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  1. sharimcm
    You don't have boobies, I do... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Did you finish the Fat tire? If not, I might need to swing by the next time I come into town. That was long gone after you left... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    if it was, the problem was.. nobody was on the top bunk! Shermie, you never fail to make me laugh my ass off. Thanks for that!
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    I am doing the cutaway for personal reasons, but to be honest, it has nothing to do with sexual harrassment or innuendos of any kind. Some people know the real reason behing me leaving, and once the water calms down, I might have to dive back in. But for now, it is is my best interest to say goodbye until that time. The fucktards who are responsible for my decision know exactly who they are. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    After recent events with a few fucktards on this site, I have chosen to cutaway for a while. Some of you will miss me, some of you don't even know who the fuck I am, buy hey... If you want/need to keep in contact, you're more than welcome to PM me for my e-mail address. Sorry, but this is something I have been needing to do for a while. If I believe the malfunction can be resolved or my reserve inflates fully and saves me, I'll be back. So, goodbye for now. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    I deleted all of my information... I trust no one. It only takes one guy to fuck it up for the rest of you. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Unfortunately, I have finally come down to the agreement of this post. At this point in time, I officially do not trust anyone. If you asked me a few days ago, my story would have been different. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    sharimcm replied to CaptainOKaos's topic in The Bonfire

    What are we jacking? That's kind of what I was thinking... Is it really a thread jack? I was just making a simple comment that my avatar was original. Carry on now... Nothing to see here. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    sharimcm replied to CaptainOKaos's topic in The Bonfire

    Did you grow them yourself? Yup... Just added water, and BOOM... It happened overnight. One day they were just little seeds, and then now look at them! How beautiful they have become (in my opinion). "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    sharimcm replied to CaptainOKaos's topic in The Bonfire

    My avatar is homemade... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    I'm worried about you Andy. Have you been drinking? If not, maybe you should start. This thread is quite disturbing... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Truly is it always about you? I know it's all about me, and if I am paying, I'll have to put out myself. Or something like that... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Yes master. Would you like mayo or mustard on the sammich I am bringing to you? Tell me once, and I won't have to ask the next time. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Happy 40th Katee! I wish I could have met you this past weekend in Lodi! I could have given you your birthday spanking then! Damn, my hands going to hurt after 40.... Have a wonderful day sweetie! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Yes, I have original girl parts... I just flew home today, so I haven't been drinking anything but water. I do have a nice collection of alcohol, I'm just not in the mood tonight. Not now honey, I have a headache. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Pour that shit down the drain and go straight to Shiner. Hey ya punk... I wasn't in the mood for beer, so I got that stuff... I'm a girl... Fufu shit is good every now and again. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Even waitress meat? Only you and I would know... I won't tell if you don't. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    I honestly prefer my steak medium. I like it with just a line of pink in the middle, but warm throughout the steak. I'm partial to the New York Strip, but I'll eat just about any type of meat you put in front of me. Mmmm.... Steak.... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    After a few discussions with a few people this weekend on how I eat my meat, I thought I could ask everyone else. So, how do you like your cow prepared? And, no, I am not wanting to know how you like your tube steak prepared. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Well, too much of my dismay, Gonzo and I were unable to face-off at the air hockey tables. Uh, yeah... After driving around for almost two hours looking for a table, I finally asked one of the locals what the people in that city did for fun... His answer? "Drink beer, play pool, and bowl." I suck at bowling, so I backed down and just gave up on the search for an air hockey table. BUT... I WILL beat his ass at the game when he comes to Texas for SkyFest. It's the end of my trip for now... Until next time... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Ok, well LisaH and I practiced a little today at Jillian's at Universal City today. Although she doesn't like to admit it, I beat her ass... Yup, I got best 2 out of 3. So, now it's my turn to beat Gonzo's ass... I don't know exactly what day I can beat him, but it's in the making. I'm a little tipsy right now, so it's best that I not make decisions. . "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Well, it looks like everyone is voting for us to play, but not air hockey... I suppose I can't everyone down, but we'll have to see. I may not have enough energy after meeting some .commers in Lodi this weekend to play anything at all.
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    I received an 18.5% raise at my last employer. Woo-fucking-hoo... Then, I got paid weekly for a few weeks after I no longer worked there. I think they just terminated me, so no more paychecks from them... Sucks... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    The only thing the handcuffs would be good for is if we never made it to the arcade. I'm not bringing mine with me. I don't think the TSA would let me take them as a "carry-on item." On a side note, I would LOVE to see the TSA agent that searches my bag on my returning flight. He or she will be in for a big laugh. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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    Ok, it seems as if almost everyone thinks that will be the case. A boy and a girl can go out and have a little fun playing air hockey (and no, that's not what they're calling it these days, or are they ) and that's all I have to say about that. Give it up... I'll win... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself