Jessica
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Hmm, make me an offer. Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
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It's an urban legend...but still funny. Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
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I've jumped at four...only one uses JTs. Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
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Thank God you told me this! I was so curious, I was about to go conduct my OWN research!! Here's why I don't think humans weren't meant to eat meat: cause our eyeballs are on the front of our head, and not the sides. Classic distinction of predator/prey. That said, I choose not to eat mammals or birds or reptiles, just cause I'm ornery. Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
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Really?! Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
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It ain't a race, hon. If it were, I'd have already won. But yeah, I'm going to try to get things squared away this weekend. *looking for cleavage-flaunting skydiving clothes* Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
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Now I'm gonna whoop yer Texas-insulting ass. *rolling up sleeves* Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
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*purging house of razors* Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
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YESSIR!!!! It takes a little more effort than our Big Mac-intensive society is generally willing to make, but it can be done. The only thing vegans must take as a supplement is B12. Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
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The patch is fucking awesome. I adore the patch. I want to take the patch as a lover. I used it for two weeks, and now I'm trying to tough it out on my own, but if things get hairy I'm slapping one on ASAP. Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
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There has been no pause in my aggressiveness. Pay some fucking attention for fuck's sake. Oops, think we just did. Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
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AWESOME!! Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
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Hey, cut it out! I'm starting to get a little paranoid over here... Anyway, I could take AggieDave with one hand tied behind my back. He looks tough, but he's a total puss. Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
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In my first-jump course, my instructor and I were going to go over malfunction drills, and I hopped into the harness and looked up at an imaginary ball of crap and jokingly said, "Oh, shit!" And my instructor got all excited and said, "That's exactly right!" Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
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Dave, may I refer you to the next-to-last paragraph of the first post in this thread? Hmm, thought you were better at following directions than this. Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
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Other good vegetarianism bumper stickers: "VEGETARIANS TASTE BETTER" (on my car) "I love animals! They taste great!" (on someone else's car) Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
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Have you thought about law school? God forbid you ever catch me passed out, cigarettes or no. Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
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I was going to write a post about how I generally keep my opinions to myself about vegetarianism.... Then I realized the inherent fallacy. Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
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Remember the rules, people! No unprovoked roughhousing if I don't have one burning and hanging from my lip! And provoked roughhousing is negotiatiated on a case-by-case basis. Kinky bastards.... Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
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Yup, I was taught under 2000' pull silver. Isn't that the general rule of thumb, or am I off? Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
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ROTFL Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
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Heh, great! Well, if my friends do their job, then you'll be able to tell right away if I'm not keeping it up by the black eyes. Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
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Here's your chance! I quit smoking about a month ago, and I think I'm gonna stay the course. But I need insurance. Therefore, if any of y'all ever see me with a lit cigarette in my mouth, you have my full permission to just haul back and let me have it. Feel free to throw in a "What in the @#$@^%@ do you think you're #$%@#^% doing you !$%@#^%!!!" If I'm really drunk at the time, you may want to wait until the next morning to do it, because otherwise I might not feel it/remember it. But it's certainly up to you. Remember: a LIT CIGARETTE, IN MY MOUTH. Not, as one of my friends suggested, if I look like I'm thinking about cigarettes. That's too subjective. Thanks for your support! Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
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You are right. Thus my angst. See, it's obvious right here that you're a newbie, because you haven't learned to fear my wrath yet. Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!
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Oh, it's around, but it's like a treasure hunt to find it. Pet me! I'm harmless and cute!