Jessica
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Big wet smooches for everybody! Get in line boys and girls! No, I'm not drunk. In fact, I'm at work. I came in to work on some free-lance stuff. I have on a flannel shirt and a Rangers baseball cap. And Birkenstocks. I look like a DAMN FREAK. But I'm SO TIRED I might start hallucinating. I want a BLOODY MARY. I'm spending the weekend with my mom so I don't get to drink or smoke or act loose or make out with strangers or NOTHIN.... *I* should be GROUCHY!! But NOOOOOOOO!
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I should be grouchy...I have to be up in 6 hours to make a 5-hour drive...and I didn't get any sleep last night.... But I'm HAPPEEEE cause the reason I didn't get any sleep last night is SCHWEET and the reason I'm taking a 5-hour drive tomorrow is SCHWEEEEEET too! Christ, I'm loopy. I'd like to apologize to all my fans out there. Does it make me a post whore if I reply to myself?
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Don't worry, be happy. It's Saturday night! We jump out of airplanes! Life is grreeeaaat! Love, Tony the Tiger
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LOL!! He don't know me very well...do he?
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Nothing? A big wet smooch? I dunno...
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Don't call your mom a bitch, sweetie. It'll be okay. Be happy you have a mom to help and that you are able to help her.
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I am SO appropriating this for my own personal use!
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SHAG-DRUNKENNESS!!!!!!!! Whoooooooo!
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Shit, I could do CReW with that thing. I could demo jump that bitch into a back yard barbeque. Sheeeeeeeiiit.
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That is hilarious, not to mention resourceful. And a little scary.
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Same thing we do every night, Pinky.
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Yes...*absentmindedly wiping drool from corner of mouth* GO ZENNIE WHOOOOOOOO!
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Sick like foxes!! Hmm...that doesn't sound right.... Sick like...um.... *pondering* Don't you love us anyway???
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You should move to San Antonio. Cheap rent, great weather, hot women, cat-friendly.
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When I was a sophomore in high school, there was a senior -- the daughter of a teacher -- who was rumored to have visted the emergency room with a severe case of Snickers-bar-up-her-cootchie. My classmates and I spent many intense hours speculating whether it was wrapped or unwrapped, and if the latter, had it melted? Ah...the inscrutable desires of humans to insert objects inside themselves.
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Damn! I'll second it. Do what you're gonna do and have fun!
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Right, from mildly annoyed to homicidal? I think YOU could use a little anal sex, though. Set free those latant homosexual tendancies, so you could sleep a little better at night.
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Yeah, what he said!! Um... After we get to know each other, of course. You know, maybe dinner and a movie. Or a cup of coffee. Or a popsicle. Mmm...a popsicle...*lost in thought*
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I want to meet you! Tell us when!
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Oh, sweetie, I need a hell of a lot more than a hug. But that's a good start!! Come visit when I get settled in San Antonio...we'll go out on the town and those tourists won't know what the hell hit them.
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And what the fuck kind of scoring is this?! *making note on shit list* That's Slappie with an "i-e," not a "y," right? Hee hee! That's true. And Clay, you better keep your paws off my pickup truck if you value your manhood -- what there is of it, anyway.
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LOL Took you all morning to think of that, eh?
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No, did your brain seep out your ears? Cause I think it MUST HAVE if you think you can TAKE ME ON!! I could have you crying like a little girl in 6 seconds flat! Ooh, yes, I am SOOOO pissed. You are such a sweet young thing, Wingie. How old are you? Legal, right? Right ON, mouth. *power fist* Any other boys feeling saucy? Today, I'm not a vegetarian.
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I'm goin' to Skydive Dallas (natch) on Saturday afternoon, but I can't stay cause I'm leaving to house-hunt down south early Sunday. Maybe I can get a couple of jumps in.
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Me too. Sigh. Probably why I'm so touchy!!