sharimcm

I did my buy three get one free bungee in Vegas. All I told them was, "tie me up, get me wet, and I'll do exactly what I'm told." I had all the guys going there! Don't know what happened to my pics though. I seriously think me ex deleted them all and threw all my back-up cd's away... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I want to: 1. Jump out of a hot air balloon (with my rig of couse) 2. Take a helicopter ride, or jump out of one 3. Visit all of the 50 states at least once 4. Get a job that really satisfies me, or win the lottery if that's impossible 5. Live life to its fullest...

Well, let's see, last year I: 1. Got my "A" license 2. Visited Niagara Falls, Canada 3. Swam with the manatees in FL I think that's it... Boring life, huh? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Not a really odd story, but a friend of mine bought his son-in-law his second tandem just this past weekend. When they landed, Adam (the son-in-law) immediately took off his jumpsuit. When he got back to the hangar, we found out why... When the main was pulled, up came his eggs and coffee... It sounds gross, but it was too funny... I'm sure it happens all the time. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I've done all of the above... I usually party hop to get food, charge what I can, and used my savings for my rig... Now I have a second job to fund my habit. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I'm still a virgin... Oh, and Santa is real too.. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Subject: Work vs Prison Just in case you ever got the two mixed up. This should make things a bit more clear. IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. AT WORK...you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle. IN PRISON...you get three meals a day. AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it. IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior. AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior. IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself. IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games. AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games. IN PRISON...you get your own toilet. AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat. IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit. AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family. IN PRISON...all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required. AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners. IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out. AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars. IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens. AT WORK...they are called managers. Now, get back to work! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

If I only knew BEFORE I bought that ticket. Damnit! I'm always left in the dark about those kinds of things... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 6 year old. "I think it's about time we started cussing." The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with 'hell' and you say something with 'ass'." The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm. When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can just stay there until I let you out!" She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?" "I don't know " he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios." "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Sorry, but I just bought a plane ticket to get to Atlanta. I can't help ya out there. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Happened to me with my Chrysler Sebring, and no I will never buy a Chrysler again... I took it to the dealership and they wanted $700 to fix it! BUT, they did secure it in the "up" position for me for free. I just can't wind it down ever again unless I get it fixed... Cheapest work so far is $625 to fix it... Good luck. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly. "Quick," said the woman to her lover, "into the closet!" She bundled him in the closet stark naked. The husband, however, became suspicious and after a search of the bedroom discovered the man in the closet. "Who are you?" he asked him. "I'm an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone," said the exterminator. "What are you doing in there?" the husband asked. "I'm investigating a complaint about an infestation of moths," the man replied. "And where are your clothes?" asked the husband. The man looked down at himself and said, "Those little bastards." "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

August 19-21 - in ATL of course...

Last time I called in sick, I watched Office Space... Thought it was the closest to working I was going to do that day! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

She had 15... She needed 37 like the other guy... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I appreciate a question like this... I am flying with my rig in less than month, and was wondering what steps I needed to take! I just hope the Vigil has an airport card like the Cypres does! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

during the day I'll be jumping my ass off. Well, since *I* personally don't know if you have a cute ass, you may want to clear that thru your SO... Maybe jump the day away, but don't jump your ass off... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Me either! I've left all the organizing up to jumpergirl... and Thanatos340... and everyone else BUT me... I'm just going to be there. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

With some of the girls having low jump numbers, we really want to leave the load organization up to someone with a lot more experience... BTW... Jamie is organizing the lingerie dives (I am only keeping the list of names and helping her with jump numbers).... I have Jamie working on the SCR as well (e-mailed her last nite regarding it). I'm one of those will low jump numbers. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

And the girls thank you! We're going to try to set up an all chick lingerie SCR for lisamariewillbe... Who's in? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I vote for both also! BOTH!! BOTH!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

No worries.............there's plenty of me to satisfy ALL the girls. You just have to talk my SO into sharing. Do I have to? I think I said PLEASE!!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

Yeah.................what's up with that? At least she directed that towards you and not me...

I've gotcha numbered! LOL!! Stay sober? That sux. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

I might as well just get nekkid when my plane lands in Atlanta... I know it's definately going to be me... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself