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Remi, you bitch, you've been sleeping with your wife again, haven't you?!?!?! This relationship is OVER!!!
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Luckily for you chicks dig scars!
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I was once eating Jelly Tots at the movies. I sneezed. A Jelly Tot flew out my nose. It landed in the hair of the lady in front of me. I didn't tell her. I laughed a lot.
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That's all it took to make you drunk??? Cheap date....
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You guys were referring to this perhaps?
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lol @ Justin! Nice one Pyke! Now don't forget to hug a cloud and become one with the sky....
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That was sweet, uhhh, you got any accompanying pics of a similar theme?
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Justin, you forgot to mention trailer parks!
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Dude, that is the saddest news I've heard in a long time. I hope this condition passes shortly! /s
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Hey wingi, if you're ever down San Antonio way....
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Up my nooooooose....
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Yes, what Ben said (not RemiandKaren, don't listen to him). Also, I'm driving out to Hinton this Saturday morning if you want to come along. /s
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Hi Frank Just ignore FFF, he's being a real *pontificator*! I didn't mean people had to wait until Addict status before contributing something to the pub. Its just that the only one doing any work in there is HH, and thats not really fair. Apart from some people listing their web-sites in there, nobody has really submitted anything. If people would just write a bit about themselves and maybe chuck in some photos too, that would be great. The pub is a great idea, but it'll only work if people start filling it with *stuff*. Cheers /s
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Deodorant?
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When are you guys going to start contributing something for the pub? When it was opened Sangiro asked me to write something. Apparently everybody else would follow suit. None of you have, what's up with that? I am definitely not the only Board Slut, I think we should make it a rule that when you hit Addict status you have to write a bit about yourself for the Pub. In fact I am going to ask HH to make that an official rule : post 700 times and you have to write a bit of a background about yourself for the Pub. Anybody second that motion? /s
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OK, Kevin, he's asking for it... You grab his crutches, I'll grab his woman.
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1. Made his 200th jump last weekend 2. Got his FF1 3. Got his BPA C-license 4. Made 8 (eight) skydives in one day! 5. Him and Ric hardly ever post anymore, I miss abusing them (and their mothers). Nice one dude. So, does this mean your sit-flying is now less shit than when we did my 100th? /s
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I voted for Post Whore, but Slut is good too! Anyway, Sis and Pammi are going to be joining us soon and then this whole veteran neighbourhood is going to go to shit... /s PS glad to see Sad Bastards wasn't one of the options!
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Oh yes, paddy, one of your boys was over visiting this week. His name's Darren O'Conner, launched a cool flower with him and another dude yesterday (Thursday). Tell him I said hi and to stop saying 'shweeeeeet!!!' all the time!!! Will
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Look, bi-plane boy, we already know how much it sucks to be us, OK??? No need to rub it in with your smarmy Hallmark lame disco come-on lines just because you know your chick is going to read it and go all gooey... Sheesh, and as for RemiandKaren and Karen, I have actually met both of them, and believe me (with all respect to RemiandKaren), his wife is a total babe as well. Oh well, back to the whuffo chicks for us I suppose.... (yay)
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Boy, are you going to regret that.....
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Yep, I have to agree, Sebastian is awesome! Their organized outings are really good too, eg bowling, restaurant nights, wind-tunnel etc. Lots of skydivers with thousands of jumps, but really friendly helpful attitudes. And from what I've heard if you really feel the need to biff in and break a leg, the on-call first aid is really good too! (what's your score of broken legs up to Marc??? ) /s
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lol Or how about : Darling, please can I pack your parachute for you? Lets not go out for dinner and a movie, just stay home and shag each other senseless so you can have more money for jump tickets. Please, can we spend all our holidays on drop zones? Titanic is boring, lets rather watch your skydiving movies again!! Sweetie, I got my pilot's license and daddy just gave me an Otter and a brewery.
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OK, you know what Wingi? I'm not sorry about the toothpaste incident anymore, in fact now I wish I had shoved the whole bloody tube up your shnoz, you lucky lucky bastard!!!
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Actually I can see this whole thing back-firing on YOU Sis, because if Pyke is gay, then doesn't that make you the FreakBrother??? Shock horror, Pyke is gay and Freaksis is a man!!! /s PS we launched a 3-way flower from '3 600 this morning (cloud) and it was 14 of the sweeeeetest seconds of skydiving I have ever had!