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  1. sharimcm
    I'll tell you the same thing I told my boss the first day I started working here... "Fuck you. Get your own fucking coffee. You hired an administrative assistant, not a personal assistant. The next time you put an ad in the paper, and bring someone in for an interview, make sure to tell them what you're really hiring for." And, his response was, "OK... I can get my own coffee." Fuck is my favorite word in this office. And no, I didn't know him before I started working here. I met him for two interviews before he hired me. Thank gawd I work in construction!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Behind every great man is an even better woman.
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    My bearded dragon won't touch mice at all but, she LOVES an occasional wax worm. She is actually a pretty picky eater when it comes down to it. When I bought her in 1998, she was about 2 weeks old. When she got older and bigger, I noticed one of her eyes was kind of glazed over, and she would always turn her head to look for her food. I took her back to the pet store to find out what sex she was, and the owner told me it looks like she is blind in that one eye. But, it doesn't make me love her any less. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Well, cops need lovin' too, and I love bacon. Most everyone here knows that I have a "friend with benefits" (in the town that I live in) who is a police officer. Maybe I was basing my cop option on him and his behavior... He's older than me, but I wouldn't consider him an older gentleman. He's only 34. But, do you know what color they are? I will have to investigate my computer and see what kind of boobie pics I can post that won't get me banned. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you need to hold a B license or at least have the qualifications of B license holder? Or, am I wrong? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Would you do it?

    sharimcm replied to LisaH's topic in The Bonfire

    I'd do it for $100 as long he supplied rubber gloves, mask, and cleaning supplies... That's just nasty... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Trying to flirt with a girl a few states away? Maybe he sees that I'm 'safe' since there are a few hundred miles in between us. He seems quite genuine, but 1) he's a cop, 2) he's a LONG way away from me and 3) I can't trust either. Oh well... Only time will tell what will happen... It's not like I'm looking for anything to happen either. I'm just wondering why I am so mysterious to him... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    So, what exactly are you suggesting? I could be talking about some other woman in Texas. Never said it was me... Gawd... People jumping to conclusions... I just thought you were suggesting that most Texas women are just HOT... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    So, what exactly are you suggesting? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Sounds like they have ick. Go to a specialty pet store and ask for ick remover. My betta had ick when I first got him, but I felt like he could pull through. Four months later, I still have him, and he's just as happy as a betta can be.
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    And, from what I remember at Eloy was when I went there to do a jump, they told me that they would find someone to jump with me... A few people introduced themselves and told me to come get them when I was ready, but uh... It went back to the fear of landing on a cactus... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Yes sir. I will do so tonight... You happy with the avatar now? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    NO!!! You have to keep that baby warm... Put it under the covers with you... They're very friendly lizards, and most likely he'll sleep when you do. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    mmmm.... warm peach cobbler.... vanilla ice cream... mmmmm..... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Hey, don't feel bad you didn't jump... The first time I went to Eloy, I had all of my gear in the trunk of my rental car, I filled out all the waivers, and ended up going home shortly after. I wasn't too fond of landing in a small space (ok, smaller than where I was jumping), and the thought of landing on a cactus didn't make me feel too comfortable. I've jumped at a few dz's, but the first time at each one was different. Find your comfort zone and stick with it.
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    Yes, iguanas are sensitive to the enivronment and will not survive in the wild if it was someone's pet (which is sounds like it was). Put up a FOUND ad at your local exotic pet store or list it on craigslist. In the meantime, keep it warm and feed it vegetables. They are vegetarians... They really make great pets, but once they get to their full size, people give them away. Keep us posted.
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    Yes sir. I will do so tonight... What, you don't like the picture of my dog looking for the invisible squirrel? I just got tired of looking at my boobs everyday... Doesn't matter what you like, it matters what everyone else likes... Uh huh... I guess this stems back from the "does naked lose its sexiness" thread? Everyone wants to look at my boobies covered in vinyl everyday... And it never loses its appeal? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Yes sir. I will do so tonight... What, you don't like the picture of my dog looking for the invisible squirrel? I just got tired of looking at my boobs everyday... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Sex with the same person for 2 years? Is that possible? I never said there wouldn't be anyone else on the side... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Is This Funny?

    sharimcm replied to Nutz's topic in The Bonfire

    Just reading some of the responses here are making me laugh... My boss keeps looking at me funny... He's probably thinking I'm mental for laughing at the computer screen. At least he would be right... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    She can always get his main and jumpsuit, and leave him his rig and reserve... I'll just use him for cheap sex for two years, then take his entire rig, jumpsuit, altimeter, and maybe even his goggles. I'll let him keep his helmet. He might need it for the divorce. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    *gulp* Whatever!! You know you'd enjoy it. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Sorry, but that just made me laugh... By the way, Andy, will you marry me? After two years, you will be an American citizen, get your green card, and I can divorce your ass!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    I saw a commercial for Main Street Homes and Time Warner cable that also featured skydiving. Haven't seen any others... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Ouch!!!

    sharimcm replied to BillyVance's topic in The Bonfire

    The video was actually shown on our local news last night. I just wish I could have seen the player's face as he dove in to the kid... Poor guy... The news also said they plan on changing the rules and to no longer allow family members on the field while the ball is in play... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself