phatcat
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Dude, they're INLAWS - there not supposed to like you! They know what you're doing with their daughter! If she was my daughter I'd hate you too!
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It is? I must be dense - I didn't see it...
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Cheater!
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If you've seen this already - don't give it away.
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I already gave you my opinion before (the contact behind the eyeball thing). Puttin' shit in your eyeballs just aint right.
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Why choose? Take both!
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You packin'?
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Get more sun. Trust me. Forget all the skin cancer bullshit - people have been out in the sun for thousands of years and you haven't read about them bitching about skin cancer OR acne, have you?
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I got one on the left side of my neck right where my shirt collar goes. It's freakin pissing me off!! Aren't these supposed to go away after puberty or something? I'm still waiting...
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Good Stuff!!
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"Don't you know we fuck for money - I'm a big dick motherfucking porno star!"
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That's pretty odd for a "regular" kidnapping. Any news links on this?
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Pfffft, cuddle chairs. Cuddling is an art. My lap is my canvas. My lap is cozy and warm. Any questions?
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At least Alaska hasn't entirely been raped yet. (Ouch, did I say that?)
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Sandler mocked sloppy joes. He can burn in hell. Sloppy joes are no laughing matter.
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Hmmm - I've never tried that... *adds mental note - give blood before drinking*
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Can you believe some people have to go to school for years to figure out that shit???
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Okay, you got wasted with a friend, and then you had to get blood taken. So, my fucked up brain, looking for humor, thinks "hmmm maybe she had sexual relations with said friend. And maybe in doing so she possibly contracted an STD. So, to find out, you got a blood sample taken." See, now don't you wish you hadn't asked?
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Sorry, my demented sense of humor is a little too active sometimes. Trust me - I'm trying to be nice guy here
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Too many jokes, too much conscience...
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That depends - what are you wearing?
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Good God, don't do that. A couple years ago my mom upstaged me (ME!!!!!) when she got drunk at a family reunion. When your MOM outdoes you at a party it causes a mindfuck beyond description. And people wonder why I'm weird...
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Well in that case, point it out to me because I DID do a search and didn't find anything! BTW I love your sig!
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High - Getting an invitation to get my hair done at a cosmotology school (not by the students, but by the pros ) for free. "I feel so sexyyyyy!!!" Low - Just spilled beer on myself. Now I'm sitting here in my underwear.
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That was YOU??? Shit, I was just gonna ask for directions to Taco Bell. Ya didn't have to be so touchy!!