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Thanks Bob! Hopefully I'll get to try some more this weekend. It is crazy watching Alchemy do it! I can't believe how effortlessly they can pull it off. "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham
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Was that the Barwon Heads DZ? (Skydive City) "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham
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:3:1 One case of beer owed for my first swoop and chug ever!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't believe I've been skydiving and drinking beer for over five years and this was my first swoop and chug. "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham
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I use zyrtec and rhinocort regularly... allegra as an extra boost when necessary. Works great. The rhinocort is key. "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham
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I'm guessing she didn't expect you to come attack her for "bitching." Sounds like an appropriate expectation to me! "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham
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Fake tits and liposuction? "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham
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So move out of So Cal!!!! What do you expect from that area? "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham
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I make mine everyday. We don't use sheets and we don't have silly pillows, so it takes less than a minute. It is good for hiding the crap under the bed. I started my bed making habit when I lived in a tent. It made it a lot more homey. -Karen "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham
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Any more lame jokes? Please? A lot of these are perfect, just what I was looking for. Here is one of my lame jokes: So this man hears a teeny tiny knock on his door one day. He goes to answer it, looks around, sees no one there. He glances down at the door step and sees a snail sitting there. So the guy picks up the snail and chucks out into his yard. Three years later he hears the same little knock on his door. He looks around, nobody is there. He looks down and sees a snail. The snail looks up at him and says, "Hey, what the fuck was that all about?" "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham
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Has anyone mentioned masturb8 yet? No? What about titill-8? That's a fun word. "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham
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I don't remember the rope joke.. I'm sure everytime you're drunk and telling jokes.. I'm probably drunk and trying hard to remember jokes to tell. Tell it again! Edited to add: I just told Jeff the duck joke.. now he is mad at me. It was painfully bad. "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham
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(This is credited to my buddy Todd..) Celine Dion walks into a bar... The bar tender says, "Hey, Why the long face?" "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham
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Krisanne, I can tell you the sacred duck joke next time I see you. "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham
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WTF is lobster-claw action? "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham
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Wow, that one is pretty lame!! "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham
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He won't tell you the joke? He told it to me!
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Aren't packers just supposed to grin and bear it, then later pack a craptastically passively-agressive hard spinner opening? "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham
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Dude... not aiming for quite that lame. "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham
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OOh! That is right up my alley! Nice one. (I'm a sometimes surrealistic artist!) "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham
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Do you really mean that? I smoked for a while and quit about 5-6 months ago and I find it hard to believe that the smell of non-smokers could offend someone. (Besides the fact that some people just smell bad on their own.) "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham
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Which duck joke? Oh c'mon tell me!! "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham
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Aww shucks Eddie, I should've known I could count on you to entertain me with lame jokes. "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham
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I need some entertaining and I need to memorize some new lame jokes for my repertoire. Please help me? "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham
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Need Help picking a B day gift for a 6-year-old girl.
karenmeal replied to Darius11's topic in The Bonfire
A kit to raise painted-lady butterflies!! Fabulous fun learning gift. Then you get to release the butterflies and sometimes they may hang around for a bit. "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham -
Awww!!! Bats are so freaking cute. I want a pet bat. -Karen "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham