Jessica
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LET'S BOOGIE BABY
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Who, ME?! LOL!! There isn't much to excite me at work...that's why I spend so much time here.
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WHOA! I can hear the tongue rings clanking now! *starting to feel horny* Ooh, excellent. That's tops on my list of destinations.
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Good luck to you! Get that Princeton degree and help make skydiving's demographics look even better!
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Are you a VEGETARIAN?! Or did you just know that I'm one? In either case, I'll come any time.
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I'm moving!! No, not any closer to any of y'all (more's the pity), but further south. I'm moving to San Antonio, Texas!! *shooting off guns* Yeeha! Remember the Alamo!! I'm sick and tired of Dallas -- I've lived here all my life -- and it's time to try something a little different. I've got another newspaper job -- a more-fun job with a little more money and a little more responsibility -- and I'll be working in downtown San Antone.
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Hey, I've never seen it before! And many people have heard me say many of those things. So PHBBBBBLLLTTT!!! *still feeling onery*
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Did a Web search...the earliest I could find it: "An earlier citation of the phrase "great googly moogly" is "Stranded In The Jungle," a simultaneous hit in 1956 in competing versions by the Cadets and the Jayhawks." It also apparently was featured in a Snickers commercial, though I don't remember that. It's a mystery!
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Ooh...I'll bring MY "fireworks" too...
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Shit, having done both already, I wonder what the hell I'll come up with when I turn 30?!
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Ooh, just name it!!
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Well, let me qualify that. I'm never drunk when I'm getting a gear check, which would change things a bit.
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Hey, post that on the "dirty phrases" thread!!!
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Yeah, and gear checks are just DIRTY. I used to never let a guy that close to you-know-where unless we'd exchanged a few words beyond, "Hey, can you check me gear?" and "Sure!"
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Or a four-way? We could be a team!!
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Ooh yes, then stuff it in the BOTTOM OF MY CONTAINER... LOL... That is really raunchy...and doesn't even really make sense....
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My first inclination is to yell at you...in a joking, light-hearted way, of course... But on second thought, I AGREE with you. I'm going to go find myself some sweet, naive little 18-year-old who's never had it in his life, who will be so completely bowled over by my beauty, maturity and experience, that he will FRIKKING WORSHIP ME. Yeah, that's the ticket. Any of you boys got younger brothers?
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Every hobby or profession has a series of phrases that we use every day that sound really dirty. For example, as a newspaper journalist, I have found myself telling an editor, "I can take a lot more than 10 inches if you've got it," and "I've got to have a plugger for that hole!!" So what are some nasty-sounding skydiving phrases? I'll start out with a few easy ones: quick pack job four-way filling your slot C'mon, you dirty-minded freaks! I know you've got some ideas!!
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Hell no! I now demand to be treated like the princess I am!!! One asshole when I was just a kid RUINED ME FOR ALL MEN FOREVER!! Depending on how you look at it, of course.
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Well, I sure as hell shouldn't have to buy another container. My baby is newish (four years old, but fewer than 100 jumps on it), and tons of people have Reflexes. I think my rigger (who has been just as frustrated as me by this problem) may have finally figured out the way to do it -- I had my reserve repacked several weeks ago and the pop-top is STILL flush against the container. I hope it holds. I was hoping there was some magic trick that neither of us knew. Hey, all this dirtiness gives me an idea for a new thread....
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Yes, honey, I KNOOOOW... No worries!! It's very hard to offend me. I was just chiming in. I'm feeling kind of aggressive today (just like every day)
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Utter bullshite!!! Look, if you think girls = time x money, you're dating the wrong girls. I, along with most of the girls I know, are the most accommodating fools in the whole world. IN FACT, I just finished paying off $5,000 in credit card bills from a three-year relationship with a complete deadbeat. Now, I wouldn't give this fucker the time of day today, because he treated me like shit and that makes the $$ irrelevant, but you could fit everything he spent on me in a smallish piggy bank. Money has nothing to do with relationships, and if it does, you are in a f***ed up relationship. So there!!!!!! (feeling v. sensitive toward slights against womanhood while recognizing they are HUMOROUS JOKES today) Love you all!!
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Dude, so glad you're okay. Wow. Now, what the hell is this all about? I have a Reflex, too, and I have to get that bad boy tightened ALL THE DAMN TIME. Sometimes, I'll be in the jump plane, and the looseness of it will freak the other jumpers out and I'll have 10 JMs inspecting me. Is there a trick to this I should be telling my riggers to do? Or am I doomed to frequently bugging my rigger for a pop-top tightening (that sounds kind of dirty, don't know why)?
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Have fun sweetie! My l'il brother got an incentive ride from the AF, once, and this is what he told me about it: "I puked twice!!! IT WAS GREAT!!!!!!"
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I remember talking to some guys at my DZ about this...they were probably just blowing smoke, but they advised telling the authorities, if caught: 1) "Oh my God, I fell out of the plane!!" 2) Then, "Thank GOD I happened to have this parachute on!!"