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But I'm sure it would make quite an impression and everyone would remember him years to come.... Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

before she...... Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

I think you should go wearing a nice pair of green, wide wale cords and a really cute Christmas sweater!!! Something with a big christmas tree or presents on it, maybe even a few jingly bells sewn on for good measure. Bwwwwaaaaaaaaah!! Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

Anything for a fellow horsemen.... Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

Grab a fist full of..... Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

Yeah, joke #1, I thought of you right away..... Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

Joke #1 The Horth Whithperer A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse. His buddy asks, "How will I recognize him?" That's easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment." So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse. "A female horth." So he shows him a prized filly. "Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth"? So the guy picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once over. "Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth"? So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears. "Nith earzth, can I see her mouf"? The rancher is gettin' pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth. "Nice mouf, can I see her twat"? Totally mad as fire at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms and rams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's twat, pulls him out and slams him on the ground. The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing. "Perhapth I should rephrase that; Can I thee her wun awound a widdle bit"? Joke #2 Montana Style Survivor > >Due to the popularity of the Survivor's shows, Central Montana is planning to do its own, titled "Survivor - Montana Style." > >The contestants will start in Billings, travel over to Bozeman and on to Butte. Then they will head north to Helena, Great Falls, Conrad and Shelby. From there they will proceed east on to Havre and Malta. Then they will go south to Grassrange and Roundup and the final leg will be back to Billings. > > Each will be driving a pink Volvo with California license plates and a large bumper sticker that reads: > > "I'm gay. I'm a Vegetarian. Beer is harmful to Your health. Republicans suck. Hillary in 2008. > Deer hunting is murder, and I'm here to confiscate your guns." > > The first one that makes it back to Billings alive wins. Good luck to all contestants. Joke #3 Tim had been in the liquor business for 25 years. Finally, sick of the stress, he quit his job and bought 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as possible. He saw the postman once a week and got groceries once a month. Otherwise, it was total peace and quiet. After about six months of almost total isolation, someone knocked on his door. He opened it and a huge, bearded man was standing there. "Name's Matt , your neighbor from forty miles up the road. Having a Christmas party Friday night...thought you might like to come. About 5:00." "Great", says Tim , "after six months out here I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thank you." As Matt left, he stopped. "Gotta warn you......be some drinkin'." "Not a problem" says Tim . "After 25 years in the business, I can drink with the best of 'em." Again, the big man started to leave and stopped. "More'n' likely gonna be some fightin', too." "Well, I get along with people; I'll be all right. I'll be there Thanks again." "More'n likely be some wild sex, too!" "Now that's really not a problem," says Tim , warming to the idea. "I've been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there. By the way, what should I wear?" "Don't much matter ..... Just gonna be the two of us." Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

Oooooh I totally feel his pain. Been there done that. There are one or two fuckers that i would like to get my hands on too. Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

No NOT compare......"such as" "for instance", would be more like it. Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

hey...its ok.... Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

OH NO!!!! NOT Sandra Bullock!!!!! She is ONE of my all time favorite actresses!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jessica Simpson....yeah most defiantly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

Do a goggle search on Queen, they have a website for this concert. He's playing and I believe producing the concert too. Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

No no no silly COCHEESE!!!!!! Trust me when I say...there is no hair EXCEPT for the hair on the top of my head. Its long and it makes up for what maybe lacking in other areas!! Heheheheheheheeeee Told ya I'm in rare form! NOW stick with the story line!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

Yeah and Roger Waters is behind it......he's a genius. Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

I totally understand....time being of the essence these days. I tend to look for recipes that don't include alot of ingredients, but also sound unique, like those Cool Whip cookies. Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

With that said, The Rack handed me, Cocheese, a razor and stated..."no hairy chests are allowed in the Pink Mafia, you want me to do the honors?" Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

good concert to see? Queen is coming to town. I guess without Freddie its really not the same, just like INXS isn't the same either... Damn I wish I was born sooner...........(no...I take that back, but you know what i mean.) Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

Talk about thinking "big". Way to go! Everyone would benefit from that, Tom Cruise would be happy too. (just teasing, of course) Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

Kinda on the subject but not really..... One of my FAVORITE show on the BBC is Absolutely Fabulous (though they are reruns now, the show is no longer produced). Though I have to admit, now that I have watched it for a number of years I get what they are saying totally. Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

Though I'm sure Clay would be able to tell ya how to do it. Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

"Well why not", I said to The Rack, "but I refuse to wear any spandex!" Just then she handed me these.... Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

Its that time of year and here are two new ones I am trying..people are "swearing" by these recipes so I'm willing to give it a go....though nothing compares to my dear ol' mom's sugar cookie recipe, handed down from generation to generation. feel free to keep the thread going by adding your favorite recipes. COOL WHIP COOKIES (these sound really neat) 1 box chocolate cake mix 2 cups Cool Whip 1 large egg Powdered sugar Mix together the cake mix, Cool Whip, and egg. Roll a spoonful of dough in powdered sugar and place on cookie sheet. Bake at 350 degrees for 7 to 8 minutes. and if you live in the south, you have heard of this type of cake, found a recipe to turn them into cookies using a cake mix. My sister in Philly has never heard of Red Velvet and I didn't until I moved into the deep south. Red Velvet Cookies by Anita Bautsch This red velvet cookie is so easy to make and is great to serve any time, but especially for holidays like Valentine's Day, Fourth of July, and Christmas. Serve them plain or with the cream cheese frosting. 1 Box Duncan Hines Red Velvet Cake Mix 2 eggs 1/3 cup oil Mix all ingredients together. This will make a cookie dough. Roll into balls and place on a lightly greased cookie sheet. Flatten down slightly (depending on the thickness you desire). Bake at 375° until the tops crackle (about 8-10 minutes) or until desired doneness. Cool and then frost with basic... Cream Cheese Frosting 1 8 ounce package cream cheese -- softened 1/4 cup stick margarine or butter -- softened 2 teaspoons milk 1 teaspoon vanilla 4 cups powdered sugar Beat cream cheese, margarine, milk and vanilla in medium bowl with electric mixer on low speed until smooth. Gradually beat in powdered sugar on low speed, 1 cup at a time, until smooth and spreadable. Frosts one 13 × 9-inch cake generously, or fills and frosts one 8- or 9-inch two-layer cake. Refrigerate any remaining frosting. Chocolate Cream Cheese Frosting: Add 2 ounces unsweetened baking chocolate, melted and cooled, with the margarine. Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

Instead of Daisy you could rename is Lorena!! Bwaaahhhhhhhhhhh...I'm in rare form today!!! Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

You may shoot more then you eye out!! Bwaaaaaaaaah!!! Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

The gift that keeps on giving...and see...we all get alittle something out of the deal!!! WooHoo!! Kill two birds with one stone..or somethin' like that! Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.