Skymonkey13

Thank you everyone.

Say you borroewd $10,000. from a Bank at 3.9%, and payed it off at the rate of $250. per month. Now lets say you took a cash advance on a credit card for $10,000. for 3.9% until it was payed off, but instead of just paying the minimum you payed $250. per month. My question is, Would you wind up paying the same amount of interest either way. Or do banks and Credit Card co. have different ways of applying interest rates? I hope i have made myself understandable. Thanks

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Who's mad?

In that pic, the monkey's are under the hat.

Not a bad price either. It's 5 feet tall.

Nice...

I ordered a couple of Monkey hats and they came in the mail today. See what they look like. (attached)

Mine is Biggie Bastard

I think it's funny how the other guy is bent over like he thinks he's next.

Detroit Blows... See attached

A drunk walks out of a bar stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand. A cop on the beat sees him and approaces. "Can I help you sir?" "Yessh! Sssomebody sstole my carrr!" the man replies. The cop asks, "Where was your car the last time you saw it?" "It wasss on the end of hisshh key," the man replies. About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's "personality" hanging out of his fly for all the world to see. He asks the man, "Sir, are you aware that you are exposing yourself?" Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch, and without missing a beat, blurts out, "Well I'll be damned... ...my girlfriend's gone!!"

Sorry about the Caps, it was a copy and paste thing. DURING THE EAST COAST POWER OUTAGE THIS PAST SUMMER, ONLY ONE PARAMEDIC RESPONDED TO THE CALL, THE HOUSE WAS VERY, VERY DARK, SO THE PARAMEDIC ASKED KATELYN, A 3-YEAR-OLD GIRL, TO HOLD A FLASHLIGHT HIGHOVER HER MOMMY SO HE COULD SEE WHILE HE HELPED DELIVER THE BABY. VERY DILIGENTLY KATELYN DID AS SHE WAS ASKED. HEIDI PUSHED AND PUSHED AND AFTER A LITTLE WHILE CONNOR WAS BORN. THE PARAMEDIC LIFTED HIM BY HIS LITTLE FEET AND SPANKED HIM ON HIS BOTTOM. CONNOR BEGAN TO CRY. THE PARAMEDIC THEN THANKED KATELYN FOR HER HELP AND ASKED THE WIDE-EYED 3-YEAR OLD WHAT SHE THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT SHE HAD JUST WITNESSED KATELYN QUICKLY RESPONDED, "HE SHOULDN'T HAVE CRAWLED IN THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE, SMACK HIS ASS AGAIN!" ===================================== "Daddy's Gonna Eat Your Fingers" This one is for all of who: a) have kids b) had kids c) was a kid d) know a kid! As I was packing for my business trip, my 3-year old daughter was havinga wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, she said, "Daddy, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers. Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth an said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers!" pretending to eat them before I rushed out of the room again. When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face. I said, "What's wrong, honey?" She replied, "What happened to my booger?"

I did a search and couldn't find this. Doesn't mean it's not a repost, just means i could't find it. Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this was included with the product information. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help! Thanks, A Troubled User. REPLY: Dear Troubled User: This is a very common problem that men complain about. It is due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is merely a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. hidden operating systems files cause Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0, so nothing is gained. It is impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Some have tried Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than in the original system. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony/Child Support." I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation. Having installed Wife 1.0 myself, I also suggest that you read the entire section regarding 'General Partnership Faults' ! (GPFs.) Your Wife 1.0 does a scan for GPFs during it's monthly program maintenance scan(PMS). You must assume joint responsibility for any faults and problems that occur, regardless of their cause. You will also find that GPFs are cyclical. The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE. Avoid excessive use of C:\YESDEAR because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway. Remember, the system will run smoothly as long as you share the blame for all GPFs. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 (which replaces Burn It 1.0), and Do Bills 4.2. You must, however, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 should this happen. WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system. Best of luck, Tech Support

I have one of the Land Surfers. I learned real fast that you shouldn't wrap the handle loops around your wrist with high winds. Especially if you don't weigh much. When it picks you up off the ground, you can't get your hands out. Mine has slammed me a couple of times.

Good one...

Does anyone know if there is a web site that will take a photo and age it to see what a person would look like alot older? Thanks

The "Boogie Van"

Wind drift indicators, or for static liners, Dope on a Rope.

I was hoping the crowd would start singing, (to the tune of London Bridges) Michaels nose is falling down Falling down Falling down Michaels nose is falling down Too bad Jacko

I think the guy who was booted in week 2, had his fate sealed when he interrupted Trump in the board room on week 1.

Justice is not blind, it's Green.

\ Nice pic.

I remember that one.

And the Kitty's...