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It didn't happen unless there is video documentation. Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.

Agreed. You big wussy baby you. Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.

Girlfalldown, Sunshine, RhondaLea... anyone with an evil streak. Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.

It's on!! Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.

Is that the one consultants need for whatever? Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.

I think I will go to several restaurants where people are popping the question and just ruin it for them some how. You know, send a beverage over with with a note attached that says "from the girl last night". Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.

May I steal your birthday? That's extraordinarily cool. Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.

guess Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.

I find that a lot. It always seems to work for the best. Especially when someone breaks my heart or betrays my trust, once I start to heal... I always find that it was for the best. I just wish the process wasn't so deeply painful sometimes. Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.

Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself? Doctors tell us there are over seven million people who are overweight. These, of course, are only round figures. What is the purpose of reindeer? It makes the grass grow, sweetie. There were two ships. One had red paint, one had blue paint. They collided. At last report, the survivors were marooned. The other day I sent my boyfriend a huge pile of snow. I rang him up and asked, "Did you get my drift?" Where do you find giant snails? On the ends of giant's fingers. Why is Saudi Arabia free of mental illness? There are nomad people there. When I was in the supermarket I saw a man and a woman wrapped in a barcode. I asked, "Are you two an item?" Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.

Holiday Eating Tips... 1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they're serving rum balls. 2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. Like fine single-malt scotch, it's rare. In fact, it's even rarer than single-malt scotch. You can't find it any other time of year but now. So drink up! Who cares that it has 10,000 calories in every sip? It's not as if you're going to turn into an eggnog-aholic or something. It's a treat. Enjoy it. Have one for me. Have two. It's later than you think. It's Christmas! 3. If something comes with gravy, use it. That's the whole point of gravy. Gravy does not stand alone. Pour it on. Make a volcano out of your! mashed potatoe! s. Fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano. Repeat. 4. As for mashed potatoes, always ask if they're made with skim milk or whole milk. If it's skim, pass. Why bother? It's like buying a sports car with an automatic transmission. 5. Do not have a snack before going to a party in an effort to control your eating. The whole point of going to a Christmas party is to eat other people's food for free. Lots of it. Hello? 6. Under no circumstances should you exercise between now and New Year's. You can do that in January when you have nothing else to do. This is the time for long naps, which you'll need after circling the buffet table while carrying a 10-pound plate of food and that vat of eggnog. 7. If you come across something really good at a buffet table, like frosted Christmas cookies in the shape and size of Santa, position yourself near them and don't budge. Have as many as you can before becoming the center of attention. They're like a beautiful pair of shoes. If you leave them behind, you're never going to see them again. 8. Same for pies. Apple. Pumpkin. Mincemeat. Have a slice of each. Or, if you don't like mincemeat, have two apples and one pumpkin. Always have three. When else do you get to have more than one dessert? Labor Day? 9. Did someone mention fruitcake? Granted, it's loaded with the mandatory celebratory calories, but avoid it at all cost. I mean, have some standards. 10. One final tip: If you don't feel terrible when you leave the party or get up from the table, you haven't been paying attention. Reread tips; start over, but hurry. January is just around the corner. Remember this motto to live by: "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming, "WOO HOO what a ride!" I don't care one lick if this is a repost. Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.

http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=1988925;search_string=freak%20flag;#1988925 Good luck!! Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.

Do you wear your freak flag where everyone can see it? Or do you hide it? Or do you not have one?

Who in here grew up on a farm or in the boondocks. Or in BFE or in the middle of nowhere. Boondock rollcall!!! Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.

me too Woohoo!! dodged another bullet Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.

We don't need your stinkin' flirtin' you big ole' fart for brains!! Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.

I would rip out your tongue if you didn't need it to someday lick my boots. Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.

I would rip out your tongue if you didn't need it to someday lick my boots. Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.

Hehehe...I haven't yet read your posts tonight, Mar, but I'm looking forward to reading them even more! Yeah, great. Now I have to go and read her posts and catch up on the good stuff!! Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.

I like it. Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.

Newsflash. A woman does NOT equal a possession. She is also not property. Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.

Awesome options. I mean, what might have screwed her up in the first place anyways? Possibly abuse and being told she was a whore? Oh I KNOW!!! Maybe the way people objectify her body all the time or tell her she's a loser for putting on some extra weight. Are you all perfect? I don't like or appreciate Anna Nicole anymore than the next person. She does indeed truly give females a bad name. But when you offer two such abusive solutions, even if in fun, it disgusts me even more. You put yourself down there at her level. Congratulations. Think about it. There are many more men who deserve this than women. Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.

Happy Birthday!!!

I've seen your snake before. Nice snake!! How is she doing? Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.