Skymonkey13

It's hard to get past Ivan..

Nope, but with a little reading when it's like 500,003, you could figure it out easily. All of them are date and time stamped. Come to think of it, Sangiro will probably get it. OK, i got ya now.

How will you be able to tell who does get it? It doesn't show what number each post is, does it?

You Go Girl...

Even if something is maintained in every way possible and everything is done correctly and on time. Something can always break. That doesn't make it your fault. If not for the work you performed this could have happened sooner. The only thing i see you may be responsible for , is maybe allowing them to live a little longer. Hang in there Bro, you did good.

Maybe so, but then you would be doing a down winder. ouch

To me, there's only one race, the Human Race Were all people.

Congtatulations...

Sounds like a good deal, to me.

12/20 but i didn't use the play button.

Thats one of them jumping spiders. tony

Clicky

Look it up in the phone book... it's under "County Jails"

Yea, you gotta love em, hell, you can;t shoot em. At least not my mom, she'll wing ya. I have asked my dad to keep an eye on her, but he refuses. He said she threatened to wing him too.

How True, my mistake.

This is a long story, but very crazy. First, let me set this up... my mom is a Saint, in every sense of the word. But she does have her quirks. She is just a old hillbilly from Arkansas (accent included), but she has never had a drink of alcohol, or smoked a cigarette in her life. The only time she was even close to drugs, was when i took her to a Kiss Concert when she was 60, and a guy passed her a joint and she said, "What the hell do i do with this", But that's a entirely different story. But mom is a Bird Nut. Every week i have to take her to the City Market, to the Planters Seed Store and she buys a 100# bag of Bird Seed and a couple of smaller bags of different types. Did i mention, mom does like to curse though? Yea, nothing real bad. Just things like DAMN, SHIT, and her favorite ASSHOLE. Now about 4 months ago i am sitting on the couch watching TV and the phone rings. It's a lady who lives across the alley from my mom. She says "Mike, this is Dorothy, You need to go to your moms house and check on her, she just broke my window" I'm like WTF !!! I said ,"I will be right over" I get there in 5 minutes, run in the house, don't see mom. Run out to the back deck, and there's mom, with a Sling shot and a bag of Jelly Beans. I said "What the hell are you doing, mom" she said, "I'm trying to hit them DAMN Black Birds, their taking all the Red Birds food" I said, well you put all this bird seed out here and then you expect only certain birds to eat it. She looks me right in the face and was serious as hell, and says "The bag says Cardinal Seed". I said, "but mom, the Damn birds don't know that". Then i say, "do you know you broke Dorothy's window?" She said, " hmmm, i don't remember shooting that way, must of been when i tried to get that one when he was flying away ". Well, i take the Sling Shot, and the Jelly Beans, have Dorothy's window replaced and think everything is cool. 2 Weeks later i stop by the house and i find mom on the back deck fumbling with my sons pellet gun. She says "Mike, can you show me how to load this Damn thing?" I said, "What the hell are you doing now?" She explains that she's after them Damn Black Birds again. I said "Mom, you can't be out here shooting a gun at birds" she says "I'm not going to kill em, i'm just going to wing em" i said "mom, you couldn't even hit the garage" and she says (and was serious) "well you load this and get your ass out there in the yard, and i'll show you that i can wing you, asshole" You see, thats when i had to take all the guns out of moms house, even BB guns. I told you she was crazy, but i guess thats what 4 sons and 1 daughter will do yo ya. But i love her to death.

I think twice before taking her to the store. but i love her to death, and me and my brothers have put her through Hell. (When we were younger of course), but still, she is the sharpest tack in the box. I have so many stories about my mom that are funny as Hell..

Yes. No doubt. Dad has gotten wilder as he has aged....and he's nearing 81. Gotta love him! Ciels- Michele God Bless him... I hope mom makes it to at least that age. It seems like you really get to enjoy them more as they get older and crazier.

The best part was after we got home, i was sitting on the porch with her and we were talking to the neighbor. And moms telling her what happened. Then all of a sudden mom says "I'm glad they didn't search me, cuz i was Packin" And the Beer came out of my nose, i almost choked. Now, do you see what i'm dealing with here? Now i'm left with a quandry, do i put her in a home?, or do i take her cruising more often and use her as a bodyguard? Do they all get crazier, the older they get?

You can call them and they will let you know what your number is. It usually takes quite awhile to get it back in the mail.

If she keeps this up i might have to put her in a home. j/k

Last night i took my mom to a grocery store over in Roeland Park, Ks. It's a real small city right in the middle of the metropolitan area. They only have 3 or 4 cops. It was about 9 pm and as we left the store i seen this cop sitting back kinda hidden. Well i pulled out onto the main street and had to stop at a red light.I had all my neons on. This cop pulls right up behind me and hits the blue lights. I know he thought there was probably a bunch of young kids in the van and thought he might be able to find some drugs or alcohol. Anyway, i said SH*T we're getting pulled over mom. Mom says, "How do you know?" and i said because there's a cop right behind us with his lights on. So when the light turned green i drove across the street and stopped. This young cop walks up to my window and says "License and Ins. papers Sir". Then he realizes it's a 50 year man driving and he says "Is this your sons van?" i said no, its mine, he drives a VW. Then he say "Do you have anyone else in there with you?" and shines his flashlight in on my mom. Now mom is 71, and she is kinda crazy like me and she looks at the cop and says "I'm his date, were out cruising" This cop started laughing and handed me back my license and says "Have a good night Sir" and then when he started to walk away he turned back around and said "Make sure you have her home early". My mom got a big kick out of that. And my son thinks i embarrass him To get a better idea of why the cop probably thought it was kids, see attached pics.

Good idea. I thought i was gonna have to come to Arkansas and kick your pansy ass!! Ok, Ok, that explains a lot. Yardhippie, are you from Ark.? What part? I was born in Mt. Home

Did you know that you cannot grow Potato's next to Onions? The Onions get in the Potato's eyes, and the Potato can't see to grow.

Deuce, do you mean Buddha, or Bubba?