kbordson

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  1. If you unfolded it, it would require less pressure for the stream... then it wouldn't hurt.
  2. - wrestle alligators or crocadiles -clone a dinosaur -swim with sharks (man eaters) I recognize my place on the food chain. I don't need to go for the underdog win when it comes to pre-historic type critters. OHHHH and wont tug on superman's cape, don't spit into the wind, won't pull the mask off the ole Lone Ranger, and don't mess around with Jim
  3. truly sucky day!! Would it make you feel better or worse to play "could be worse"? I'll start. Could be worse: could be taking step 2 over. could be taking step 1 over could be exam week. OR You could be an intern (and that will come SOON ENOUGH) AND it could be pre federal restrictions (no 80hr limit) AND you could be on call for the 4th time this week. Would you want an ER consult - domestic violence with 6mos hx of chronic pain at 3am or 2 ICU patients (one on vent that's young enough to die and one breathing but "gorked") or 4 labor patients (one with a bad strip likely headed toward c-section, one 33w, a set of twins vtx/transverse, preEclamptic) But.... yeah, sounds like it was a bad night. Cancel those credit cards and then get some sleep.
  4. Looking here at the eligibility guidelines, it doesn't specifically defer someone for use of THC. Unless... you inject it or if you used it in Iraq or if you traded sexual favors to obtain said pot.
  5. When it interferes with "normal" life.... but "normal" is kinda subjective. So, if you think it's "normal" to be tuggin it every hour... "normal" it is. Just don't get fired for firing off.
  6. I'm a Dockter, DD. Not a theoretical physicist. But... lets see what this lil brain can come up with. Tuesdays. Not as s.l.o.w.... as monday, but less people calling in sick. So, more people at work... but it's not yet hump day so no anticipation... just a slow day. OR On Tuesdays, even the Earth rotates slower, producing a change in the gravitational forces (less centripetal force, more gravitational forces) Thus making you "heavier"... and that slows everything down...except in freefall.... or something.....
  7. Dorktor Bordson. I like it! [envisions the scene: "Dorktor." "Dorktor." "Dorktor." ]
  8. would I be a geek or a dork?
  9. dunno... I don't cook.
  10. Evil? She can try... but she will NEVER as weevil or iicked as me? [devil]
  11. Endorphin response to the vibrating massage chair. Kinda like when in that seat on the skyvan... and you don't really want to leave.... well... until... oh, yes.... just a little more ... altitude... mmmmmmmm. yes..... OH! yes..... a bit "higher".... there... yes. green light!! YES! GREEN!! OH YES! a-hem. *yawn* purrrrrr. what was the question?
  12. Jump out. It's a primal urge - even the prehistoric squirrels do it.
  13. The head down scene is fun!!!
  14. Mother Lover NBC site
  15. Cuz maybe when you wake up fast... it's cuz you were fasting and your tummy is what woke you up fast cuz of the fast. But - I would NOT recommend drinking GoFast before bed to prevent the pain from the fasting fast wake up. Either that or you just need some morning sex to help your tummy.
  16. Why were you fined for overpayment? I've never heard of that. Any time I've overpaid, I've been reimbursed with no fine. (But then I'm no tax expert, so I'm sure there are plenty of things I've never heard of.) Why was I fined? And why was the fine EXACTLY the same as the amount overpaid? Trust me, there will be phone calls on Monday.
  17. And still some wonder why I don't trust the government. - Not "don't trust President Obama" nor "don't trust the GOP." I just am wary of the organization that it all has become.
  18. As far as the moral or social commentary, you could argue that they were speaking against hate and revenge. How such emotions just destroy and might even alter the time-space continuum. Over all, I thought it was a good movie -Kirk tries to bang the green chick -red shirt dies - "I'm a Doctor, not a...." but... no "beam me up, Scotty" that I recall. OHHHHH and I REALLY WANT that container for those parachutes!!!
  19. I'm a Doctor, Jim. Not a Theoretical Physicist. besides, didn't the 5th dimension go "out" in the 20th century?
  20. I think you're missing too many variables.. The 4 poorest earn nothing. number 5, 6, 7 probably earn minimum wage 8 and 9 are earning "moderate" salaries 10 earns so much it would make your head spin.. 1 - 4 earn / pay 0, or, 100%. 5 - 7 pay about 25% of everything they earn. 8 - 9 pay about 30% of everything they earn. 10 should in theory pay something like 38% but in fact probably can hire excellent lawyers and get away with paying about 22% by squirreling away undeclared earnings.. So in *theory*, the middle man has the lowest amount of disposable income. Especially since 1 - 4 probably earn cash on the side that nobody knows about & therefore can afford satellite TV, just like number 10, who probably works so damn much he doesn't even have time to watch his bigass flat-screen TV!!! Of course, my logic omits a bunch of factors as well, and is therefore just as faulty / biased as the OP!! That's actually not universal though. Not everyone that pays 0% in taxes, makes $0.00. The OP is a simplistic look at the US progressive tax rate, but the breakdown of revenue paid, is correct, regardless. The current top rate is 35%, about to go up to 39.5%. Actually with federal, state, city taxes and the self employed taxes... it was 53%. AND... just got a letter in the mail yesterday that the taxes were overpaid by $909.... guess what the fine on an overpayment of $909 is. Yup. $909. So all of you that think that the "rich" just work to get out of paying taxes, guess again. Sometimes they try to be honest... but the government just fines them for that.
  21. Makeup and better living through chemistry. Not necessarily the most "healthy" - but formaldehyde does preserve well.
  22. He's not trying to dictate what happens in Germany. He's merely pointing out how ridiculous gun controllers can be regardless of nationality and hopefully enough people will open their eyes so as to not make the same mistakes in our beloved US of A. How do you not get that by now? I agree with quade. It's their country. Their laws. But with respect to your comments, we can observe the progression over there and fight against such laws over here.
  23. So see!! You already knew the answer.
  24. Friendships, love, respect, kindness, challenges, independence / dependence / interdependence, the reassurance of contact, the peace of isolation, the chaos of excitement, the quiet of confidence, the feeling of being important to ourselves. and a tim tam or two.
  25. Nah, don't tell him.... show him. In fact, post the pic in the "name the pack" thread.