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He's asleep already. "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham
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Well.. if it's sleep you want then I have a good idea. Go to npr.org and find the link to science friday (because I am too lazy to do that) and download a podcast they had on sleep. Very interesting stuff. Go lay down in bed and listen to it. It will either convince you to try to sleep because sleeping is important or it will put you to sleep. One or the other. "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham
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I dunno.. I clicked on this thread hoping you would be able to entertain me. Should have known better.. Back to transcribing nonsense words... "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham
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I think the correct answer is Byron.. or so I hear. "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham
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is there any reason to get good at backflying?
karenmeal replied to Dougiefresh's topic in Freeflying
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Just as long as they haven't got a board too. "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham
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I don't think I'm a very good kisser.. but I think that I used to be. My tongue used to be pierced and it was in a really awkward place on my tongue, way too far forward. So I just kinda gave up on the whole tongue thing. It felt so weird for several years and I got used to kissing my boyfriend that way.. now it's hard to change. Give me some tequila though... and I think that I'm a great kisser! "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham
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I like snow best when it's in my front yard and you can just stand out in the snow and look at the pretty snowflakes that are falling on your jacket. -Karen "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham
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Can you post a picture?? I miss the snow sooooo much! -Karen "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham
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Why don't you go eat a decroted piece of crap! "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham
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Dude, we only care about coffee out here. "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham
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I think he's kinda hot.. Maybe he'll come knocking on my door one day. "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham
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Ok.. now you can say thank-you for forcing me to pack for myself. I may be a packing-nazi, but I'm doing it for peoples own good. -Karen Edited to add: Krisanne, it makes me so happy that you've gotten good at packing! "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham
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Always remember to ask as many questions as you need, the only dumb question is the one that you don't ask. So keep practicing, it is a skill that is worth learning. "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham
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99% of the time I pack my own rig. I just don't feel comfortable having other people do it. I totally agree with JP about the importance of packing your own gear. (Or atleast being proficient at it.) -Karen "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham
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Almost 23. "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham
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Have you ever stuck a 9 volt battery on your tongue?
karenmeal replied to skycat's topic in The Bonfire
I've done it a bunch of times. But I was also the neighborhood kid grabbing the electric fence and shocking a line of my friends. Mostly now I just lick batteries when I'm bored.. -karen "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham -
Yeah, from what we were told the next day it was a mild stroke, but they had to take precautions. The woman that had the stroke had the money seat though, front row of coach, next to the window, tons of leg room.. so when we checked in the next day I asked if I could switch my seat (to the now vacant one)... does that make me evil? "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham
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I flew from Sydney halfway to San Francisco, (half hour shy) then our plane turned around and flew back to Sydney. (Someone had a stroke.) That was like, 13 hours. Then I got up and completed the flight the next day, about 14 hours! "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham
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Feminist, yes. Militant, no. I just cooked dinner and baked biscuits for my boyfriend, c'mon! I don't bite. But enough of that, here is a joke: There is professor who likes to tell dirty jokes in his class. The feminists in the class are getting sick of it, and decide to stage a protest the next time he was to tell a dirty joke. Somehow the professor hears about their plan for a walk-out. So the next class session he starts the class by saying, "In Sweden, prostitutes make $2,000 a night." All at once the feminists get up to leave the classroom, the professor stops them and yells out, "What are you doing? The plane to Sweden doesn't leave till tommorow!" -Karen "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham
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Nobody even commented on my joke! It's a good joke too! I'm just a militant feminist I guess.. what's funny is I got into that post right after cooking dinner for Jeff.. home-made biscuits and everything! Atleast he thought my response was funny.. Hope you and Valinda are doing good John! Congrats on K-Pows new home! I want to try and come visit! -karen "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham
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Exactly. That word is a lethal thing to say about a woman, but now it seems to have become something guys throw around all the time. Women who have done no wrong are then left with this stigma. "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham
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Ok, my point was. The guy (not you) who thought that was the perfect breakfast, literally thought that, would be a total chauvinist pig. A man who wanted his wife abducted and to date a porn star. I'm pretty sure that you don't literally think that. Just as I don't literally think that I would like to have a breakfast with some guy getting neutered. I also made a funny. I even did it with the caps lock on to show you that I was doing the other side of your joke. How much more obvious would you like it? "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham
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The joke certainly did not piss me off. You called me psycho when you didn't get my joke. That irritated me. There were these female siamese twins, one was a nymphomaniac, the other loved to play the saxaphone. Both of them loved Julio Iglasiases. One day he did a show in their town, they went to the show, snuck in back stage, met Julio, had a few drinks and soon they were back in his hotel room. The nympho had wild sex with Julio while the sister played her saxaphone. A few years later, one of the sisters read in the paper that Julio was coming back to town, she said to her sister, "Lets go to the show, maybe we can party with Julio again." Her sister said, "Oh he'll never remember us." "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham
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Not at all.. which is why I responded in jest instead of giving you a lecture about propogating an antiquated double standard. You wouldn't post a racist joke on here... but sexist jokes are ok... ? Anyways.. I just didn't think it was funny. You got your laughs from the men, I got mine from the women. We're even. And one more thing, please don't call women psycho unless they actually have done something truly psycho to you. It is such a mean thing to say. -Karen "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham