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Oh, I know... A drama queen? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Aren't you the one who is supposed to be giving us a bunch of crap? We can give you crap, but it seems like yours is quite impressive on it's own. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Wow... Looks like I was removed from the list for some reason. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Why wouldn't a woman fake it? If the guy sucks in bed, why make it longer than it has to be? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Mmmm... Oh yes... I like the Trojan vibrating cock rings. Fuckers don't sell them in Texas though, so I have to go to other states to smuggle them back. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I personally like these... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I second that. I'm single (dating, but not in a serious relationship) and I'm enjoying discovering and being me. Live alone, too... if you can. I've been living alone for almost a year... it will really help you learn who you are. And it's so much nicer than roommates... (oh and go have some hot unattached sex... like I mentioned in my last post) I totally agree with living alone if you can. I broke up with my ex over a year and a half ago and moved out. It was quite lonely at first, and I had WAY too much time for myself, but I have learned to LOVE it. It made me think about what I wanted and where I wanted to go from that point forward. And, if you find some hot, attractive dude that you want to have a wild, passionate night (or nights) with, you have somewhere to take him. Of course, get to know him a little before you tell him where you live. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Keith, are you blind? I'm cheesecake, not tart! Mummmmm...PIE! Are you still whining about pie? You do kind of look like lemon meringue pie. But, that's just my opinion... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Since when has anything been in the Bonfire been considered 'normal?' "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Not saying that I have experience with this, but I heard once the best way to get over someone is to get under someone. Probably not the best advice, but then again, this is the Bonfire. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I guess it's not really leaving if you post a goodbye thread, then keep posting. But, then again, maybe the person that posted a goodbye thread was told by the police department that they will take over the situation and for the said poster to live their life normally, and post whoring was a normal activity... They're just beginning to live their life normal again. Or not... And, it is the Hotel California of the internet. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I heard that one told better by a drunk man who wanted me to go home with him. Instead, I went back to a hotel with someone in the 'sort of' same family. Ahhh, good times. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I don't care who you are, but that's funny. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

from what I understand, ever since he got caught up on that crane by that police officer, his embarrassment tolerance level went way up. You forgot to mention the purple leotard he was wearing at the time... Oh, and don't forget the tiara either. Was that YOU with him?!? I thought she looked familiar I live in TEXAS you fucktard, NOT Australia. I don't take trips 'down under.' By the way, I know I just set myself for some smart ass comment, but I can't think of any myself at this moment. I'm having a hard time concentrating today. Yes, I am a FUCKTARD! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Awww.... Thanks Squeak.... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I'd say you're safe... But, I've only met you twice, so you could be a nutjob in the making... Since I really don't KNOW you that well, you'll have to prove to me you're a nutjob. actually 3 times. The first was when you had about 26 jumps just a little jumper If you look at some of the pics in chiquita file you will see i a mreally normal Um... Was I drunk the first time? The first time I met you, you were doing video for my SCR at SkyFest. At least I THOUGHT that was the first time I met you. The next time was at The Farm when I did my nekkid tandem. You sure it was me? Maybe I'm the nutjob for not remembering? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

from what I understand, ever since he got caught up on that crane by that police officer, his embarrassment tolerance level went way up. You forgot to mention the purple leotard he was wearing at the time... Oh, and don't forget the tiara either. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I'd say you're safe... But, I've only met you twice, so you could be a nutjob in the making... Since I really don't KNOW you that well, you'll have to prove to me you're a nutjob. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

OK... Well, I noticed the fucktard that tried to run my ass off STILL hasn't posted... Will the real slim fucktard, please stand up, please stand up, please stand up... Go ahead and out yourself buddy... If you don't, maybe I will. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

You don't have boobies, I do... but, but... um... I have a penis... ya, I guess I see your point. A man's penis is not anywhere near as beautiful as my boobies... Even if it does belong to you. True, but it's still fun to play with Is that a threat or a promise? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Yes, turkey with mayo and spicy mustard, lettuce, tomato, and a dah of black pepper... Just admit it Gonzo... You're a loser. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Beer pong? Just so long as I don't turn out anything like the poor sap in THIS THREAD! Strip poker... I'll beat your ass... Once it's nekkid. Oh, and you'll lose at air hockey, too. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I'll buy ya some when you're here in Texas. I'll get ya drunk and take advantage of you. Damn it! For the last time, I don't care how drunk I get, I never lose at air hockey! Air hockey is not what you'll be losing at... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

You don't have boobies, I do... but, but... um... I have a penis... ya, I guess I see your point. A man's penis is not anywhere near as beautiful as my boobies... Even if it does belong to you. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I'll buy ya some when you're here in Texas. I'll get ya drunk and take advantage of you. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself