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How about a rodeo with a hot naked chick on your back. I though Sangiro was Batman aka Big Brother. Nathan

Funny because I own 350 acres just north of Houston. One day I would like to open a DZ there. Nathan

Let's pay respect to the Head Honcho and the Moderators for having this site. The forums and the information about the sport are awesome. I would also like to to mention Dove, who is now at home healing, all my friends in the Southeast United States, and the future Skydivers I will meet tomorrow at Skydive Orange. "Always with me, Always with you." Natrone

I grew up with a different saying... "Fuck the Dumbshit...Let's Bong a Beer" 1.800.SKYDIVE Nathan aka Natrone

Why do you think Mirages are the most expensive? I even had them "achieve unisyn" with mine if you know what I mean! Nathan

Whenever I got my new G3 I asked them if they could make the pc pouch moist and warm!!!!! That way I could jump it anytime I wanted. Nathan

I'll show you mine if you show me yours!" Nathan "I like playing doctor with females."

___________________________________________________ It's not one of those rented by the hour is it? ___________________________________________________ I am by myself so it is rented by minutes. haha This happened in Naples, at a friends house in Orlando and now here. It is not the modem or the hotel it definetly is the computer. Nathan

This is a question for all you computer experts out there. I have a HP Notebook and it keeps pissing me off. First, it always kicks me out of AOL after about 5 minutes. I am in a hotel so I know it is not call waiting or anything like that. Second, after I log on a couple more times the computer, battery, and outlet charger zaps. Totally turns off. If I try to turn it back on it just zaps again. I have to wait about 15 minutes before I can turn it on. I tried to contact HP but had no luck. Anyone know what could be wrong? Nathan

It was a pretty windy day and we decided to go ahead and make a load. One of the Instructors taking up a tandem and told us to not go to far off of the airport because of the winds. Had a nice four way and I "had" to track away from the airport at the 4k breakoff. I tracked a little too far...deployed a little too low...and knew there was no way in hell I would make it back to the dz. I found a road that I could land by with a nice clear grassy area right next too it. The dz already had someone on their way top pick me up. As I was approaching I eventually noticed a set of power line 5 feet below me. I flared all the way down until I was standing on a powerline. I jumped off the line and my canopy was still inflated because of the high winds so I floated to the ground not hurt. The truck that was coming to pick me up stopped in the middle of the road and their jaws were to the floor. "How in the hell did you manage to do that they asked?" My reply was, "I owe beer. First landing / walking on power lines!" Nathan

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South Florida is nice but there is a bunch of Snow Birds in West Palm / Naples. What would you be doing there? Nathan

___________________________________________________ Cute, Short, and easy... ___________________________________________________ You got there before me Clay. I was just gonna ask that! Nathan

Spectre 170 loaded at 1.3. Love it! Nathan

___________________________________________________ Here's a challenge.... I'm at US$450 in donations right now... when I hit US$1500 I'll post a picture of my boobies for you all to see. Send those checks in now! ___________________________________________________ Sorry Lisa but, uh, how old are you? Real or fake? What size are they? All this depends on how much we will send. Nathan ..."Clay thinks I am lousy at sit flying".

Clay, I may be a bad sit flier but you are a post whore!! haha My next jumps are all going to be sit flys until I am stable. Then coached dives. Next time I am in Atlanta look out. Nathan

Jump 68. Severe line twists at low altitude. Could not untangle so chopped. Nathan

0:2:2...Atlanta to Washington D.C.

"Humps:Jumps:Beer" I saw Clay drink a beer and he has it at :0? Are you sure the order is correct? Manifest also said that they had the Chippendales on the way so I am sure the "1/2" is wrong too. We all know Clay likes sheep! Nathan

I have 100 RW jumps and 2 Sit Fly "Attempts". I told Clay before hand that he would laugh the whole time watching me. He did. What's the story with the numbers in the threads? Got the picture downloaded yet Clay? Nathan

Emmie, Who is the dealer? It sounds like someone I know. Nathan - "I jumped with Post Whore Clay this weekend."

Sure. PM me your # and I will call you.

Clay, I am staying in Buckhead tonight and I need to be in Washington DC by Monday morning at 8am. Want to jump Saturday at Skydive Atlanta? Nathan

__________________________________________________ "I only have 131 jumps, so I don't know shit...right? -Clay" __________________________________________________ Probably. Everyone seems to be a Sky God when they have in between 100 - 300 jumps. No offense Clay! Nathan