rhino

Give me the IP.. I will have a hackfest this evening.. I'll send in the troops... Hack the planet!!!

o.k. let me try.. you bunch or horny toads.. lol 1. Physical attraction or "chemistry" is a must 2. Intellectual attraction behind the pretty eyes "I like smart women", she must be a communicator and capable of handling my directness. Baggage is a no, no. Everyone has some but DAMN.. Some women punish you for other men's mistakes. I can't stand that crap! 3. Good with children and wants "one of our own" MUST.. I love being a Dad. 4. She must be a tad bit on the aggressive side not afraid to make moves. That goes for everything. Confidence is a must. Non-Dramatic is a must. She has to be comfortable in her own shoes. 5. Absolute trust. 6. A great sex life is important. She has to be AT LEAST half as giving in the bedroom as I am. She must be STD free!! MUST! I shouldn't have to initiate sex 80% of the time. The hornier she is the better. lol, 7. It is a major bonus if she skydives. If she doesn't she must understand that I do and telling me "It's me or skydiving" will end the relationship abruptly. 8. This should probably be on the top of the list but hygiene is IMPORTANT. No smellies please.. lol 9. If she can cook half as well as I can that is a plus.. lol 10. That she doesn't break the "I have guy friends" crap on me during the first year of the relationship. You HAD guy friends.. All "most" guy friends are is dicks on reserve, pull the handle and out they come.... lol, to an extent of course. Damn.. 10 was hard as hell.. o.k. maybe 5???

Big and slow.. Sure .. add another 180 lbs to my crossfire2-97.. Loading of like 4.5:1 or something.. Better look for water baby.. lol

You have a masturbation problem?? I hope it isn't what I think it is??

o.k. I'm curious.. What are the top ten things "ANYTHING" that are important to you in a relationship? Don't hold back!!!!!! Maybe your significant other will learn something by your reply?

o.k. this is spurring me to start a thread.. lol

Rule #1.. Women don't want desperate men.. lol

The women of real men that know how to fly head down don't need lube That is what dirt diving is for You have to have a thorough pre-jump routine to get warmed up.

I have a new desktop

Rhino hands the bytch a thousand dollar bill

I couldn't agree more...

I like to just add a little front riser input, bury that leg in the harness and start that long, fast steep spiral.. fun fun!!

I do that ALL THE TIME.. 40+ of the 90 I have on my new crossfire2 have been doing exactly that. I love canopy time.. Try spinning in BOTH directions. lol One thing I DIDN'T like about the wffc is I couldn't pull high once , 41 jumps and not one clear and pull.. Oh well.. It was fun!!

At least their is one specialty jump I haven't made that I might be able to do next year :) cool!!

LUCK L = Labor U = Under C = Correct K = Knowledge

Cool.. Thanks :)

What weekend is the Richmond boogie?

What is next? Naked skydiving with strap on RW grippers?? lol

Uh Huh.. Sure you were.. lol

Online banking rocks!! I go to the web site and push a button and bills get paid. All balances are real time..

You people make it too complicated,. Just make alot of money and don't quiet spend that much.. simple.. "and my account is overdrawn 400$ from the convention" lol Segador cracks Rhino over the head with his blade for not balancing the check book.. lol

LOL Getting a bit heated in a different way.. lol Rhino puts salt peter in everyones food..

ummm..... bwahahahahahahahaha!!! Nothing is wrong with a healthy sex drive, Dove points Rhino to the watering hole and says "help yourself" lol Rhino's Dove awwwwwww....

You said LAID back.. hehe boioioioioioioing!! You still frisky? Frisky and LAID back is a great combination.. lol

Frisky is GOOOOOOOD!!