GQ_jumper
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you're either stoned or you're drunk and have chlamydia of the eye. let's hope its the first one sweetie. History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower
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Oh my goodness me too!! And this damn thread just won't DIE!!!!!! DIE DAMMIT DIE!!!! Quote not as long as people like us wiht a thirst for knkowledge keep it going. And yes Jaime I was up til 5 am, i got bored and had to rub one out. If you don't belive me give me an address and I'll send you the happy sock. History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower
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wow, i don't even know what to think about that one, all i can say is this, here's the line right down here. this side is normal ------------------------------------------------------- and you're way the f$ck out here somewhere!! that's positively disturbing History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower
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maybe we should motivate the workers, tell them as soon as they finish this project there is a hooters goin up next door History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower
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Ok then, so somebody tell me what it's called when a guy puts his tongue in a girl's hoo-ha whilest she's suspended from a bouncy harness spinning around like a goddam top?? (
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They are circling over you to protect the others who might be flying by. No one wants to see that thing. Put it away. Quote Just for that I'm puttin my breakaway pants and the banana hammock on!! History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower
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I've never worn a bra on fridays, get with the times people!!! History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower
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I don't pack because I don't have to... beside, I don't like it. Why else would they keep circling over me, blocking out my sun?? History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower
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backdoor sluts 9 was that a B movie?? History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower
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it's like snowballin her hoohoo no wait it would look a little more like this cause you have to spit it out History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower
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i was wonderin how long it would take for someone to catch that!! History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower
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i know how not to backslide for one How long has it been since you jumped?? Huh?? History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower
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for all you people sayin its gross, what if the guy hit the wrong hole and he wanted to be a gentleman and move it to where its supposed to be, then it wouldn't be so gross if ya thought about it that way now would it? see you just have to think outside the box History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower
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the reserve is white, and you fly that all the time cause you can't pack worth a sh*t!!! and you're always unstable and backsliding at deployment time. besides i would too know what a backslide is, it's whats gonna make me chase you all over the sky!! History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower
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who are YOU to talk about not having a good looking rig? your rig has white and you wear it after labor day!! AND YOU BACKSLIDE!!!! History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower
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you can't say its over, I left YOU remember? FOR A WHUFFO History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower
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So when I say it, its not, but when Keith does, it is.... Not fair. Quote i think its cause you're a moderator, that's why there's bias, you should ban somebody just to get even( i know i would) History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower
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she now knows and isn't quite sure what to think about it!!! i think she's pondering her existence at this very moment, it put her into shock History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower
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I've tossed a few salads in my day!! History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower
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you guys should've seen her reaction on instant messenger, i can't breathe i'm laughing so hard!! History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower
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This poor sheltered little thing doesn't have the extensive sexual vocabulary that some of us do. Could someone please explain it better than I can, she's been on instant messenger bugging me about it for hours. History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower
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i'm not sure who makes it but i know there is a company that makes harness/container system for heavier jumpers. it's been mentioned in this forum before maybe someone here can post a link for you History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower
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I like to call them the bananna hammock! Quote Yeah I don't quite think i'm equipped to call them a bannana hammock, its more like a vienna sausage sling for me. History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower
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One of these days I'll hear someone say: "Under BPA rules you need a B licence to take a shit before jumping". When I do hear it, I will neither be surprised nor sceptical. Quote under BPA rules you need a B license to take a shit!!! sorry i couldn't help it, seriously though, one thing about a full face, put it on and look for your handles, make sure it doesn't block your field of view and if it does be comfy with finding them blind. mine doesn't block my view but it may fit differently for you. History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower
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QuoteI've just been reading through some other threads and posts that refer to "Psycho Packing". Excuse my ignorance but what is it? Quote it's a lot like midget stacking only they're wearing straight jackets while you do it History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower