessica replied to VisionAir's topic in The Bonfire
I dunno what I'm supposed to be doing, but what I actually am doing is eating lunch in my PJs, playing with the birds, reading dropzone.com, sending sweet IMs to PhreeZone and very mean ones to wildblue, and dreading going to work tonight. Skydiving is for cool people only -
I'm going to spend 9 hours staring at stories about people killing each other and decide which of them is best. Skydiving is for cool people only
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I find that sweat really gives my face a healthy sheen! And in my hair, dirt and dust give me a beautiful level of control. But my number one post-beer-light beauty trick: Get everyone drunk as quickly as possible so, in their intoxication, they think I'm hot. Skydiving is for cool people only
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Yes, that was a tough lesson. Skydiving is for cool people only
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You, apparently! It's not a bad thing. I'm often complimented on the sturdy beauty of my feet. Skydiving is for cool people only
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How dainty! I have giant duck feet. I wear an 8 1/2W. I rarely fall over though. Skydiving is for cool people only
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A pox on you, Skymama, for mentioning Woodchuck! I've never been as sick in my life as I was the night I had about 5 too many of those. The horror hasn't faded in 5 years. Skydiving is for cool people only
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*trying to stifle delighted giggles* Skydiving is for cool people only
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You don't have any blackmail material on me. If you do, post it. I don't believe you. I'm calling your bluff, you pathetic little worm. He also would never beat you up, thus denying me the pleasure of doing it myself. He wants me to be happy. Skydiving is for cool people only
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I used to be a girl-drink drunk. Colorado Bulldogs, Fuzzy Navels, Pink Squirrels, etc. The only kind of shot I'd take was a Buttery Nipple. Then I began majoring in journalism, a profession more focused on beer consumption than the general public would probably be comfortable knowing. The very first beer I drank was Samuel Adams Cherry-Wheat. I had 8 of them. In 5 hours. Now, I love beer. All kinds. And I shoot tequila! Skydiving is for cool people only
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What's your name and how many people have you slept with?
Jessica replied to skybytch's topic in The Bonfire
He's just looking for anything that'll distract him from the Wing's suckage. My name is Jessica, and... um, what? why is everyone looking at me? Skydiving is for cool people only