GQ_jumper

I had a Corona last night. Yes............1 Corona. After that I couldn't keep my eyes open. Quote it's crazy how little it takes while your out here doesn't it? History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower

had it done to me and loved it!!!! got bored once and even did it to myself seriously History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower

...but why are you shouting at us? Quote because its a love hate relationship, i love to hate all of you little bastards!! History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower

Neck, my neck was killing me when i woke up. its a good thing i had tht martini to help me relax before i fell asleep or i might've been worse off this morning, someone was even nice enough to slip an olive in it for me Yeah that's right you're all a bunch of sickos for thinking what you were when you opened this thread!!!! thats why i love my dz.com family!!! History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower

ask your instructor for a couple of suggestions on what would be a good starter canopy for you to progress with, and then demo all of them and see which one fits you the best. then when you do get your first rig, jmp the piss out of it until it is falling apart and you can fly it like a champ wiht your eyes closed, blindfolded and backwards before you think about getting something else. my personal recomendation is a Pilot from aerodyne. i have a 210 and love that thing, it opens consistently even when you trash pack it, its real predictable and forgiving and there is a lot you can do with it when you really learn how to fly, i am just barely starting to raelize what my canopy is capable of so i'll be on it for a long time to come. but again i don't know how you fly so ASK YOUR INSTRUCTORS!!! History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower

I think the word "no" left my vocabulary about the time i turned 16 History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower

endure??? what are you talking about you should feel honored!! its a great ass!! wait you said keeps posting, did i post that pic again and was too drunk to remember? History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower

Grant and himself used to shoot each other up with steroids in bathroom stalls.Quote are you sure those were steroids they were puttin into each other in those stalls? didn't Jose live close to san francisco(said with a lisp) kinda makes ya wonder History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower

This is NO DOUBT a violation of the "Don't Tell" part! Quote hey i was in college and wanted to try new things, that was a long time ago drop it already!! History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower

just buy some new pants and please put them on as soon as possible. Quote you don't understand, i had a special bond with those pants, and so did most of the single women in colorado springs History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower

So i wake up this morning(still drunk) to find that my breakaway pants which i love more than anything else in this world, have been ripped. a huge hole right in the crotch, apparenetly while i was pulling them off in my usual manner last night they just quit on me. Needless to say i was heart broken, so this is my fairwell to my favorite pants. They have survived two combat tours in Iraq, more drunken houseparties than i care to remember, and even came on about 10 skydives with me, and even though they ripped off every time on exit i still never lost them. I'm at a loss for words right now, all I have to remember them by is the video I got last night of me welcoming one of the new guys to the team by taking off the pants to reveal my favorite thong and trying to hug him. I'll miss you party pants the party pants led to such clasic pics as this one posted below!! History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower

How about Chili Doggin'?? Quote you're a sick sick man!!! how could you even think about chili when its this hot outside History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower

Ok i'm going to ask for advice from people that know a lot more than me and then when they tell me the truth i'm going to ignore it and hear only what i want to here. Cuz i'm too great of a canopy pilot to listen to people with more experience than me, what do they know!!! dude this is seriously what you sound like, these people aren't trying to be assholes, they are trying to save your life. when they say things like, take a step back and learn the slow fight characteristics of their canopy, its not because they are trying to keep you out of their super secret swoopers club, its because they are trying to keep you alive long enough to get into the club. doing 180's at your jump numbers is absolutely retarded, i'm nowhere near that level right now, and have over 100 jumps(not that this makes me any kind of an expert, but it means i have more experience than you even if just a little more, and i'm not trying what you're doin yet), so why are you pushing the envelope? i'm one of those people that can take any sport and excel levels beyond my peers in a short time, things like this come naturally to me. yet i am still not even trying to push the envelope in swooping cause i know that stepping back and taking it easy is going to make me a better pilot in the long run. i'm not trying to talk myself up as the next Clint Clawson, my hope is that someday i can be at least a mediocre canopy pilot. but i do know that i will at least be alive when i get to that point cuz i'm not rushing anything. Look through these forums, you will see tons of guys just like you askin for tips on how to swoop better when they aren't ready to swoop yet. most of them ignored or talked shit to the guys telling them to slow down, then go look at the incident reports and you will see most of those guys femured in shortly after ignoring the advice they were given. So are you really gona sit there and say, I'm better than all those guys becuse i'm me!!! or are you going to swallow your pride and admit that you aren't as ready as you think to be doing what you're doing. in most sports you can be put in your place by getting humiliated by another team, unfortunately in this sport the opposing team is the ground, and when it beats you the results usually aren't pretty. please don't let yourself become a statistic, our sport is already short on participants and we need to protect what we have left. History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower

HUGE props go to Grant Adams, for setting the new Colorado state distance record with a run of 402! Quote who the f#ck let Grant near a canopy? he doesn't even have a job!! History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower

Ok i'm telling you right now, battalion commanders don't appreciate my breakaway pants nearly as much as my peers do, and my battalion commander comes to visit in 3 hours, lets see what happens shall we History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower

i'll tell you right now the only ones i didn't answer yes to, were the underage girls, my own family, and the animals and dead people. anything else to be done i've done it ask nice and i might give the details History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower

Honey...I'll remind you. No you won't!!!! History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower

65% impure, i'm a dirty little boy History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower

While I've heard of felching, cream pies and salad tossing, the whole "Felch Baby" is new to me... Quote environmentalists appreciate it cause you aren't letting anything go to waste History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower

Yeah jumpergirl knows tons of skydiving clebrities, I won't mention how though *cough*cough*cutaway*cough*cough History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower

The thread has even made the MSN Search Engine.. BWAHAHAHAHAHA Number 20 on the list... Quote we're working our way to the top, were at #19 now History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower

DAN!!!!!!!!!!!! I am going to kick your ass so hard when I see you - don't let me forget!!!!! Quote Jaime don't forget to kick my ass!!! See aren't i such a good friend!! History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower

It's a Swedish word I think. "Shvelching." Quote the guy i work with is dutch and i just ran this one by him, he said the technical term was "flugenheigenzesploogen" History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower

don't waste ur money....you can borrow mine History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower

last night i made a reallllllly stupid mistake by going to dinner ... but spending more time on margaritas i dunno what i was thinking b/c i had JUST given blood 30 minutes before happy hr. Quote you should see what happens when you go drinking after getting hypoxia from being at 38k without O2. my buddy had lost a bet and owed me night of drinking, and the asshole only had to spend like $20 cuz 2 drinks and i was already starting to go!! Usually my tabs run about 200 History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower