Skymonkey13

Those look like Pearls, especially the first one. Cool pics.

Thats strange Michael, nothing like that happened to me. But i have a pop-up blocker. But i never seen any toolbar either.

Boy, Sinker and Yardhippie are on a roll tonight.

My ass has a "Exit Only" "No Admittance" sign on it. And a Padlock...

Oh No, the prison lovin again...can you say Bubba?

Thanks for the invite, but i don't think i could keep up with you two.

You 2 are having way too much fun..lol

No. No. not that kind, Please

I'll bet you can, Chris...

Thanks Deuce, now do you want to come over and turn the lights out after i go to sleep?

OK, i'm setting up here playing on the computor (i'm on the 3rd floor) and i hear a big BOOM. I can tell by the sound that it's right in front of the house. So i think, Oh Sh*t, someone hit my van. I jump up and look out the window and this little MR2 has T-Boned a Paddy Wagon. Knocked the Paddy Wagon to within 2 feet of my van. My first thought was, That's not the right thing to hit (meaning the police vehicle) and about that time the guy backs up and turns right and takes off going the wrong way down a one way street. At first the officer was dazed cause he had glass in his eye, but when the other guy took off the officer tried to go after him. But it had broke his tie rod in half and one wheel was facing straight and the other one looked like he was turning right. He jumps out and gets on his radio. Within 2 minutes there was over a dozen cop cars in front of my house and the police helicoptor was flying overhead. They found the car 2 blocks away but the driver was gone. Before the cops left, one of them told me they had just got a call form the owner saying his car was stolen. (yea, right)so they were on their way to pick him up. During all this time my brother was coming by and he seen all the cop cars in front of the house, and just kept on going, thinking they wre here for me. And my son was coming home too, seen all the cars and says DAMN DAD went off, he thought i had shot my neighbor, who i don't like, so he kept driving. Both my brother and my son met at the bar a block from my house and were trying to call home to see if the coast was clear, but i was outside watching the action so they got no answer. So my son got a cab and had it drive by the house and when he seen me outside without handcuffs he had the driver let him out. Then he calls my brother at the bar and says, It's OK Dad didn't go off, you can come up now. Then he walks down to get his car. Now with most family's, if you drive up and see a lot of police cars in front of your house, you think Oh my God, someone is hurt, and you rush in to see what happened. But with my family, they all head for the hills and say Dad went off.

It reminds me of a James Brown impersonator.

I think thats cute. I would much rather pet that, than even be in the same room as the spider. I'm not afraid of snakes, but spiders and bees scare the hell out of me.

Where are you Ivan? Do we need to get a new board monitor?

Do you mean your "PET", your crazy...

Why do you think the girl had to take the pic? Because i would crawl through a Lions Den Naked with a Pork Chop on my back before i would touch a Spider.

Now, i hesitated to post this because i know the first thing i am going to hear is that this is Photoshopped. And i don't blame you, because i would say the same thing if i didn't know better. "I will swear on my son,s life that this is a actual photo. I have been looking for this pic for years, and i finally found it today by accident. This pic was taken 21 years ago at a feed store in Grove OK. I was there when the pic was taken, but i was to was big of a chickensh*t to get close enough to it. (So yes, a girl took this pic) It was on a 100 pound bag of some kind of dog food, i believe. If you look , you will see that some of these spiders actually have a face. This one looks like he is wearing a cheap wig, with a Go-tee. And i swear this pic is real.

I think it can be a little intimidating when you don't know anyone. Sometimes when you ask someone if they want to do a fun jump, they want to give you the 3rd degree about, how many jumps do you have, and what can you do? I'm like, well, i have a D license, so i think i should be able to do a fun jump. But after you make a jump with someone, they all seem to lighten up.

Waits for Ivan again...

The Penis Song CLICKY NSFW

Waits, for Crazy Ivan to post the link where this has already been posted. Wake up Ivan, get on the J.O.B.

When i downloaded it, it came up on Real Player but would not play. Keeps saying that it might not be a Mpeg file, but i know it is.

Sky, your new sig line is ...harsh. I do not know if I could ever say that as I am... Sugar and Spice and everything nice... If it really offends you, i will take it out. I promise.

Yea, the cow thing was in KC awhile back. They were all painted with some kind of theme and named to go with that theme. One was painted with all kinds of Elvis stuff and was named Cowvis. They had some pretty funny names. Then they were all auctioned off.