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I wonder what it says when you play it backwards, LOL -Jason

congrats dude! way to go!

Money is Evil! I plan on getting rid of it as soon as i make it, probably get rid of that evil stuff at the dropzone! :-P -Jason

Hey Michele!!!!!! Its so good to hear from you, for a while you dropped off dropzone.com! Glad to see you posting again! And thank you very much!

I have a job! Well, I accepted one anyway. After a month of interviewing and testing, The company decieded to hire me. Not much pay, but enough to pay bills, and start skydiving again! Woohoo! Majorly excited! -Jason

I do the same thing, I always type using correct punctuation and I spell the words outs. My spelling sucks most of the time, but who cares, its in IM, not a paper to be published. -Jason

You don't talk on a cell phone alot with that ear do you? Just checkin. You might want to give that some thought! I use my cell phone like its a house phone and somtimes the whole side of my ear gets hot, and those nextel radio phones, they are the worst. -Jason

So did I, what gives? -Jason

"Never argue with stupid people.They just drag you down 2 their level & beat you with experience" Talk about true! -Jason

This is the one i think of alot "Its my turn to fly, father be with me tonight, I'm right on target, keep the dream alive!" It's my turn to fly, The Urge. its on the Titan AE soundtrack. I love the animation in the movie when they play that song. -Jason

This is the second time this has happened to me. I will explain the first time. About a week ago I had a dream about skydiving. I was at the DZ packing chutes and hanging out. Towards the end of the day the DZO asked me if I wanted to do another AFF level today. I was excited and said sure! So I was going through the L2 dive (Recurrency jump, I didn't pass L3) in my dream and it was sooooooo real. Then it came time to gear up. Well, I go outside to my truck for some unknown reason and I think to myself, its cold. Then BLAM!!! Right then and there in my dream I realized my body was actually cold, so woke up and turned on my electric blanket! I was sooooo mad I didn't get to the jumping part. The second time, last night. I had a similar dream, only this time I got my jump suit on, and then went through the dive flow. Then I put the rig on and did my practice rip cord pull! Then BLAM! It happened again. I realized I had to pee, (I have no idea what arching and peeing have in common, seems to me like arching and sex are very similar!! HIPS OUT!) Anyway. I woke up again, ripped off, and didn’t get to jump! This sucks! The main point being, I haven't jumped since September 22nd 2001. I did my L3 and failed. It’s been so long that I will probably I have been packing chutes to make extra money, but the extra money is for jumping! I really need to get back in the air. I bring my logbook with me every weekend on the off chance I may be able to jump. I have been tempted to charge it on my credit card, but I am trying to get out of debt and not back into it! Thanks for reading! Being ripped off sucks! -Jason

thats pretty cool, too bad its not in ANSI! -Jason

Off the hook! Scary thought, it probably happens!

wow, I am suprised he hasn't posted to this thread yet, its already been 7 hours since the original post! I am shocked! Maybe Anna took his pc away for a while! -Jason

thats a pretty good fake, I remember the Brittany spears death going around the net. Somebody made it look just like CNN, but the URL was really whacked out.

The Original, You'll laugh even harder! http://geijn.lagcity.com/gti/ Cut & paste ppl! -Jason

Hello, Recently I have learned how to pack, yesterday (Saturday) I packed 9 rigs over the course of the day. I am packing for the DZ cause I am broke and need to make extra money. Twords the end of teh day, my hands started to get really dried out, and even parts of my fingers were bleeding a bit from under my cuticle! not bad or anything, but it is enough to make me want to stop. Today I went out and packed 1 rig. then I left. What can I do to toughen my hands up more? I have heard about soaking them in salt water, and just use lotion. Any other tips out there? -Jason

That is kinda strange, I am no rigger, but the first part where he picks it up is lame. He should put some more wait on the container. Whats it weigh, 30 pounds, i bet if he put 130 pounds of weight on the rig the reserve would have come out with a good tug. who knows. once again, i AM NOT a rigger. -Jason

What are you talking about, I post, I am famous, right??? LOL -Jason

Spaceballs, Mel Brooks! Does this mean I get beer? -Jason

5 FLOORS A group of girlfriends on vacation see a five-story hotel with a sign that reads, "For Women Only." Traveling without their boyfriends, they decide to go in. The Doorman, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide, since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside. The only rule is, once you leave a floor you can't return to it." The women talk it over and decide to go for it. They start going up, and on the first floor the sign reads, "All the men here are horrible lovers, but they are sensitive and kind." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor. The sign on the second floor reads, "All the men here are wonderful lovers, but they generally treat women badly." This wasn't going to do, so again they head for the stairs. The friends move up to the third floor where the sign reads, "All the men here are great lovers and sensitive to the needs of women." This was good, but there were still two more floors... So on to the fourth floor. The sign was perfect: "All the men here have perfect builds; are sensitive and attentive to women; are perfect lovers; they are also single, rich and straight." The women seem pleased but they decide that they really must see what the fifth floor has to offer. When they reach the fifth floor, there is a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is simply no way to please a woman."

What you should do, is have a friend (In the US) purchase it for you, Then ship it declared as a gift! That would keep any company involved safe from the authorities! -Jason

We really should ad a "How To like a " forum! And only make it available on Fridays! -Jason

"Remember...Most accidents occur within 5 miles of your home. So, I moved!!!! " That would be home or work! Your comfortable in the areas you know, so your driving is more relaxed and you don't pay as much attention. I have been in 2 accidents, 1 within 2 miles from my house, and the other 4 blocks away from work. I alway wear my seatbelt. And I don't move the car till everyone in it has theirs on! I am stubborn on my motorcycle too! not that there is a seatbelt! But I always good gear! And I insist that my passengers always wear protective clothing, helmet and gloves. Just safer that way! Just because your used to somthing doesn't mean you should become careless. Murphy is out there, waiting!!!!! -Jason

Come on ppl, join us!