Jessica

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  1. I think Viking's getting some knocked the universe out of alignment. Skydiving is for cool people only
  2. Accessory to murder? Kitten blood is on your hands! Metaphorically speaking. Like lady Macbeth. Skydiving is for cool people only
  3. No boyfriend. I've become a serial killer. Skydiving is for cool people only
  4. Kittencide. It's very sad. No jury in the world would convict me, though. I was provoked. Skydiving is for cool people only
  5. That is a very, very hot movie. The sex scenes aren't even graphic, but they kind of trick you into thinking they are. Meow. Skydiving is for cool people only
  6. Right after my first jump in August 2000. Skydiving is for cool people only
  7. It's because you're Canadian. Skydiving is for cool people only
  8. Jessica

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    Clay, why must you discuss our sex life in a public forum? Skydiving is for cool people only
  9. Cypres has a service life of about 12 years. The reason you're seeing used ones for so cheap is because they may only have a couple of years left before they must be retired. It's a good option for someone on a budget. Skydiving is for cool people only
  10. Mirage?! Are you getting a new container? Will I have the only pop-top left on the dropzone? Skydiving is for cool people only
  11. I hear dat. Skydiving is for cool people only
  12. Is it edible? Is it bigger than a bread box? Is it suitable for family viewing? Is it skydiving-related? Skydiving is for cool people only
  13. DAMN IT STRAIGHT TO HELL. Take your antibiotics, listen to your doctor, but you're going to get your A licence this summer. I can fucking feel it! Skydiving is for cool people only
  14. !!!! I got a fucking non-alcoholic drink! Punch #1 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ingredients: 2 cans frozen Lemonade concentrate 1 1/2 L white Grape juice 1 1/2 L Cranberry juice 750 ml Soda water Mixing instructions: Mix first 3 ingredients ahead of time. Add soda water when you are ready to serve it. Serve over ice. You can add more soda water to suit your taste. Fuck no I wouldn't drink it! It would take up valuable bladder space I need for alcohol. Skydiving is for cool people only
  15. I'd assume he's just forgotten to take his seatbelt off and get his attention and point to it. I do that all the time with untied shoelaces and whatnot. If he refused for some bizzare reason, I dunno. I'd probably get the attention of the ranking jumper (besides Joe) on the load. Skydiving is for cool people only
  16. Good Lord. Next time I get wasted at SSM I'm going to sleep in my locked car. Skydiving is for cool people only
  17. Don't push your luck, honey. If you don't watch it I'll commandeer your air mattress. Skydiving is for cool people only
  18. Just yours, actually. You make more than enough to keep me busy. Skydiving is for cool people only
  19. Snicker. Skydiving is for cool people only
  20. That's Winnie the Pooh. Moroff. Skydiving is for cool people only
  21. Bill likes to ban people because he knows that I'm attracted to power. Skydiving is for cool people only
  22. The cool thing about Southwest is that sometimes they have fare specials on their website to and from a certain location. They just did San Antonio, and I got a ticket for $200 that I'd been pricing for almost $400 elsewhere. So keep an eye on that. Skydiving is for cool people only
  23. I didn't bother driving out to the DZ this weekend because the weather was so shitty here in town. But 45 miles away, they flew 30 King Air loads. Oh well, my apartment is really clean now. Skydiving is for cool people only
  24. Ack, never mind you guys. I can't do it. In fact, will have to cancel on story, too. I'M SO DUMB! And I might have worn a bikini. You never can tell. Skydiving is for cool people only
  25. Hey, do you guys want to go tubing this Saturday night?! Can't jump at night anyway, and we can drink on the Comal river instead of at the dropzone! I have to be out there anyway to do a story, but you guys should come with me! Let me know, we'd have to book in advance for night tubing and have enough people. Skydiving is for cool people only