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Rhino steps in, and walks out.. lol Nothing but love

YOU CANNOT LABEL A PERSONS CANOPY SKILLS BY THE NUMBER OF JUMPS THEY HAVE. I have seen people at 300 jumps outfly the hell out of 2000 jump wonders under canopy. Some people just catch on differently than others. Got it? Ane as far as EXPERIENCE is concerned and not taking short cuts. As an example, my golf swing the day I started playing golf was better than most that play and take lessons for 10 years. I am a natural. That ability can carry into many aspects of life.

hehe.... With a rack like that? Who needs brain cells?? lol

You d man!!!!!!!!!!!!

The rules of life : The Rules....this time by Men. We always hear “the rules” from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note ...these are all numbered “1” ON PURPOSE! 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us bitching about you leaving it down. 1. Birthdays, Valentines and anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again! 1. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it. 1. Saturday = sports. It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Don’t cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you’re stuck with her. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. We don’t remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on a calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand. 1. Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we’d be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress? 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. A headache that last for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. 1. Check your own oil! Please. 1. Anything we said six months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 24 hours. 1. If you won’t dress like the Victoria’s Secret girls, don’t expect us to act like soap opera guys. 1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us. We refuse to answer. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. 1. Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it’s genetic. 1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. 1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we. 1. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends. 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. 1. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing,” we will act like nothing’s wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. 1. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear. 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really. 1. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss monster trucks. 1. You have enough clothes. 1. You have too many shoes. 1. Foreign films are best left to foreigners. (Unless it’s Bruce Lee or some war flick where it doesn’t really matter what the hell they’re saying anyway.) 1. It is neither in your best interest or ours to take the quiz together. No, it doesn’t matter which quiz. 1. BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you. 1. Thank you for reading this; yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know we really don’t mind that, it’s like camping. 1. If you have something you expect me to hear, say it before I leave the room. 1. I’m in shape. ROUND is a shape. ANOTHER The latest ploy to drive the Taliban and Al Queda out of the mountains of Afghanistan is to send in a team of Alabama Special Forces. Billy Bob, Bubba, Boo, Scooter, and Cooter are being sent in with the following information about the Taliban: 1. There is no limit. 2. The season opened last weekend. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don’t like beer, pickup trucks, country music, or Jesus. 5. Some are queer. 6. They don’t like barbecue. 7. They were responsible for Dale Earnhardt’s death. Should be over in just about a week. Don’t you think? ONE MORE Here is a riddle for the intellectually minded. The answer is at the bottom of the page for those who cannot think this one through!! At the exact same time, there are two young men on opposite sides of the earth: One is walking a tight rope between two skyscrapers; The other is getting a blow job from an 85 year old woman. They are each thinking the exact same thing. What are they both thinking? Don't look down.

Thank GOD man.. I am almost happy for you.. Not about the divorce just about not having a kid in the middle..

Drop it.. IT's over.. Shit starters out.. Move on.. lol

You don't have any kids do you. ????

Sorry to hear that man.. I hope everything works out for the better..

Very true.. Andy and I had a talk as well. I was just funnin.. SORRY.. Except to Lummy.. I'm not sorry to Lummy. lol

I don't believe you were involved so their is nothing for you to let go now is their? If I want to poke in good fun I believe that is acceptable. Especially considering Andyman poked at me first Butt out Lummy.. lol

I see what you mean.. Aborts are starting to be just "carves and not so aggressive swoops with tons of extra energy"

Indeed.. I am not Jello shot bitchboy.. LOL My WFFC quote is , "DELETED so people quit whining.. Especially Lummy.. " hehe Rhino grinning

lol I got plenty of toes in thank you.. With all that action in the swoop pond the night the cop showed up I figured I would keep my distance.. lol

Maybe?? LOL

I'd like to see someone land a canopy loaded at 1.9 that way.. HOPE THEY LAND IN THE WATER

I have my dream canopy :) Only difference is it would have my son's face on the bottom , So everytime I swoop he could be with me!!

AWESOME PICTURES!!! I docked on the bytch!! I was in my slot!! Yeagh baby!!

Damn man.. I hope you are o.k.. Rhino

Yes.. HH kicks ass!

That was nice "chic pics".. Vanilla Sky, Seen it. WEIRD movie??

http://www.mirc.com/register.html For those of you that don't have IRC, this will get you started.. I think?

As Dove strokes Rhino's horn Rhino's hoof starts thumping the ground. Rhino is twitterpated Nothing but love for the Dove

Two things... One = Watch what I do not what I say. Words mean nothing, actions mean everything. Two = DO IT NOW! When there is a hill to climb, don't think that waiting will make it smaller!! Rhino

I love you as is boioioioioioioing!! Rhino smooches the Dove again