Jessica
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But I let AggieDave teach me how to shoot a gun today. I fired off 50 rounds! Right into the center of the target!! BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM! Um, not that I got off on it or anything. BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM!!!!
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Holy crap. Oh, uh...happy birthday, Chuck! Here's to another 21. Then another 21 after that! Then, what the hell, another 21. I'm feeling generous.
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This kind of attitude is exactly what I'd like to avoid. BUT, having slept on it, I agree that slot-perfect is the way to keep these things safe, and I'm all about safety. I never thought you were being elitist, Lisa -- I'm just a little melancholy that I won't be able to join in for a few years or couple hundred jumps or whatever. So I guess I'll just have to go for one of the other records -- most points turned on a naked jump or something.
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Your grammar your spelling your syntax your phrasing your paragraph indents your punctuation your capitalization EVERYTHING. *breathing hard* I'm an editrix.
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Oh God, I wanna do it, let me fix it...*fingers itching*
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This makes me a little sad. Requiring "slot-perfect" skydives for dz.com record attempts suddenly grossly limits the members who can participate. SCRs and SCSes certainly aren't "slot-perfect," as a general rule, but they're awesome because by their very nature they include low-timers with high-timers. I don't think they're unsafe. *shrug* But that's me. I'd just hate to see something that started out as a little bit of fun become a rule-riddled rivalry.
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Whore. Nasty, dirty little beast. To'-up-from-the-flo'-up street-walkin' ho. WHORE!!!!!
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This is so weird.
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Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!! That SUCKS. I'm hanging onto mine for dear life...just groveled to my boss to pllllllease let me have those days off even though I'm dead last in seniority here, and I may get evicted from my apartment paying for it, but at least I have somewhere to go (bunkroom at the dz). I'm really sorry to hear that... Grammar Nazi #1
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I call BULLSHIT! (And you KNOW I know what I'm talking about, coming from a big hockey town like Dallas!) Walk a mile in your enemy's shoes. Then you're a mile away and have his shoes.
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*putting Queen album on* Walk a mile in your enemy's shoes. Then you're a mile away and have his shoes.
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I don't get this one. Walk a mile in your enemy's shoes. Then you're a mile away and have his shoes.
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I am approximately 18 hours from hopping from an airplane. BOOYA. Walk a mile in your enemy's shoes. Then you're a mile away and have his shoes.
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While I give props to your referring to Texas as a country, please be aware that we do not bugger sheep here. This is cow-tippin' country, thanks very much. Walk a mile in your enemy's shoes. Then you're a mile away and have his shoes.
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This weekend? Me and AggieDave and Snowflake are gonna be in San Marcos. Walk a mile in your enemy's shoes. Then you're a mile away and have his shoes.
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Oh man, if I'd done that, I certainly wouldn't be *vacuuming* it up. I'd be on my hands and knees, picking up each precious little seed one by one. Not that I even know what you're talking about. Walk a mile in your enemy's shoes. Then you're a mile away and have his shoes.
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It's always a party! Walk a mile in your enemy's shoes. Then you're a mile away and have his shoes.
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I think God blessed all of Texas this weekend. There's a shocker!!!! Okay, I've caught up on the 250 posts you freaks made in between midnight last night and right now. Now I'm going to go vacuum up birdseed. Walk a mile in your enemy's shoes. Then you're a mile away and have his shoes.
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Sorry, just felt like saying that. Carry on. Walk a mile in your enemy's shoes. Then you're a mile away and have his shoes.
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Har!!!! Walk a mile in your enemy's shoes. Then you're a mile away and have his shoes.
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Pfft. You freaks. Walk a mile in your enemy's shoes. Then you're a mile away and have his shoes.
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Awwww...read my post, "y'all" means "you all," a pronoun meant to indicate "phreezone and skybytch." Here's some sympathy: You poor widdle canopy nazi is it sad? *huuuuuuuuug* Now get back out there and pontificate on some canopy sizes!!!!! Walk a mile in your enemy's shoes. Then you're a mile away and have his shoes.
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Enthusiast -- 50 Old Hand -- 300 Addict -- 700 Veteran -- 1000 Then I can't remember after that.... And yes, water training is required for Veteran on up. Walk a mile in your enemy's shoes. Then you're a mile away and have his shoes.
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I like the idea of a big engraved beer stein or something. Then, when the record is broken, the winners can have it engraved with something pithy.... Sort of like an irreverent Stanley Cup. Walk a mile in your enemy's shoes. Then you're a mile away and have his shoes.
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Scrappy.... ...please? Walk a mile in your enemy's shoes. Then you're a mile away and have his shoes.