skreamer

Look, at least I am into STRAIGHT S&M unlike you two gaylords.... "Look before you jump, don't die until you're dead"

You reckon I'm ugly?? Boy, you should see what I am shagging - the Mistress of Ming. I'm really only doing it out of sympathy of course... "Look before you jump, don't die until you're dead"

Huh? Belief according to who??? You think only *nice* people have the balls to skydive? And what do you think happens when those not so *nice* people become skydivers? They become even bigger twats, thats what happens... You can choose who you jump and hang-out with at the DZ and you can choose which threads to read and respond to over here. But thanks for posting to tell us why you don't post much... Will "Look before you jump, don't die until you're dead"

Hmm, I see unemployment has done wonders for your sense of humour... NOT!!!! "Look before you jump, don't die until you're dead"

LMFAO Nice one Jo! Actually it looks even worse here in London. This country really is the anus end of the world as far as weather is concerned, but damn we drink a mean cup of tea and talk a mean skydive!! Will "Look before you jump, don't die until you're dead"

Well said! Plus it is really fun. In most turbines you can hardly even see the pilot let alone talk to them. You also get that real camaraderie - just the 4 or 5 of you and the pilot. To all those people who give me shit for jumping from the C 206 so often - when the Let can't go up because of cloud and you have the choice of either drinking tea on the ground and bitching about the weather OR doing some low lobs from the Cessna, I know what I'd rather be doing. Then of course there are also the people who say you are just doing it for the jump numbers, its not worth the pack job etc. etc. Well, I do want to (and need to) improve my canopy skills and I do strongly suspect that a lot of those turbine snobs are scared of hop n pops.... Sorry for the long post, but this was something Steve Park (one of my fellow low lobbers) and I were discussing just this past weekend. Anyway, its not a race, I enjoy jumping the Cessna - end of story. Plus I don't turn down Let loads in favour of Cessna loads, but with weather as shit as this country has you don't often have the choice. Will "Look before you jump, don't die until you're dead"

Well, I did consider selling the kid on eBay for jump tickets so I don't think we need to worry about any paternal instincts just yet.... "Look before you jump, don't die until you're dead"

Joy (works in my company's call-centre) asked me to babysit her son Javan for a while. Now apparently Javan needs therapy and my babysitting services are no longer in demand..... (see attached) "Look before you jump, don't die until you're dead"

Dude, you even bother reading that chick tabloid stuff??? Life is too short to read 'Celebrity news'. I heard recently about all the crap Jane Fonda pulled during Vietnam, boy now THERE is somebody in need of a kicking!!! "Look before you jump, don't die until you're dead"

Alex/Emo having a *bit* of a hard time with his vodka/BBQsauce/mayo cocktail...

Vomit buckets waiting at the finish line... "Look before you jump, don't die until you're dead"

Anyway, the rules were roughly hop to the table, down the vodka, hop to a chair at the back of the hangar, put on a helmet, then hop back and under or over the table and back to the start/finish line. The final was waaaaay worse, they had to down the vodka, then hop back and down THIS (see attached : it was vodka mixed with BBQ sauce, mint sauce, mayonaise with pork scratchings stirred into it...) "Look before you jump, don't die until you're dead"

Some more Spacehopper action!!

From Tiggs's stash that he buys somewhere in the Ukraine on his travels (this is lethal stuff) "Look before you jump, don't die until you're dead"

Down a shot of neat vodka. "Look before you jump, don't die until you're dead"

You race to the table. "Look before you jump, don't die until you're dead"

This is the start of a Hinton Spacehopper race "Look before you jump, don't die until you're dead"

Look just because you've been on the receiving end of one is no reason to turn anti-strap-on now, buddy... "Look before you jump, don't die until you're dead"

And how were the parties in the evening? Do you really want to hear about the Spacehopper Races at Hinton???

[snooooooort] [chop][chop][snoooort] OK, I think I can deal with this now : so, mighteth oneth asketh to whometh the strap-on will be attachethed??? [sniff][sniff] "Look before you jump, don't die until you're dead"

Whoah, got into this one a bit late!!! Chick on chick action - is crazymel the girlfriend you are referring to skystorm??? Cool!!!! I only have one thing to add (before I score some of whatever scratch is now sniffing, snorting, smoking, inhaling, injecting etc) : VIDEO!!!!!

Waddayamean???? My skydiving has improved a helluva lot - just take a look at the attached pic taken this past weekend and look how graceful and poised I am.... Will PS 9 jumps (3 from altitude, 6 hop n pops) "Look before you jump, don't die until you're dead"

You are a sick sick man pilotdave.... "Look before you jump, don't die until you're dead"

Dude, I am soooo sorry.... I promise I won't tell anybody at Hinton about you being a homo who wears spunk necklaces....

Or you could wait for Hinton's next multi-plane weekend and jump from a balloon, helicopter, bi-plane and one or two other fixed wing aircraft... "Look before you jump, don't die until you're dead"