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FBI finds another way around those pesky search warrants
BIGUN replied to ryoder's topic in Speakers Corner
Authorities later used the videos to obtain a warrant to arrest the men. A former federal prosecutor, Mark Rasch, said the ploy probably will not stand up in court. Ridiculous tactic. Talk about "Groupthink." The only thing missing was a "Here, hold my beer; watch this." Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. -
While I cannot vest too much time in researching your request... SunTzu was more about strategy & tactics. My next thought was perhaps Clausewitz, but the more I think about it; that sounds more like Patton on span of control. Sorry, I can't find the exact quote you're looking for... but you might GoogleFu some of Patton's quotes. Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard.
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Morning, Jerry... some one-liners I received this morning. What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan What is a Yankee? The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.. What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ? The position of the dirt bag Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it. What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? Doughnuts Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any. What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever. What do attorneys use for birth control? Their personalities. What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? 10 years and 45 lbs What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband? 45 minutes What's the fastest way to a man's heart? Through his chest with a sharp knife Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't stand criticism. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex? Because they have cotton balls. What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside. What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? "Are you sure it's mine?" Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex? Mace will do that to you. Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia ? Everyone has the same DNA.. Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays? Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it. Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A different bar. Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a blonde baby? They named him "Sum Ting Wong" What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A speech impediment What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe". How do you get a sweet 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*! What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time ..." - A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this s**t.... Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard.
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Politics is a dirty partisan business sometimes
BIGUN replied to BillyVance's topic in Speakers Corner
Given the choice of being a plumber or a politician; I'd choose plumber. At last that way, I know I'm going to be in deep shit on occasion and can be prepared for it. Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. -
No. I don't think it's a partisan issue. Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard.
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~ Nine Essential Thoughts To Ponder ~ Number 9 - Death is the number 1 killer in the world. Number 8 - Life is sexually transmitted. Number 7 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 6 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny, and they can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich. Number 5 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years. Number 4 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing. Number 3 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal. Number 1 - Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard.
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Wow. 75% of your affiliation distrust the Rush Limbaugh Show. How un-American!!! He's the Burning Bush of all things republican and sheds light on all the evils of you left wing radicals. Just ask him. Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard.
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You had to go back to the 1600's to find that young earth proposition? Shouldn't you also give credit to the "Professor" in the 1800's who dispelled that myth based on the advancement of science over the previous 200 years? C'mon. You can play better hardball than that. ETA: Whoops - Bonfire. Dammit. Now I gots to say something witty. Ummm... so, the earth is only a year older than you? Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard.
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Advice on core strengtening exercises?
BIGUN replied to gunsmokex's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Oh yeah? I have 4 kids. I know you guys got way more practice than that. You saying he got lots of tunnel time before diving the plan. Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. -
Advice on core strengtening exercises?
BIGUN replied to gunsmokex's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
You went to the wrong place. -
Sounds pretty intentional to me. I either get the fuck out or die.
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Women were created from the rib of man to be beside him, not from his head to top him, nor from his feet to be trampled by him, but from under his arm to be protected by him and near to his heart to be loved by him. An omnipotent being could do all of that (and more) without needing a rib. Yeah, but how much pussy would he get for saying something like that. Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard.
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Women were created from the rib of man to be beside him, not from his head to top him, nor from his feet to be trampled by him, but from under his arm to be protected by him and near to his heart to be loved by him. Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard.
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You ever find yourself meandering through the suggestions on the right side of YouTube until you get so deep that you have that, "How the fuck did I wind up here" moment and know its time to get off the 'puter. ? Came across one recommended "Pranks Gone Wrong in the Ghetto" video. Do skinny white kids think that brothers in the hood are going to quit pummeling the shit out of you because you holler out, "It's a prank, Dude!!!!?" Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard.
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Advice on core strengtening exercises?
BIGUN replied to gunsmokex's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
This one exercise should get it. Arms, back, core, legs. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ph8WNyMnyc ETA: Get to where you can do 50 reps MAGGOT!!! Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. -
Tunnel time, definitely. You have no idea how fortunate this next generation of skydivers is to have such a training tool. Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard.
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A woman willing... is gold. Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard.
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Of course, that's what politicians do. It does not, however, negate the FACT that historical analysis since WWII shows no correlation of deficits with Congress, and a fairly strong correlation with the party of the President. No Republican president since Nixon has reduced the deficit as a % of GDP. No Dem president since LBJ has increased the deficit as a % of GDP. And on a % increase in debt basis the biggest offender of all was St. Ronald Reagan. who tripled it. An offense - yes. But less than 1% difference between his worst year and 2008. Now, we can take sides and reflect on the past -OR- we can work together to fix the future. How do we work together to do that? Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard.
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This. I agree. Despite Bigun's encouraging personal anecdote of his lawyer (an out of state one at that!) getting his ticket to disappear, truth be told, these days that really doesn't happen very often at all, absent a convenient convergence of connection and corruption. 19 over, clearly guilty, and you can avoid the conviction, points and insurance up-tick by attending traffic school? Many states don't offer such a clean get-away with a speeding offense. It's a no-brainer. Different story... I wasn't speeding. Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard.
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Sorry, but both sides are playing a shell game and posturing for the elections. The fact of the matter is; when you kick over billions of dollars of new debt to the next fiscal year (Oct 1); the deficit will decline sharply in the previous month. In reality, the US borrowed 121% more to cover the fiscal deficit. WE still borrowed 52% more than CBO’s deficit projection and the Fed has been the enabler. Since 2002, OUR government borrowed $12 trillion of the now 17 trillion dollar debt. Two-thirds of the total debt outstanding. Since 2008, the government borrowed $8.8 trillion - about half of the total debt outstanding. All hail the deficit; but the debt is the real demon. During the upcoming elections one side will posture over the shrinking deficit; the other - the growing debt. And, those who vote will vote against what they "believe" is the greater demon. WE better get our shit together and work together on both ends of the debt and deficit. Oops, I made an oxymoron - "work together." Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard.
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See, therein lies the problem. They forgot their roots. if it weren't for Oklahoma Cowboys, they might not exist. I coulda been some 3rd cousin twice removed thing. Personally, I think it was a rental car "thing." Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard.
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Most jurisdictions have a MIN MAX speed limit which directly correspond to the lane number. Flow of traffic is usually the Number 2 Lane with MAX in the number 1 lane and MIN in the number 3 lane. Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard.
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Please read this: http://parachutehistory.com/malfunctions/intow.html Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard.
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I was in California about 20 years ago on some highway just north of LA. Officer hits the lights and I check my speed limit and its right on the needle. So, I'm thinking "equipment something." He pulls me over and cites me for - impeding the flow of traffic. I explain that I'm in the right lane doing the speed limit People are flying past me and I'm getting a ticket. He replies, "Yes Sir, in California you have to go with the flow of the traffic." But the signs say, "Speed Limit?" Yes Sir, they do. And, that conversation was pretty much over. Came back to Oklahoma - went and saw an attorney. He did some magic and it disappeared. Still scratch my head over that one. Is that still the case in California? Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard.
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Can your student get their feet up for landing?
BIGUN replied to k2skydiver's topic in Tandem Skydiving
^This. But I also had the local rigger sew leg grips on the student tandem suits, so they they could pull their legs up with their hands. Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard.