kbordson

One of the biggest rushes in my life was playing in the F-16

Yes... I might have a little stress, however...... I don't know if that *cough* helpful training segment with help me reduce my problems (rather it just MIGHT add to some.... )

Congratulations!! Be the best at "Don't kill anybody."

ya know... I was thinking of saying that too. But I knew that I would get that response. (it is a nice bike... but I still like mine better )

Hmm.. not sure. I've heard "things" about you. Can I come within 100ft of you? What "things" have you heard about me?

I would tryly enjoy meeting Sir Sean Connery! Don't know what else to write except "yum"

YEAH LISA!

So... is that a "don't quit your day job"

Any qualifications required? Pay? Help us out here... We have to know if it's worth giving up the day job for.

for the most part, I save them and file them (yes, I am that retentive.... I have different folders including one for people who can kiss my ass ) I have deleted some.

But... most guys don't think that's a bad point. In fact, if their jumping, it's a GREAT point FOR the beer.

It's not technically a "law"..... More of a "guideline" -and .... she will appreciate the time with you. Have fun!!!!!!

WELCOME BACK!

Hopefully you gave her a kiss and a cuddle!! (and quit spending this night on dz.com!!!) Congratulations!

I won third place in a rappelling competition!!! And then I was having to begin a 3d survival course in the ballroom of a big and fancy hotel. But... I forgot my guns and my pack....

YouTube is GREAT!!!

[STOMPS OFF] (it's stupid not having BBC over here)

I hope that you have a great Birthday and that this coming year is good to you.

6. Beer doesn't give wonderful skooshy hugs! >:D< 7. If you have long, deep conversations with your beer... you need help. 8. Long hair. Short hair. Shaved or bare 9. We are genetically superior.... I mean, seriously.... how many chromosomes does beer have anyway?! (It's a joke.... please don't answer.... please!!!!) 10. A woman can shoot a 1911 and look hot. Lets see a BudLight do that. 11. Even Guiness can't shovel snow. 12. A Michelob on a harley.... just not so cool. 13. We challenge you. (mostly in a good way ) 14. We fold the underwear. 15. We make better grandchildren for your mother than any beer ... even with going to a reproductive endocrinologist (see number 9.... beer has no DNA... so your mom is going to keep cryin and cryin about not having any grandbabies as long as you keep dating that bottle) 16. Beer does NOT look this good in lingerie and a riding crop 17. We can write all those Christmas cards that you never do... and we usually sign your names too. 18. We have all kinds of cool stuff to put in the medicine cabinets!!! 19. Backrubs just aint the same from a cold can down your back. 20. There's a law about driving after having too many beers 21. You can't buy a beer at 9AM on Sunday. 22. You have to be over 21 to enjoy a beer. 23. You can't eat a beer. 24. Beer can't use google to defend itself!! 25. A beer and it's mother?! see #15 26. The hormonal rush from orgasm is much more relaxing than any chemical buzz from EtOH. 27. A warm woman is more enjoyable than a warm beer. 28. A cold woman is more enjoyable than a warm beer. 29. Enjoying a beer involves a *positive* calorie intake. 30. A beer won't watch the kids while you go jump. 31. BECAUSE I SAID SO.

Yup... we call it "scalp stim." And we "say" it's good cuz it shows normal heart rate response to stimulation.... but what if the baby thinks it's mean! Back on topic... the only thing on that list that I wouldn't do is the snake wrangling..... Reptiles and Sharks.... I don't mess with either, I figure both classes have won the evolutionary game and hit respective "success." I don't need to be f'n with them. Rkmt - do the topless dancing!! Why not?!

If a baby is in a face position..... they do that too. (but, BAD BABY for being in that position! They don't come out that way well and often need a cesarean)

That was QUITE AMUSING!!!!! (but, I still think it will be bumped to SC - cuz of the religious component. Truly, is EVERY sperm sacred?! Like even the ones now dying on some peoples keyboards? poor things just wriggling and trying to swim..... but .... no egg..... poor un-sacred spermy )

I prefer "Smartass"

I got that one. Aramaic. I remember because of the movie a few years ago that showed the most graphic crucifixion of Jesus ever depicted on the big screen... I got that one thanks to Monty Python. (that's also where I learned my latin ) But... who really cares about rap songs?! (And lisa, just cuz you asked so nicely...... ) I had 27, which is 47.5% smarter or somtin like that.

Great.... now I'm singing "BELIEVE IT OR NOT, I'M WALKING ON AIR" Honestly though, good choices. I would add Mythbusters Top Gear Dr. Who Torchwood