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  1. sharimcm
    Ramen noodles are more fun! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  2. sharimcm
    I was just speaking from past experiences. I said nothing at the time... I didn't want to hurt his itty bitty ego or itty bitty anything else for that matter. Although, if I were wanting to be a bitch, I should/could have. And yes, I've had much bigger that him... Deal with it. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  3. sharimcm
    If during sex he asks stupid questions like, "Am I big enough for you?," mention your ex was bigger and better... Ignore him, and if he finally asks why, tell him he should already know the answer, and he'd be stupid if he didn't know (previous experience, and there was a VALID reason) You can do the ignore trick if if he didn't do anything wrong... If you're in a relationship, just start hanging out at the DZ more. When you go home, talk about all the drunk skydivers who want to get in your pants. Then start talking about relationship stuff. Tell him you think you might want to break up, but you're not sure yet... They hate that. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  4. sharimcm
    Hmm.. Sounds like she MIGHT like to get to know you... Informal lunch or drinks. The worst thing that can happen is she could say no... Right? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  5. sharimcm
    I think the basket thing is a little too much... You don't want to creep her out... Do you even know if she's single? Any rings on her fingers? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  6. sharimcm
    No flowers right now. Maybe ask her for informal lunch. That's what my buddy did... He's now married to her. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  7. sharimcm
    I took about 4 months off after my first AFF jump after breaking my big toe. Yeah, they told me to flare AFTER I was on the ground. Then, I took 4 months off again after my first SCR attempt (I didn't get it either). I came down and landed hard causing hematoma of the leg (bruised bone). Then, my jump buddy broke his ankle in four places after doing a low hook turn, and I waited out 3 months for him to recover. I guess that's the reason I only have 50 jumps and I've been in the sport two years... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  8. sharimcm
    OMG! What a dumb ass! Literally... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  9. sharimcm
    But, sometime's I like people to suck... Face to face... Wait, that didn't sound right. Or, did it? Oh, I don't know... I'll be there anyway... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  10. sharimcm
    Yeah, cavers are almost exactly like skydivers when it comes to extra-cirricular activities... You know, the drinking, partying, drinking, partying, Ramen noodle wrestling... I'm one step closer to the pics. I found the hard copy, but not the CD. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  11. sharimcm
    I'm getting to it... I'm still looking for that damn CD with the naked Ramen noodle wrestling on it first. Grrr... I *THOUGHT* it was in my car... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  12. sharimcm
    I'll look for the CD tonight. The body is a beautiful thing... If you got it, flaunt it. You're just jealous you weren't the photographer... Yeah, I'd have a thing for Jello J if I had enuff jello shots! I'd have a thing for anyone at that point! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  13. sharimcm
    I'll have to dig them up... I would post for all to see... I'm not afraid.. I mean hell, just look at my avatar! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  14. sharimcm
    I do have the pics! And, apparently, there was video taken too... Altho, I haven't seen it appear on the internet yet... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  15. sharimcm
    It was a kiddie pool filled almost to the brim of cooked Ramen noodles. After I put my sports bra back on, and tried to take it off the next day, I heard it crack... I had Ramen noodles coming out of places I didn't know was possible to get anything in to! Maybe we should start this at one of the boogies... Cavers have been doing it at their conventions for years obviously. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  16. sharimcm
    Nah, I was naked Ramen noodle wrestling with a naked caver guy... Wasn't too bad looking either. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  17. sharimcm
    Is naked Ramen noodle wrestling dumb, or just kinky? That's what happened when I drank two pitchers of pina coladas by myself... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  18. sharimcm
    Is that a threat, a promise, or both? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  19. sharimcm
    maybe that has something to do with the LSD that I put in my coffee this morning. _______________________________________________ I want some of what she's having! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  20. sharimcm
    I guess I don't handle stress well. The pics just hurt my eyes to look at! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  21. sharimcm
    I've heard I'm supposed to meet you Jake... One day I'll be the mystery girl! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  22. sharimcm
    From the back, from the front, up and down, side to side, barrell rolls, front loops, back loops, in the sky, on the ground, in mid-flight (mile-high club)... Did I cover enough? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  23. sharimcm
    You're right... Sometimes it's better to be on the bottom... We'll figure it out when I get there. Just as long as I am on THE list. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  24. sharimcm
    ME! PICK ME!! ME!! PICK ME!! I want to be on the list! And since I'm driving 14 hours to get to Atlanta, I should be on the top! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
  25. sharimcm
    I'll just have to bring everything and maybe I'll let the guys pick... And, I'm sure there will be more that one video guy wanting to jump with us! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself