GTAVercetti

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  1. I cannot upload mine. It is too big...I have dual monitors Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.
  2. There are no chemicals. It is simply a piece of special foam that is porous and can break up the dirt from inbetween the fibers. I was worried that it would "scratch" the cordura, but it did not. My rig looks fine!
  3. The only problem I see with flat packing is if you haveve too many people trying to pack in a small area, it can be hard to find an area to lay the canopy down. But if ya got the space, use it! Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.
  4. It may seem like alot now, but soon you it will just flow. It is the same as a lot of things. I remember when I learned to drive. I started and still drive manual. When I first started, it was so complicated to remember, clutch, no gas, release, gas, plus using my hand to shift. Then there were turn signals, wipers, radio, etc. Now, I don't even think about shifting, I just do. Eventually, it will get that was with packing too. And once you get past that first self-packed packjob, you will probably find yourself much more relaxed. Just do it, jump it, and do it again.
  5. I used one of these on my scotchguarded rig and it worked pretty well to get out dirt. Basically, this thing is a spong of melamine foam which cleans without the use of detergent; just a little water. It is mainly used to get crayon or marker or whatever off walls and such but it says it can also be used for sneakers and car interiors so I tried it lightly on my rig and it worked. I got two for $1.78 at Wal-Mart. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.
  6. I once wrote something about this: " Imagine this: You are walking along. Its nighttime. so visibility is low. You trip over an empty bottle of Mad Dog (I tend to drop them when the the blackout occurs) and down you go. And where do you land? The only place you could. In a big steaming pile of dog crap that some inconsiderate bastard forgot to remove after his canine did its duty. Son of a bitch, now you have shit all over your hands. My oh my, what are you to do? Now lets imagine that you are close to home, so away you go. When you get there, you have two choices: either get a paper towel and wipe it off and go about your evening or get some soap and water and clean your hands thoroughly. For the sake of friends and family, I HOPE to GOD you chose the latter. No one wants a stink palm. Enter my topic for today: the bidet. For those of you who are not in the know, a bidet looks like a toilet. But it has a big difference: water shoots up out of it to clean you off after a bathroom visit. And hopefully by now, you see the correlation between a bidet and my little example. Why is it that if we get some kind of filty material on our bodies anywhere but our ass, we wash and wash like we have an excessive compulsive disorder, yet for our bottoms, a mere thin tissue suffices? Does this make any sense? I submit to you that it does not. The bidet is a wonderful thing and you can bet your ass (totally crappy, DOUBLE pun intended) that I will have one in my house whenever I get one of those home thingies. But I hear a few arguements over why the bidet is not cool. SO lets go through a few and examine. Follow me. First, the name: bidet. Implies French. We are Americans. We don't like France. Maybe there is some sitgma that a bidet is some fruity European thing. Okay, it is European, I will give you that. But having a clean ass in far from fruity. And if you think it IS a wussy item to have, well, have fun with your dirty stanky ass you filthy bastard. The rest of us intelligent people will be hopping on the bidet bandwagon. Second: that is ghey. Okay, this one is just plain dumb. And I have actually heard this from people. They don't want to have water shooting up their ass cause it sounds like something gay people do. For christ sake people, how fucking stupid are you? For onething, the water is not shot out at you like a cannon. The pressure is adjustable. Not only that, but the body is made to keep things out. Therefor you muscles will protect you from the "ghey water" so you won't turn gay. See how retarded it sounds when you say it? And lastly, people just don't get it. I am not really sure how to fix this. Hopefully what I say here will help abit. But really, you just have to see one in action. And honestly, it really will make you more sanitary and have better hygiene and unlike what some of your co-workers or your dirt uncle Larry might show you, that is a GOOD thing. So, I urge you to join the clever people of the world who already use bidets. And until then, start using moist wipies at least. You ass and your partner will thank me. " Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.
  7. Your body isn't a set of individual pieces...you have to work the whole body to get results in a single area. For instance, you can't have a very strong back with out strong abs. You can't get strong shoulders without a strong chest and arms. This may be true for losing fat (you can not spot lose fat at all) but you CAN have certain areas of your body be MUCH stronger than the rest. Otherwise, why do swimmers have GIGANTIC backs? Why do hockey players have huge legs (my neighbor played hockey for his whole life...he has very muscular thighs but his upper body is alot smaller)? It is totally true that you cannot have strong arms and no strength elsewhere, but it is NOT true that you cannot make one set of muscles bigger than the rest. Just look at the weightlifter who ignores his legs to focus on upper body. If you do isolation movements (preacher curls for instance), you can gain muscle in one area while totally ignoring the secondary muscles that might be used in other exercises. And if you are eating enough calories in a proper diet and working just one area of muscle, it WILL get bigger faster than your other muscle. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.
  8. ...still a member of SAPS, thanyouverymuch! its actually SAPPS Skydivers Against Pink and Purple Shit I am only against pink myself. One of the jumpers at my DZ just got purple and white gear and it looks pertty damn good. Of course, I guess it depends on the SHADE of purple...if that purple LEANS towards p0ink, then I am against it. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.
  9. Used the IRS calculator for two jobs paying $20K and $15K, single, no dependents, no other income,... and the taxes will be $3659. Are you making between $35K and $40K a year as a student? No I do not make between those two numbers. So, did you have NO taxes withheld last year? You said you owe $4000 dollars, but the calculator says you owe less than that. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.
  10. not likely. 3 packs a day causes health problems: Smokers wake up coughing every morning. Then they have a cig & get up & get on with their day, not realizing that it isn't normal & healthy to wake up hacking in the morning. what's your point? eating at McD's is not the same as smoking. It's true that McD's has a lot of fatty, salty food with little fiber. But some people on this thread are really taking it to extremes. Dude, McDonalds is bad for you. End of story. There is no extreme. It is not healthy. If you were to eat it like some people smoke (frequency and proportional amount), there is a good chance it would kill you. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.
  11. There is no fucking way I could not think about it at least 9 TRILLION times a day. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.
  12. I used to get really angry all the time. I have since toned down and am usually very nice. However, when I am in a bad mood, I can be fucking vicious with my words. Most people don't see it cause it is not pretty at all. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.
  13. must the be the filter then! the pics look pink to me. serioulsly, probably cause the pics are taken against a white wall with a flash I am guessing. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.
  14. ...still a member of SAPS, thanyouverymuch! Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.
  15. Nice....looks like your Mirage got the "Barbara Walters" filter in those shots. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.
  16. PVP is pretty amusing internet comic. Scott Kurtz, the creator, put this blog up with yesterday's (it is about his strip from Monday). I thought it, on the whole, contains a pretty good sentiment: "Contrary to what some might think, I'm not a godless man. I'm really not. I believe in a higher power and I hope to become one with the intelligence that created the universe someday. I tend to be critical and guarded about organized religion because, in my opinion, the bad aspects outweigh the good. Well... "critical and guarded" may be inaccurate...I'm actually quite cynical about the whole mess. To me, God is pure and religion is flawed. God is born into us. Take any person; remove all outside influence and that person will ultimately seek a higher power, a reason for existence. People will always try to find god. Not everyone comes to the same conclusion, however, and it bothers me that religion tends to punish those who come to a conclusion that conflicts with dogma. Anyway, I'm telling you all this because I used the word "Christ" in Monday's strip and a very small number of you are very upset about it. Apparently by taking their lord's name in vain, I've taken away some of their "power" and I'll have to repent. I'll need to apologize to God, say a prayer or something equally as ridiculous to put things right again. But everything's going to be okay because last night, God appeared to me in a dream and told me not to worry about it. He said that he created my sense of humor. He knows everything, so he saw that bit of dialogue a-comin'. He also told me that since he created me and I created the strip then vicariously he wrote it anyway. So if there's anyone to blame...it's him. He also told me that the only way to really offend him at this point would be by second guessing myself due to some fundamentalists (who were going to get upset about SOMETHING on Monday, regardless), and that he was very proud to see that I was reaching out and connecting with people. In the end, he told me, that's all that really matters anyway. He then told me to get off my ass and start updating on time again before turning into a dove and flying away. I woke up after that so...." Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.
  17. ] true so true if it did them their won't be like 600 new rap "artist" everyweek Yeah...cause there are not 1000 new shitty ass metal and rock bands appearing every week either. For the record, I like rock, metal, AND rap. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.
  18. Why on earth would you mix anything with Patron? I concur. The tequilas listed seem to be too good for mixing. Use a cheaper Gold for mixing, I say. In any case, Tequila and a bit of lime sounds excellent. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.
  19. I like vodka with it. But vodka goes with just about anything Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.
  20. Hey, where did you go on the Appalachian trail? Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.
  21. oh, man. That is fucking hilarious. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.
  22. That is pretty funny. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.
  23. Easy. IRS Withholding calculator Wow, you owe 4,000 dollars even AFTER having some taken out? Your two jobs must be bringing in a crapload of dough....I paid over 6 this year and I think I have a pretty good job. That seems like alot of tax for someone who is still in school. I think you caluclated wrong Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.
  24. He meant a search of THIS site. Using its search function. The question has probably already been answered before. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.
  25. I will not make it to Easter for you, so don't have to...not make it. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.