ChrisL

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  1. Skymama, the poor guy spent his last few moments with someone that cared about his life. I was driving home one night and passed by a possum that had been hit by a car. Not mine. It was alive but clearly had a broken spine and the rear of his body, hips and pelvis were crushed. It was dragging itself off the road using its front legs. Its mouth was open and it was panting and obviously in shock and great agony. I knew there was nothing that I could do to save it, and also knew that if I got too close to it I would likely have been bitten. Even so I pulled off the road and walked near it and spoke softly to him and bore witness to his passing. He didnt die anonymously without anyone caring about its life and I choose to believe that makes a difference. It was a lone creature in the wild that was killed by some putz in a car but it didnt die all alone with nobody caring about its life. Neither did that dog, thanks to you. __ My mighty steed
  2. Butch. Short hair, no makeup, flannel shirts, jeans, and boots. My Dad rather insensitively nicknamed her girlfriend "Paul Bunyan". Of course we all thought that was absolutely hilarious. It was so damn funny even my sister was in hysterics over it. Of course she never told her girlfriend about it. My sister has a sense of humor about herself. Still no facial hair though. __ My mighty steed
  3. Depends if they are gay or not __ My mighty steed
  4. I have a bug collection __ My mighty steed
  5. I cant comment. In point of fact my sister is gay, however she doesnt have a mustache or beard of any variety, nor does her SO __ My mighty steed
  6. A mustache cant be part of a goatee. A goatee, commonly confused with a Van Dyke, is ONLY chin whiskers. No mustache. The combination of chin and upper lip whiskers with clean shaven cheeks (such as you see in my avatar) is called a Van Dyke. You may recognise this form as a Goatee but its not. Thats just a very common misconception. So you see, a mustache cant be part of a goatee. The instant you add one it ceases to be a Goatee Edited to add: Oh yeah, and I'm not gay
  7. Are you telling me that you missed out on the chance to enlarge your penis by 3 to 4 inches???? Talk about asleep at the switch __ My mighty steed
  8. My wife and I are getting ready to watch our youngest go on active duty in the US Marine Corps. We are both very proud, very nervous, and my wife in particular is not starting to wonder what do do in place of being a Mom. Not that she is no longer a Mom, but you know what I mean. No more kids at home after Chris leaves... Me? hehe. I'm lookin forward to it! Love my kids, but I'm glad to see em, all off and takin care of themselves! __ My mighty steed
  9. See and here I thought skydivers had more of a sense of humour and could run with this better. . Theres nothing here to run with dude __ My mighty steed
  10. WHAT IN GODS NAME IS THAT AVATAR??!?! __ My mighty steed
  11. Thats easy. $16,400.00 for my new Fat Boy
  12. The only good ones from a nutritional point of view that I've tried are the MetRx bars, and as you pointed out, they dont taste all that great. All theo nes that taste good either have a lot of fat or a lot of sugar __ My mighty steed
  13. ChrisL

    Cross Keys

    Solidity is a feature I always look for in a dropzone. Liquid places with liquid people are no fun. Gas? Forget about it! __ My mighty steed
  14. Sober up man. __ My mighty steed
  15. ChrisL

    Revenge

    Hey yeah! I've got lots of those! __ My mighty steed
  16. I had to vote for Dave because I know I have common ground with him on at least 3 areas. Jumping, Lifting, and Riding. These may all apply to Freeflir29 as well but I dont know it about him
  17. Let this serve as a lesson to all. The fact that someone is a skydiver doesnt automatically mean that they are cool __ My mighty steed
  18. Either your provider needs MUCH better fault tolerance and disaster recovery OR you need a new provider. Honestly. 3 days down from a failed hard drive is absurd. Are they running this on their home PC or something? The ONLY way that is acceptible is if you are paying nothing for their hosting service. __ My mighty steed
  19. No, but I rubbed the wrong girls ass at a party once when I was real drunk
  20. ChrisL

    how to do it

    Bah __ My mighty steed
  21. How would you know? You didnt quit yet __ My mighty steed
  22. This is truely sad __ My mighty steed