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I'm kind of one of them. I'm moving to PHX this weekend from Texas. I should be there Saturday afternoon if all goes well. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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My skydiving partner was afraid of the door all through his AF/coaching. I remember one afternoon as he was doing a coaching jump, the instructor and him were outside the door. As the instructor was nodding yes, Mike (my bud) kept nodding no. Finally the instructor just took his hand off the bar and pulled Mike from the plane... After 65 jumps, he still has issues with that door... Welcome to the forums. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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That's what I've thought for the past 11 years. It's OK now. I've got myself the car of my dreams now (even though it's a piece of shit), and I don't speed. That whole accident thing scarred me for life. The story didn't end with the tree. It was the angel that picked me up at 1:30 in the morning AFTER hitting the deer, flipping, and hitting the tree. But, that may be another story in itself... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Well, I was 17 and a new driver so my parents could have had something to do with it... Not wanting their rates to go up, but they said the insurance company told them they couldn't give me what the car was worth, and it would fall under the unisured motorist section, yadda, yadda, yadda. To make a long story short, I paid for that car in full even though after hitting the deer, it flipped once, and came to a stop by hitting a tree, making it completely useless (totalled beyond recognition). It helped a little when some guy bought it for $500 because he said it was good for scrap metal... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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If someone has the 'stupid' sign, I have someone to give it to.
sharimcm replied to Muenkel's topic in The Bonfire
Did the appliances ever come?? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself -
I don't speed anyway. After hitting a deer going 80+, totalling a car that I only had for three weeks, and the insurance wouldn't pay for it... I slowed down, and never had a lead foot after that. I hate deer... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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With me being an ex-SSM jumper, that is correct. DO NOT speed through Martindale. As a group of us made our way to San Marcos after a long day of jumping, an also ex-jumper was pulled over for going 59 in the 55 zone (right where it changes from 60 to 55). She cried her way out of it, but they will pull you over for 1 mile over the speed limit if they could. Martindale is a known speed trap. But, Martindale is not the reason I stopped jumping there. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Amen. Same here... Oh wait, we live and jump in the same place.
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No, I won't be there. I'm moving to Phoenix this weekend and the next, and the next and have that whole "new job" thing I have to do.. Maybe next time?? Who knows, *maybe* I can get to Atlanta for the Halloweenie Boogie. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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So, really...who was topless? The observer or the observee? Ahhh...it was probably you that was topless....I still have sweet dreams of your naked tandem at The Farm....Oh, and of having the priveledge of sitting behind you on your SCR at Skyfest....such warmth radiating into me...uh....'scuse me, back in 10. Like when have *I* been afraid to show off my beautiful beauties?? You know, DZ memories still has some pics of that naked tandem landing, AND, there's still some pics posted. So, when you get back from cleaning up, you can look it up. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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1:0:0 I was sick with bronchitis this weekend, so I didn't get in the air... Well, I did get in the air, but I didn't jump out of any planes. Went up on an topless observer flight though. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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When will you be there? You know, Vegas is only 5 hours away from where I will be living. The first thing I'm gonna do when I get there is drive to Vegas so I know the route! I LOVE Vegas! Have fun, and only take what you can lose. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Actually, it was two fly-bys, with a topless co-pilot.. That pilot's only nuts when he's got me next to him... I have that effect on some people. Edited to add - Thank you Todd and Kathy for a great time. Yes, I was only there for a couple of hours because I was SICK all weekend, but y'all are still the best, regardless of my mental or physical health . "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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First of all it's raining... Second is I came home from AZ with bronchitis, and my head STILL feels like it's going to explode. Third, I'm unemployed, and should really save my money for things like my car payment. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Yeah.. I realized it was going to be slow. I was out there on Thursday, and decided to come back on Monday thinking it would be busier since it was Labor Day. But, the only four people who actually said hello to me (after I said it first) the few hours I was there was a visitor from New Mexico (he was doing the tunnel), a visitor from Israel (experienced jumper), Phil (instructor) and Kyle (packer). Kinda bummed me out. I guess I'm used to Texas' hospitality. But, like I said, I'll try to get out there one more time to give it another go. Three times a charm, right? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Well, this is Eloy we're talking about. The last time I was there, which was last week to be exact, not ONE person introduced themselves or even wanted to say hello. I TRIED to talk to a few and they turned their backs on me... So, after the love I got from them last week, I think I'll take 18 hours to drive the drive. I'm in no rush to get back in the air over Eloy. But, yes... I am a true skydiver, so I am going to be looking for DZs on my way... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I'm supposed to be moving to AZ that weekend, so I'll see if I can get there for at least Sunday. I'll be driving out of Texas Friday morning and staying at a rest stop on the way if I can't make it the 18 hours all in one day. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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They probably wouldn't, but I'd know of some contestants that would probably win... Not naming names though... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I'm 59% pure... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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You can lick it, just not lick it off. Spent too much time, money and pain to let it go to waste. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Here it is... A pic of my new addition.
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Bad, bad news... Seems the massage therapist has come down with some kind of illness they call bronchitis... I guess I brought it back from AZ. I will TRY to make it if my head doesn't explode between now and then. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I am a ladybug lover, so I had the artist draw a ladybug under canopy. I'll post pics when I get home. I'm in Phoenix at the moment, but flying home in just a few hours. I just don't see sitting through that much pain again... Especially the canopy! Oh, it's also on my lower back... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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2:0:0 Went to Eloy twice to try to "make friends" but no one wanted to talk. I left unhappy looking for a new home DZ. No jumps either... This weekend sucked. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I got my first tat on Friday, and I have to say, I have no clue why people say they are addictive. After sitting in agony for an hour letting someone permanently mark-up a various parts of your body doesn't seem too addictive to me. I have no inclination at this time to get another, but then again it's only been a few days. It's still sensitive and scabbing so it looks gross... Why?? Are they really that addicting? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself