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  1. 3 jumps. And my first stand-up landings since surgery. (However, that is not a beer worthy offense.) "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham
  2. This reminds me of a post you made not too long ago about how you followed some hot chick for a twenty mile walk. "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham
  3. My new camera helmet is coming in the mail any day now!!! I hope it's here before the weekend!!! Oh boy. New toys!! You should hurry up and get some more jumps! "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham
  4. I've joked around about converting people to the dark side before, but it's not ever meant to be some sort of pressure. Honestly, as a freeflyer I would be happiest to see all new jumpers stay on their bellies and really focus on those skills for the first 200 jumps or so. It will really benefit you in the long run, no matter what you end up doing. "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham
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    Tatts?

    I think it is funny that she is absolutely covered in tattoos, yet maintains a granny hairstyle and makeup. I bet with a nice wrist-length blouse and some slacks you would have no idea what was beneath. "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham
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    DINNER!!!!

    Butternut squash, turkey and barley casserole with some feta on top. "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham
  7. I did an 8 way from a two cessna formation load at sunset. It was sweet! I had already done 3 naked jumps by that point.. so I had a good excuse for not doing it naked. "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham
  8. All of a sudden it seemed like it was the perfect time for Johnny to explain his true identity to his mother. "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham
  9. Here is a good penguin joke: One Penguin says to the other penguin, "You look like you're wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin replies, "What makes you think that I'm not?" "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham
  10. She is adorable!! I'd listen to the vet and I second the crate training. "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham
  11. It's like having a double-headed shower it's that good. "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham
  12. I've got this semi-re-occurring skydiving dream where I go in with nothing out.. make a huge crater, and then peek over the edge of the crater to make sure that nobody saw me. Then I non-chalantly brush the dirt and grass off me and sneak into the hanger and start packing. Does this mean that I will be attacked by killer monkeys next week? "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham
  13. That was WAAAAYYYY too much information Billy. Jesus christ man. "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham
  14. Quit trying to pleasure your dog in that way. Just give the bitch a bone. "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham
  15. That was a cool video! They barely touched you! Oh.. and I voted pee in the shower. Always helpful for burble dodging. "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham
  16. I know what that is like. A human subjects desk jockey screwed up my senior thesis. Now it's just a lame analysis of prior data.. no running subjects for me. Apparently showing pictures and asking people with a language disorder to name them is now high risk. Good luck on working yours out! What exactly happened? "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham
  17. I would definitely consult with as many people as possible before getting the dog(s). I know from my family's experience that trying to train two litter mates at the same time can be very difficult. We got our puppies at the local humane society and couldn't bear leaving the last puppy of the litter alone in a kennel, so we ended up getting two. Well, it ended up having bad results. Not only were they hard to train, but the skiddish nature that one puppy had from the beginning (which we ignored) ended up being a major problem. (As you might remember.) After we got the puppies and started going to obedience classes we got a lot of flack from trainers about getting litter mates. A lot of trainers really frown on that. So I would also consider that aspect before getting the dogs. You might also give some consideration to getting a slightly older dog that will have a much more predictable temperament, and which also might already be house-trained. "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham
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    Puppy Bowl

    My favorite play in the Puppy Bowl was when the lab started humping the husky and they had to cut to an instant replay. "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham
  19. I would try the magic eraser, but be gentle. Or you can get some TSP from a hardware store, in the paint section and give that a go. "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham
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    Puppy Bowl

    Sweet! I didn't want to watch any silly football. "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham
  21. I've definitely had my share of irrational moments. (And yes, some jealousy.) But there has never been a problem like that which couldn't be solved by open communication between me and my boyfriend. "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham
  22. I don't think you should lose the coffee cup! Explain to your wife that you have kept the cup not to remind you of your ex, but because you just liked the cup. If she is still being unreasonable I think you should tell her that she can go find you an identical cup and then you will throw that one out and keep the new one as a memory of the fact that your wife couldn't let go of something so insignificant. Of course, if she has PMS, is pregnant or recently gave birth.. hide the cup and do not use it until the crazy-hormone phase has passed. "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham
  23. Maybe you're just attracted to trains? "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham
  24. I think that the waiting period is for the wife's benefit of HEALING. I seriously hope that doctors aren't prescribing a waiting period with concern to the man's sexual enjoyment. "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham
  25. Eat this atmonauts. "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham