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When I was jumping out of a 182, I used to try to take a nap... Otherwise I'd be sitting there wondering what everyone else is thinking... Now that I jump out of a Caravan, I don't have time to do much but take my helmet off and put it back on at altitude. Awesome! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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What up G dog? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Amen to that. I have a stack of invoices sitting in front of me... I'd rather sit and stare at them then actually do it... I'm bored. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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1. Whats your name? Shari 2. How old are you? 28 3. Why did you decide to start jumping out of airplanes? I always wanted to do it once, but my friend wanted to do it more and helped me pay for AFF just so I could jump with him solo.
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I'm glad my parents will never read this... My poor father... My parents were on their way to Las Vegas to see Siegfried and Roy one day before the "accident", and of course do some gambling. They went to go pick up their tickets not knowing what had happened the night before. They went to the Mirage to go pick up their tickets at will call. The lady at the box office just said, "I'm sorry but the shows have been cancelled indefinitely. Would you like a refund or tickets to something else?" My dad being the way he is looked at the woman and jokingly asked, "Why, did someone get eaten by a tiger?" Oops. Yeah, I am related to him by blood too... Sad. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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They're all saving their partying for Atlanta... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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1:1:0 One more week until I get my rig back (hopefully sooner). One clear and pull through the clouds. Woulda, coulda been more if I wanted to pay for a rental. No beer, but I drank enough. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I WAS at work... Hey, I'm only 33 cents short now. I still have two weeks, so chill out. And, was I the hot brunette with attitude you were looking for? Or, did you find her earlier? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I just PMed ya something... It BETTER be interesting... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Good idea! I'm sure the bus will be just as fun as the clubs! At least we can have video on the bus! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I could say that I just got invited to my 10-year class reunion... Would that make you feel any better? I don't plan on going either. There's no one I want to see anyhow... And, you're not getting old, just more experienced. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Can't wait to meet ya! Glad to hear you made it back safely! We'll see you soon... enough...
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Event at Skydive the Farm Aug 19-21!!
sharimcm replied to Thanatos340's topic in Events & Places to Jump
Depending on when you come in, I can sweep you away from the airport and take ya back. I'm flying in Friday (11:06 arrival time) and flying out Sunday (something like 4:27). "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself -
You have that problem too?!?! Sucks to have a job like that, huh? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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No worries--you're MY kind of psychotic! Walt I like the way you talk... er write... my hot bread man! I'm PSYCHO!! Woohoo! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Yeah, and since I read/write in the forums at work more than home, people think I'm even more psychotic than I really am... Thanks. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Will you help me apply? Oh wait... Hackb said he'll do it with his tongue... Wow.. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Mostly Lambchop... My mother named me after Shari Lewis and Lambchop, so people in school (back then) just called me Lambchop. At work (these days) they call me Splat (the safety director thinks I'm crazy for skydiving), Hippie-Chick, or Woodstock. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Hmm... If that were the case, I guess I'll just stay naked then. If we were to play blackjack, I'd be all over that... I'm a dealer in my part-time life. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I can always teach them that. Not a Requirement. Edit: Actually I prefer that they have no idea how to play the game. Much more fun for me that way!! But, would you really teach me how to play or are you just going to let me strip down naked? I WILL be in Atlanta in just a couple of weeks. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Hey, you better watch out then. I'm sure I'll be getting smashed in Atlanta! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I'm looking! I'm looking! Get me drunk, and that'll help, I'm sure. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Highly agreed. I used to date non-skydivers, then I gave up dating... Short meaningless relationships are the way to go, unless you find "the one". "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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And we'll all be picking him up... off the floor... in just a couple of short weeks. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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The article didn't mention she had her rig on... But, I agree with Jenn, she was going for her A. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself