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Did we ever actually divorce??? Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.

Your children miss you. Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.

Nope. F@ck'em. Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.

Ego. Equality. You want her? Then do what she says... Haven't you figured out who is in charge yet? Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.

I witnessed three today! It's unbelievable. Ever been in a real physical fight? Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.

4-0 against the AAD! France goes to Germany, the Swiss will have to go through the playoffs. Champagne is already flowing, and foie gras is being enjoyed.

I just needed to break the silence. I was tense and stressed out. (Ella sticks head out of window and shrieks at top of lungs.) I feel better now. How about you? Try it! Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.

I have a pink scrunchy, a back scrubber, a nail brush, two different kinds of razors, three different bar soaps- one antibacterial, one in my perfume, and one regular kind I use most. I have two different kinds of shampoos, two different kind of conditioners, and a bath gel. I have a fruity face scrub, and margarita smelling body scrub and a loofah. Oh yeah and bath oils and salts from a gift set I was given. I have a squeaky toy too. Does this make me a freak? What's in your tub for rub a dub dub time? Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.

It's confusing and it pisses me off. Please be considerate of my sanity and only post your own photo unless it's your best friend or SO. That is all. Damn. This is such a pet peeve of mine. Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.

Need a beer and sammich... anyone want to help with that? Oh yeah, a massage would be nice too. You can leave after you do the dishes... Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.

Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.

I never wait around for anyone. I always approach. If they return it then cool, if not then on to the next victim. Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.

9 Things I Hate 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their a- s to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually. 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their a- ses! 5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor. 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya dumbass? 7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new. 8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer? 9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass? Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.

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Who's Brittany? Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.

Me too. Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.

Drink it. Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.

1. You had to have lost it one of the other times you were there because you've been pissing and moaning about it for quite sometime. 2. We don't care what the hell you did with your bejesus. You can stick your stinking bejesus up your sexybitch French butt for all we care. 3. Have a nice day.

Trying reverse psychology now... I LOVE the avatar Frenchy! Those goggles are SSSEEEXXXYYY!!!! Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.

Maybe it's about a bird or a bug and I was releasing it to freedom? Ever think of that? Huh? Maybe I am just truly happy for you. Really.

Really. I am.

Whatever you say Frenchy dear. (Ex-husbands can be soooo immature.) Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.

You got me. That was good. Damn I left that wide open didn't I? Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.

Yes sir, you do win. In fact, you win sober!! Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.