Jessica
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Ah, I figured...damn, he must be good if you're going back for that much more! Who knew.... Maybe I'll try to get off work for the Halloween Boogie. I'm desperate to see everyone.
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Where, exactly? When? I just moved from there, too, after 25 years in the Dallas area. You HAVEN'T been here long, have you? Don't you ever be ashamed of being a Texan! Or I'll beat you up!!
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Wow, I just got it! AIM: SkydivingJess
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Originally from Texas? That makes you cooler than approx. 96 percent of the posters here.
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NO WAY!! If you need help, ask me. I know all there is to know. I am omnicient. Did I spell that right? Seriously: UNT's my alma mater, and it's a great school. UTD is not bad (very close to SDD ), um... Anyway, if you need help, let me know!! You got laid three times? I hate you...I've been celibate for months now...DAMN IT TO HELL...so I need to know who. A mutual friend, perhaps??? LOL! I missed you Sis!!
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That's exactly what HE said!! Cream, please, no sugar. I've decided that, like the guy in "Memento," I need to tattoo reminders on my body, since I obviously have no short-term memory when it comes to irresponsible behavior. I'm going to start with "REMEMBER: DON'T DRINK" on the underside of my right arm.
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*laughing so hard I'm coughing amidst reading all the heavy shit* Holy shit. You win the golden pen award.
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Skydive San Marcos, maybe? It's a straight shot down I-35...y'all could stay with me and get drunk on the Riverwalk...
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Good God! 2000 new posts? Someone tell me the relevant threads and I'll check 'em out. But I ain't got time for no 2000-post reading binge. Yow!! So San Antonio is cool. I'll post more about it very soon. Sorry I haven't been around, but I had no Net access...I finally broke down tonight and signed up with satan. I mean America Online. I MISSED YOU GUYS *SMOOOOOOCH!!!!* Hey, have you ever woken up on a Saturday morning in a strange bed and your head is killing you and you realize you don't have any clothes on? And a male voice you don't really recognize is calling from another room, asking if you want coffee? And then you realize your navel is pierced, and you're pretty sure 10 hours ago, it wasn't? Um...me neither. Hey, anyone want to see my new piercing? Didn't anyone miss me? I don't have a single fucking private message!!! Anyway.... We are taking applications for both positions at this time. These positions really need filling. Quite badly.
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Are you SERIOUS?! I didn't even know you were FROM there! That would be so fucking WICKED!!!
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Heh, I remember that! I was thinking just spreading it over a sofa or something...but your idea certainly has kinky merits all its own.
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Hmm, well, seeing as how I'm high-tailing it out of here myself, I may not be the best person to ask. But Dallas is a cool, very young city. It's just very pretentious. But there's a LOT to do -- tons of bars, great live music, places to dance and drink and eat. We have a great restaurant scene if he's into that. And there's a good arts scene too -- wonderful symphony, decent museums. And Fort Worth, which is even better for arts stuff, is very close by. Have your friend e-mail me if he needs anything. I'm leaving a really nice, inexpensive complex in the trendoid-yuppie-super-expensive part of town, if he needs a place.
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Oh my God...I start laughing just thinking about that show.... "Senor Beavis! Donde esta tu hall pass?" "Are you THREATENING me?!" And then in the cappucino episode... "Do you have any OLEO? Would you like to see my portFOLIO?" Heh heh *wiping tear of mirth from eye* Anybody who says B&B isn't sophisticated humor can kiss my butt!!
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*fainting* Hee hee...as a matter of fact, I'm taking applications for that "position" right now. LOL! Also, I've never, um, "broken in" my canopy properly...I've heard you're supposed to have a good shag on it for luck.
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I'll be out of pocket for a while -- not sure how long yet, but I'm moving this weekend and won't even have a phone until Monday. I hope everyone behaves him or herself in my absence!! Send notes of affection to jessicadmn@yahoo.com.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Don't go! You are our sweet little Australian skydiver who can't spell and we will shrivel and die without you!!! Don't go, I'm serious.
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Geez Louise and Cousin Maurice people, this doesn't look like acting with "dignity and respect" to me! Wow!
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You're awesome. The older brother who keeps us in line, but never Big Brother.
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Well, *I* certainly like that idea. Skyhawk is a nice kid. This is a good thread. I feel pretty good today. Hopeful. La la la.
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Oh yes. I hug mine when I get it back from a reserve repack, I pet it while I'm checking my gear, and every time I pitch, I look up at my open canopy and scream "HI BABY!!!!" So yes, I think so.
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Good luck with all that, sweetie. I hope it doesn't mean you won't be around here as much.
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I just heard they've found five firefighters alive in the rubble of the WTC. Cross your fingers for more.
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Thanks, you guys. By now, the newsroom is a like a well oiled machine. I hope they catch those bastards.
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Er, right. That's what I meant.
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This is a GREAT editorial, but not a new one. I believe it's a radio broadcast made in the late 70s. I'll try to find out who it's by.