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Your profile says your name is Jim Long and Hard... does that mean you're not?? Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.

And... the use of her image would be below you. Plus a form or identity theft and misuse. Go out with a bunch of friends, have a blast, get drunk, go see strippers whatever... let your peeps cheer you up. Get a better gf, that would be true revenge. Karma will bite her in the ass for you. Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.

Wait all. Tink I am sorry you were broken up with, and sorry she did it over the phone but hold on... You haven't done worse to a woman before? Were you right for each other? Were you planning on breaking up with her in the near future? Did you think everything was okay? What's your REAL beef? Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.

Do you believe in the benefits or have received benifits from any of these? Or are you one of those who think it's all a bunch of horsebunk. Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.

No one should take it personally but I'm blocking everyone right now. Phone calls too!! I'm in a shitty mood. Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.

So I just got done talking to a very upset friend of mine. A man she thought she was seeing invited her to a party where he obviously had invited other females who thought he was seeing them too or at least liked them. Why do people do this kind of shit?? Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.

Oh no you didn't!! Has anyone kicked your ass yet??? Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.

Long time no see!! Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.

You're no fun to stalk anymore. You're all stalk, no action!! Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.

I got nothing Dave. Sorry!! Dave's Diving Dare Deal Daredevils Doofus'? Then you could name it after a bra size... DDD. Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.

Your kidding right? Did some jackass Skygod put that idea into your head?? Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.

Just in case you need it later.... This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _____day of __________, 2002, by_______________________, between ____________and______________. THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES: 1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 9 PM - we don't have shit to talk about. 4. None of that "lovemaking" shit - only sex allowed. 5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so don't ask. 6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup," unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement. 7. All gifts accepted - money is always good. 8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged. 9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers - it's really none of your damn business. 10. No calling each other "friends with privileges" we are not friends, just sex buddies. 11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK - don't be offended. 12. No extra clothing - I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave. 13. No falling asleep right after sex - it's over, so get your ass up, get dressed and go the fuck home. 14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it - I don't care. 15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason. 16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "My roommate's girlfriend/boyfriend." 17. Doggie style is the preferred position - the reason is less eye contact the better. 19. No condoms, no fucking. Carry your ass home. 20. Bring your own drink - I am not your liquor store. 21. No phone use, please - don't want anyone calling back looking for your ass. * EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS: The aforementioned rules may only be altered by the holder of the agreement. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of this Agreement, it will automatically become null and void and you will then be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST and deleted from phone memory and email list. In other words, you will be BLOCKED from all communications until your silly ass understands the rules. Participating Party Signature_______________________________________ Date: ________________ Participating Party Signature_______________________________________ Date: ________________ Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.

I needed a stress reliever. I'm sorry. Carry on. Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.

Why so blue panda bear?? Why so BLUE panda bear?? Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.

your evil Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.

Try this!! Sleepy Sheepy Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.

yep Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.

I can drive a stick... and I can drive a stick. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge. Hey, I was going to do the job but went to sleep before I saw the post. Now I get up to go to work and I see Krisanne arose to the occasion. Glad to see someone is doing their job around here.

So all those PMs you sent me meant nothing? [cry] He sends them to all the guys. You should know better than to trust 'goggles'. Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.

I missed you guys!! How's it hangin' everyone???

Don't lose faith, grasshopper!

I want you. You are the sexiest man in here and I want to have your little Frenchikins. You are so sexy. I will break up with my true love, just say the word. Remarry me please. Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.

What is the strangest or coolest memory involving boom-booms? Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.

Maybe you're just attracted to women who have had strokes. Ok. Even the new improved and sensitive Ella thought that was damned funny. Hee! Hee! Sorry Jeff!! Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.